Go to Google

[Ashtanga 0]

And type the word failure and hit search. Not images but the web. What's the first thing that comes up?

www.google.com

LMAO

[hobbes4star 0]

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[tumbler 0]

HA!! Excellent!

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[JohnRich 4]

Some computer programmer is going to get fired for inserting his personal political views into the company software...

[j0nes 0]

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Some computer programmer is going to get fired for inserting his personal political views into the company software...

no kidding, failure isn't even in the document text.

[DJL 232]

Nope. Moreover, he said, Google's results were taking stock of the range of opinions that are expressed online. "We just reflect the opinion on the Web,'' he said, "for better or worse."

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[Maxx 1]

That is just a google bomb, nothing special.. Thats not the programmers fault..

[gulaz 1]

There are several other little quirks in google, and they are created not by google itself, but by other people. Google, and most other search engines, work by "crawling" the internet, and following every link they find, and adding it to their database. A website's position on the search results is based on how many hits it receives, and how many times the page is referenced. To create this one, for example, there are lots of websites pointed at the whitehouse page, with 'failure' written as part of the link text. Go to google, and type into the search box

link:http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html

and it will show you all the webpages that link to that page.

For another little trick on google, type in "french military victories" and click "Im feeling lucky".

[popsjumper 2]

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For another little trick on google, type in "french military victories" and click "Im feeling lucky".

and then when the page comes up, click the GOOGLE button at top.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

freeflyr29 would love this remote reference....

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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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[nate_1979 9]

LOL

(in ref. to french military victories)

FGF #???
I miss the sky...
There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't.

[luckky 0]

"french military victories" and click "Im feeling lucky".
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[thegreekone 0]

no kidding, failure isn't even in the document text.

[Superman32 0]

That says it all.
How appropriate

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[FlyingTed 0]

That`s nice. :)

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[airtwardo 6]

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"french military victories" and click "Im feeling lucky".
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PARIS, France (Reuters) --

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[StreetScooby 5]

LMAO

We are all engines of karma

[Everon 0]

Don't even have to look - I've seen it already. ROTFLMAO!!!!

I'm sure you're all familiar with a Santorum search?

[EricTheRed 0]

OK, so that's funny. Not as funny as this line in the bio tho...

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The Bush family also includes two dogs, Barney and Miss Beazley, and a cat, Willie.

He named the pussy Willie. I wonder if the cat's full name is Willie Jefferson.

I bet GW kicks the cat every now and then

illegible usually

[j0nes 0]

You know how Google has ads on the side based on what you're searching for?

I googled "slaves" once and got the advertisment that says:

"Find and buy slaves on Ebay"