Bizarre thoughts while jumping?

[HeatherB 0]

Here's a random question for you guys: What's the most bizarre thought that has crossed your mind during a skydive?? blue skies,
Heather

[skybytch 259]

"Damn. I'd really like to do him."
pull & flare,
lisa
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[rgoper 0]

am i sure that i checked ALL of my handles, and did i remember to route my chest strap correctly............
Richard
"Gravity Is My Friend"

[skymama 35]

lol, I'm with the Bytch on this one!
Andrea
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop and check you out.

[n2skdvn 0]

"Ok where's the dz???" comming through some industral haze
if ya can't dodge it RAM IT !!!!!!
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[coconutmonkey 0]

Huh? Hey, that's not my alarm clock. Where am I? Oh s*&^! Pull!

[PhreeZone 15]

Um... Was'nt I the one that was to do the exit count?
OR
Shit... I think I left my car lights on
If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will....

[cansado12 0]

Damn, that airliner came close!!!!

[sunshine 2]

"Oh cool, there's a truck driving down the road" Focusing on that truck caused me to have one of my infamous low pulls....
Other than that, i do think about how hot the guys are i'm jumping with....especially when i'm jumping with FallingMarc!!"It's hard to be anal retentive when you don't have an anus"

[AndyMan 7]

On the tandem I did a few weeks ago...
"Am I really still attached to this guy?" I realised I've taken the security of my own parachute for granted.
That and "boy, I'd like to jump her...."
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[freefalle 0]

Damn, I hope this thing opens.....

[ECVZZ 0]

Did I kick him in the head or did he slap me in the foot???
G. Jones
"Why don't they have a light bulb that only shines on things that are worth looking at?"

[sunshine 2]

When falling through ice, i often think to myself "why the fuck did i get outta the plane?"
"It's hard to be anal retentive when you don't have an anus"

[ChromeBoy 0]

I jumped out over the ocean and I remember thinking that if it didn't open I would probably make a pretty big splash.

[Craig 0]

"gee, I am falling really fast towards this really hard surface"
looking what I thought was far distance below at a jumper still in freefall as I am at 3k and deploying....
"ummm, you can pull NOW!"
"Shit, thats not right!" [looking back at PC in tow]
thoughts directly thereafter....
"dammit, this is not happening my first reserve ride on my first jump on my new rig the spot was long hopefully I can make it back shit here goes look red reach red look sil...[main bag comes off back and deploys]....fukin A WooHooYeahBaby that was close!"
Amazing what you can think of in a matter of a couple seconds. Would have owed lots of beer for that one too.

[PhreeZone 15]

Oh yeah... I've also thought once: "Damn this is a good kiss... open the eyes... your in freefall..."
If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will....

[skymama 35]

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When falling through ice

LOL, I have to say, that thought has NEVER occured to me! But, I think that's because I live in FL. Actually, last weekend it was more like, "thank God I'm out of that Skyvan, I thought I was going to sweat to death!"
Andrea
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop and check you out.

[Zennie 0]

Why is Scotty hitting me?
Another time, I tossed, didn't feel anything, looked up and saw a twisted up ball of s#$% above me. I thought "Aw CRAP! I don't wanna have to chase this friggin' cutaway main". Just as I reached for the handles it opened and I kicked out the line twists.
"Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense."

[Vallerina 2]

Who are all these extra people???
Did I forget to give a count?
Why am I revving the engine up on this thing (okay, not really part of a skydive; but still frickin weird to rev up an ATV at the back of a casa)
I cheat at "I Never", Euchre, pool, prcp's; am I missing anything?

[Viking 0]

"So thats what a blown open jumpsuit does to your stability" x2 I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver

[ShortBus 0]

"what were we supposed to do again?"
and
"did he just flip me off?"
i had those when i was on student status =) my fav is
"man im glad im outta that plane that pilot was crazy"

[skymonkey 0]

If sh'ell do a tandem naked I'll pay for it!!

[ChromeBoy 0]

Ok, I am supposed to be by the girl with the blue jumpsuit on. Holy shit, there is three blue jumpsuits!
What is this guy doing in my slot.

[billo 0]

boy, that ground is coming up pretty fast - hope i don't get paralyzed! (moments before crashing our wrap)
or or or
dammit, lost my gum on exit. is that it in her hair?
billoooooooo

[Zennie 0]

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man im glad im outta that plane that pilot was crazy

Oh man, that reminds me of another one.
One time I drank too much the night before and was way, way hung over. As in lying on the couch until 20 minute call and hurling so bad in the bathroom that the guy next to me yelled over the stall "You gonna be OK?"
Good think I hurled before I got on the plane, 'cause the entire ride up I'm thinking I'm going to hurl again. All I'm thinking is "Just make it to the ground, just make it to the ground..." I get outside the door and go and my first thought was "AAAHHHHH.... man, that fresh air feels good!"
"Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense."