RonD1120 58 #1 November 5, 2013 College profs, civil lawyers, limp dicks and Hussein Obama worshippers don't bother. http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3ELook for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LyraM45 0 #2 November 5, 2013 Quote College profs, civil lawyers, limp dicks and Hussein Obama worshippers don't bother. How classy and very Chrstian like of you. Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #3 November 5, 2013 Why do you need to own a gun to drive a jeep?Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #4 November 5, 2013 ArvoitusWhy do you need to own a gun to drive a jeep? fine print in the contractYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 November 5, 2013 LyraM45 Quote College profs, civil lawyers, limp dicks and Hussein Obama worshippers don't bother. How classy and very Chrstian like of you. Is it just me that finds it funny that the "How Christian of you" comments come mainly from the anti-church people?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #6 November 5, 2013 Did you notice the title of this thread? You know the part that said "A little humor"? However I do have an issue with the originator of this Craigslist ad. They are trying to sell a Cherokee, not a Jeep. It reminds me years ago when I was still living in CO and the Front Range was hit with a big snow storm. Only two of us made it into work that day. Two guys who happen to drive Jeep Wranglers. One other guy sent out an email telling us that he was sorry, but he couldn't get into work because his Jeep got stuck in the snow. Myself and the other guy who were at work laughed and said "That's not a Jeep, it's a Cherokee". It's a Jeep thing. If you don't drive a Jeep, you won't understand. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #7 November 5, 2013 CanuckInUSA Did you notice the title of this thread? You know the part that said "A little humor"? However I do have an issue with the originator of this Craigslist ad. They are trying to sell a Cherokee, not a Jeep. It reminds me years ago when I was still living in CO and the Front Range was hit with a big snow storm. Only two of us made it into work that day. Two guys who happen to drive Jeep Wranglers. One other guy sent out an email telling us that he was sorry, but he couldn't get into work because his Jeep got stuck in the snow. Myself and the other guy who were at work laughed and said "That's not a Jeep, it's a Cherokee". It's a Jeep thing. If you don't drive a Jeep, you won't understand. This...I love my Grand Cherokee, but it ain't no TJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #8 November 5, 2013 turtlespeed *** Quote College profs, civil lawyers, limp dicks and Hussein Obama worshippers don't bother. How classy and very Chrstian like of you. Is it just me that finds it funny that the "How Christian of you" comments come mainly from the anti-church people? Well when someone claims to belong to a set of rules it is easier to pick them apart then one who claims to belong to nothing. Christianity has a set standard so it’s much easier to say hey that’s not very Christian, what the hell are you or me going to say to an atheist..Hey that’s not very……..ahhh........church of Nothing like I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #9 November 5, 2013 CanuckInUSA It reminds me years ago when I was still living in CO and the Front Range was hit with a big snow storm. Only two of us made it into work that day. Two guys who happen to drive Jeep Wranglers. One other guy sent out an email telling us that he was sorry, but he couldn't get into work because his Jeep got stuck in the snow. Myself and the other guy who were at work laughed and said "That's not a Jeep, it's a Cherokee". It's a Jeep thing. If you don't drive a Jeep, you won't understand. I've driven CJ-5's and Wranglers for many years. When I worked at a hospital in Northern IN, we would get the occasional blizzard in the winter. At this time, the hospital administration would contact all of us who had 4x4's, and we would go on bring-staff-into-work mode for one shift, quickly followed by take-staff-back home mode for the previous shift. And this would be repeated for each shift until the plows had cleared out the roads. There would often be a disaster declaration prohibiting all but emergency traffic, but we were considered "emergency traffic".It was a lot of fun for the first round or so. But then it would get kind of old. I would be the only one wearing a parka and snow boots, with a Jeep full of nurses/x-ray-techs wearing only street clothes. So every time we got stuck, I would be the only one outside, working the snow shovel, operating the winch, freezing my hands and feet. And I'll never forget the time I was trudging toward the only available tree pulling out the winch cable behind me, when I broke through ice under the snow and fell into knee-deep ice water, filling my boots.But it was quite an adventure."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 186 #10 November 5, 2013 RonD1120College profs, civil lawyers, limp dicks and Hussein Obama worshippers don't bother. http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E Automatic transmissions are for pussies. Okay, so one of my cars has an auto tranny, but it was a freebie so I couldn't object too loudly. However, anything I paid for - the truck, the Alfas, the motorcycles (and even my wife's Subaru) - are all manuals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #11 November 5, 2013 Quote College profs, civil lawyers, limp dicks and Hussein Obama worshippers don't bother. Thats funnier than the link.