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"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner

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I'm getting as rig. I jumped it last weekend and it was awesome. it's a wings container with a spectre 170. I also got to see the World record Deaf bigway at SSM. heres a good one about that. all these deaf skydivers are standing in front of manifest waiting to load. One of the girls in manifest makes the call to load over the PA. Then she does it again cause no one has moved to the plane as shes getting ready to make the third call someone taps on the window and tells her they can't hear a fuckin thing you say...lol. She finally got someones attention visually and got her point across and he got everyone moving. Feels like a Monday here think it's time for a 2 hour lunch
Cya
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I (we) learned this weekend that deploying a Cobalt in a sit won't really affect you (Phreezone did it twice) but an unintentional deployment of a Sabre (Mike) will beat you up enough to make you sit out (pun intended) the rest of the weekend.
Then, I saw these two guys swoopin across the pond, and I was like 'weeeeeee!!!!'

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...someone taps on the window and tells her they can't hear a fuckin thing you say...

Ahh...greatness. :D :D
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I (we) learned this weekend that deploying a Cobalt in a sit won't really affect you (Phreezone did it twice) but an unintentional deployment of a Sabre (Mike) will beat you up enough to make you sit out (pun intended) the rest of the weekend.

Not only interesting, but useful information!!
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I was once eating Jelly Tots at the movies. I sneezed. A Jelly Tot flew out my nose. It landed in the hair of the lady in front of me. I didn't tell her. I laughed a lot.

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I just found out I am going to be able to have LASIK! :)What else...I have a job interview at 2:45 so I'm a little nervous about that...
and I am horny!! (For a skydive, that is!)
Also, I am considering demoing some canopies...So far, I am thinking Safire...any other suggestions? I am looking for consistently soft openings without picky pack jobs...
Sis
I lust for the ultimate rush...

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ya want something interesting jess??? well the f-16 withough gas weights 10 tons... how about that 3% of all u.s. mail gets lost..... or maybe something wierd like i'm getting both my nipples pierced today after work to bring my total piercings up to 3 or maybe something else, well i don't have anything else.......

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I just found out I am going to be able to have LASIK!

THAT's interesting! Tell me all about it after you get it, cause it's something I'd really like to do myself. My vision is just barely bad enough to get me a restriction on my driver's license, but not bad enough that I can ever remember to wear my glasses. Sometimes at work, someone will be walking toward me in the hall, and he's waving at me frantically, like, "Hi old buddy old pal!" and I'm squinting desperately, trying to figure out who the eff this is.
So I want LASIK.
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I have a job interview at 2:45 so I'm a little nervous about that...

Wicked awesome!! Good luck!
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i'm getting both my nipple pierced today after work to bring my ttal piercings up to 3...

Where's your other piercing? The most I've ever had at one time was...hmm...like 12? Most of them in my ears, of course.

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any other suggestions? I am looking for consistently soft openings without picky pack jobs...

A Spectre. AWESOME all around canopy and you can just stuff them in the bag....jump...and never have a problem!
now for something interesting....hmm...I got it....this weekend we are launching a 5 way (5 ft. blow up shark included) from the C-182 whilst wearing bikini's, water-wings and full snorkel gear for a fund raiser we are having. Should make for a great video. :)Tee

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I am healing with lightning speed! I still can't lay down on my back - but I am up and around! My tongue is almost completely healed - just a funny (huge!) scar down the middle. The nerve in my arm is still rather damaged, but I am told it will heal - just slowly. However, that doesn't really hurt, just mostly a numb feeling in half my arm and hand. I know this is not what you meant by "something interesting" - but I find all this EXTREMELY interesting and exciting!
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