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  1. Nope. I don't believe we've met. But perhaps soon! I was gonna head out to Zhills this weekend, but I'll be headed to SC to cover the Gators Game for Fox Sports South. Go Gators!
  2. Nothing to see here. Move along, folks. Fall in dove.
  3. Wow. I don't think I've ever been plowed into an orgasm before! I'm game! Let's go! I remember you hippy! Of course I do! That was the trip I took to Mardi Gras with Ron. God, I miss that goober! That was a great (if wet) boogie. Wet is GOOOOOOD, right?
  4. Never underestimate the power of an old avatar. Fall in dove.
  5. I have no objections against biting. Fall in dove.
  6. Yeah, but I'm a stranger in a lost land here. I don't know any of these people!!!!! I'm just another bird to them. Fall in dove.
  7. OMG! I haven't thought about that song in ages! Woohoo!
  8. What about ME? What do I get? (Remember to stick with the theme of this thread!) Fall in dove.
  9. OMG! What a day to pop back in to this website! All hail the Penis! Fall in dove.
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    Biggest Flirts

    You could save a lot of bandwidth by listing the non-flirters. Fall in dove.
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    Florida sucks!

    Sheesh! I've been here for 5 MONTHS now and this if the first time it's rained! Yikes! You really did pick the wrong week! I'm delighted to finally see some rain! It's so refreshing and all the ducks are just lovin' it!
  12. Yay! Congrats on getting the hardware out. You will not believe how much better it feels to be metal-free!
  13. I love the smell of rig. When I had a broken leg, I'd open up my gear bag and take a hug whiff. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
  14. Hey Rosa! I, um, well...... er, I ahhhhh.... I found a naughty little cupid of my own! So you could say I found something better to "do" on Saturday night! He was a hottie, no doubt. But he was a dud. No pizazz dammit! But soooooo nice to look at. His friends were a lot of fun though. Anyhow... had a blast jumping at Zhills during the day and fun partying with the hot dud on Saturday night. Zhills was rockin' with a bunch of folks from the Marco Island boogie - including Mike Wittenburg. So we were doing some awesome freefly jumps getting ready for the big ways next weekend. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
  15. Looks like Bolas' pasties missed the nips! Fall in dove.