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Osama Bin Laden, his 2nd in command Zawahiri, Kim Jong Il and 3 other douchebags. If you can name three others still at large, add them in.

I'd have a bomb of sorts hidden under the table. Excuse myself to go use the restroom, while in there, press button, (KABOOM), douchebags go to hell. ;)

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Osama Bin Laden, his 2nd in command Zawahiri, Kim Jong Il and 3 other douchebags. If you can name three others still at large, add them in.

I'd have a bomb of sorts hidden under the table. Excuse myself to go use the restroom, while in there, press button, (KABOOM), douchebags go to hell. ;)



What about Kathy Soliah? (aka Sara Jane Olson?)

1. Some people think she's a "douchebag".
2. She's known to have some skill with a pipebomb.
3. She just got out of prison and is free for dinner.
"It's hard to have fun at 4-way unless your whole team gets down to the ground safely to do it again!"--Northern California Skydiving League re USPA Safety Day, March 8, 2014

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Currently living?

Angelina Jolie
John Roberts
Joseph Ratzinger
Lisa Randall
Benoit Mandelbrot

If time travel were possible:

Thomas Jefferson
John Roberts
Albert Einstein
Lisa Randall
Angelina Jolie

Edit: you asked why.

John Roberts because he's the chief justice. Thomas Jefferson because someone needs to educate the supreme court on the intent of the founders.

Albert Einstein because it would be cool to watch him and Lisa Randall talk about theoretical physics, although I'd understand none of it.

Joseph Ratzinger because it would be interesting to talk philosophy.

Mandelbrot because math is cool.

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6 people around a table.. you and five others. Who are they? and why.....

I prefer 4 roman catholic priests. They always bring a fifth! ;)
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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Angelina Jolie?



I thought that one was kinda self-explanatory. :P



OOooohhhhh yaaaaaah! :P:$
"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

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Richard Feynman: for the physics, the jokes, and the possiblity that he'd bring some drugs and strippers.

Alexander the Great: to find out what drove him, and what made people follow him. Would have to water down his wine though, wouldn't want him getting too drunk and stabbing someone.

Plato: what the fuck was he talking about? Chance to find out.

Neil Gaiman: 'cos he's a brilliant, brilliant author.

Scarlett Johanson: Mmmmmmm.
Do you want to have an ideagasm?

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6 people around a table.. you and five others. Who are they? and why.....



Susanna(h) North Martin - dinner with a hanged witch, THAT would be cool

William Shakespeare - entertaining, witty and would answer the question of if he truly did write all the works of W. Shakespeare.

Deadpool - ok... if we can time travel, then I can include fictitious comic book characters.

Ben Franklin - That is one smart and motivated man

Lone Gunman - yes, another fictitious character

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Mahatma Gandhi
Julius Ceasar
Albert Einstein
Winston Churchill
Marilyn Monroe or Leonardo Da Vinci

why?

MG: to find what inspired him --and how he changed his life and thus the lives of others
JC: I bet he'd have great stories -- and an amazing leader
AE: I bet he'd be a laugh and a brilliant mind
WC: Another wit -- who would probably result in great conversation with the above 3
MM: more great stories and to see how the other 4 react to her.
LDV: a personal hero.

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1) Tony Blair: I'd have a few questions to ask; and I'd like to confirm that he's a compulsive liar.

2) George W. Bush: Again, I'd appreciate establishing his intellect and mentality. And maybe having a bit of chest poking session.

3) Gordon Brown: Is he a badger in human form; or a human, in badger form?

4) Charlize Theron: for the interest value she'd no doubt bring.

5) Frank Begbie: now that could start a few laughs.:ph34r:


'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

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6 people around a table.. you and five others. Who are they? and why.....



1 - Colonel James W. Forsyth
2 - Pablo Picasso
3 - Vincent van Gogh
4 - Vanessa Redgrave
5 - The Klitschko Bros (the 2 of them, of course:ph34r: in one package)

Why?

1: Where did you learn your trade of war?
2: Why those colourful phases?
3: Love your work of art.
4: Simply to ask curious questions, as she's still a lady.
5: Love them. Love to watch them doing their jobs, would love to discuss with those guys about their views in an east/west comparison.

:)

dudeist skydiver # 3105

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Thank the Lord you've not invited a pretentious intellectual group.

Christ, where's peoples imagination! You could invite just Saddam and Georgie for a fight! Brilliant!!:)


'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

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1. Thomas Jefferson
2. Cleopatra
3. Leonardo da Vinci
4. Catherine the Great of Russia
5. Jules Verne





1. He was a true renaissance man in so many fields the discussions would be invigorating.

2. Any woman who can so intrigue the world for 2000 years has got to be an interesting guest.

3. I think the addition of Leonardo could only spice up the conversation.

4. She rose to power through her sheer audacity at a time when few women were more than property of the men in their lives.

5. How did he come up with so much of our modern world in his stories?

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Whoopi, because she cracks me up.

My friend Jeff, because I've got it for him SO bad (even though he ain't all that into me...yet) :)

My Grand Jenny, though she'd be perplexed (and maybe partly *because* she'd be perplexed) about why I have a black woman at my table...lol. She died a few years ago, and I miss her.

Dr. Seuss, because I like the words he uses.

Sigmund Freud, to interpret.

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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

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Jesus Christ
Charles Darwin
Sigmund Freud
Adolf Hitler
Carrie Underwood

JC - Because I truly believe he is the son of God and He would set the record straight.
CD - To find out if his theory is truly correct.
SF - Same reason as CD
AH - To watch him get damned to hell by JC.
CU - Simply to impress her with my dinner guests to the extent that she would accept my marriage proposal.



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