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,125 #12 November 5, 2013 Looks like someone already bought it and did a little work Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #13 November 5, 2013 I was listening to Patsy Cline when I opened the thread. I swear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 November 5, 2013 Darius11 ****** Quote College profs, civil lawyers, limp dicks and Hussein Obama worshippers don't bother. How classy and very Chrstian like of you. Is it just me that finds it funny that the "How Christian of you" comments come mainly from the anti-church people? Well when someone claims to belong to a set of rules it is easier to pick them apart then one who claims to belong to nothing. Christianity has a set standard so it’s much easier to say hey that’s not very Christian, what the hell are you or me going to say to an atheist..Hey that’s not very……..ahhh........church of Nothing like Ah - but it's more likely to be just an assumption of what it is really like to be (Insert Faith Here).I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LyraM45 0 #15 November 5, 2013 turtlespeed *** Quote College profs, civil lawyers, limp dicks and Hussein Obama worshippers don't bother. How classy and very Chrstian like of you. Is it just me that finds it funny that the "How Christian of you" comments come mainly from the anti-church people? And you know I don't go to church how? FWIW, I was just in church not even a week ago.Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LyraM45 0 #16 November 5, 2013 CanuckInUSA Did you notice the title of this thread? You know the part that said "A little humor"? However I do have an issue with the originator of this Craigslist ad. They are trying to sell a Cherokee, not a Jeep. It reminds me years ago when I was still living in CO and the Front Range was hit with a big snow storm. Only two of us made it into work that day. Two guys who happen to drive Jeep Wranglers. One other guy sent out an email telling us that he was sorry, but he couldn't get into work because his Jeep got stuck in the snow. Myself and the other guy who were at work laughed and said "That's not a Jeep, it's a Cherokee". It's a Jeep thing. If you don't drive a Jeep, you won't understand. Don't get me wrong-- I thought the link was funny. It was his post for it and use of terms such as "limp dicks" that I thought was classless. And as far as I know.... it's probably not the kind of language you'd talk in church with or drop in causal conversation with your pastor either; hence it not being very christian like.Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,633 #17 November 6, 2013 RonD1120College profs, civil lawyers, limp dicks and Hussein Obama worshippers don't bother. http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E I know a college prof that does all the maintenance: completely rebuilding the engine, transmission, rear axle, bodywork, interior, instruments, steering and brakes and all parts of the electrical system, on an antique car with stick shift and no easy access to any spares so many parts had to be fabricated from scratch. So just shove it, god botherer.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #18 November 6, 2013 RonD1120College profs, civil lawyers, limp dicks and Hussein Obama worshippers don't bother. http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E Meh - its a jeep. Now an old landy on the other hand.....Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #19 November 6, 2013 RonD1120College profs, civil lawyers, limp dicks and Hussein Obama worshippers don't bother. http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/cto/4155237183.html Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #20 November 6, 2013 Oh, btw, never use an apostrophe to pluralize a word. An ungrammatical troll is an inefficient troll. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #21 November 6, 2013 NOT a Jeep. My current ride barely qualifies. It has auto trans and air conditioning. When I get back to the US, I'm getting another TJ.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 58 #22 November 6, 2013 LyraM45 Quote College profs, civil lawyers, limp dicks and Hussein Obama worshippers don't bother. How classy and very Chrstian like of you. I attend a mountain Pentecostal church and I'm headed for Redneck Heaven. We're not big on piety.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 58 #23 November 6, 2013 Andy9o8Oh, btw, never use an apostrophe to pluralize a word. An ungrammatical troll is an inefficient troll. I used bro's as a contraction for brothers.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 November 6, 2013 RonD1120***Oh, btw, never use an apostrophe to pluralize a word. An ungrammatical troll is an inefficient troll. I used bro's as a contraction for brothers. But you like God, so you are still wrong. Why do you hate 3 letter words so much?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanG 1 #25 November 6, 2013 QuoteI used bro's as a contraction for brothers. Sure. And sometimes people use "your" as an abbreviation of "you're". - Dan G Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
