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Get some old lunch meat and wrap it around a thick Hershey Bar. That should shut him up for a while. But if you are kind and gentle, just toilet paper the neighbor's house. The dew in the morning will make it just right :) If you want more ideas, let me know. I'm here to help!

It's these new x-ray glasses I bought. I guess they really work after all. Wait a minute while I go to the mall :) No, that's all the questions I have right now. But I guess I'll see you at CK sometime pretty soon. Plus, I might be moving to Florida next year too. For a job...not because I'm following you :o)

Nice tat, Stac. So tell me, is that a thong you're wearing???

I just flew from Philly to Pittsburgh this past weekend. I had all my gear in a small suitcase that I checked. I carried on my gear bag containing my rig. The security people didn't give it a second look. I really don't think you'll have a problem flying with your rig as a carry-on. As for packing the rest of your stuff, the other guys had some good ideas.

-women can always lose virginity, but never lose box it came in. -oral sex make one's day, anal sex make one's hole weak.

Yeah, Pammi. I hate her too. But not because of the tattoo:) Just kidding Stac. How's FL (Damn you!)

Jim, I agree with the drogue comment. You call like a f---kn meteor. But I can keep up now!!!! Anyway Stac, I was thinking more along the lines of a G-11. You know, the cargo chutes that they strap to Hummers and trucks to drop from a C-17. That would be more Jimbo's speed. How's FL?

Wow Jim, I guess no one likes your idea of humor. I can't figure out why!?! Can you patch on that other thing I sent you? You might get more hits (in more ways than one). Ha!!!

Jim, this funny looks strikingly familiar. Where oh where did you find this little tidbit of comic genius??

Damn, that airliner came close!!!!

Jim, go into your basement and find this thing called a, uh, HAMMER and commence to beating the hell out of that computer. This will do 2 things: 1)make the music stop and 2)you'll feel alot better...until you figured out just how expensive this form of therapy gets. You gonna be at CK tomorrow?

Dude, get the Hornet. I have one with a little over 100 jumps on it. The thing flies great!!! Plus, you can always jump with someone else with a camera and then YOU'LL be the one in the pictures. Buy the canopy, man! You can't go wrong.

Speaking of Boobies, did you see the part where Joan got spit and flew her boob very accurately into Chuckie's hand??? All the guys at Raeford did!!!

No Monkeylady, unless you find something to do during the day before you go to work, you're stuck. I heard making cream cheese balls wrapped in coconut passes the time!!!! Blue Skies

Hey guys, Saturday March 16, in the filthy, I mean fantastic city of Philly the Erin Express is coming. If you don't know what that is, it's a big drunk bus that takes you from bar to bar downtown. Here are some details... Buses run from noon until 5:30 The stops include: Cavanaugh's - 39th and Sansom Westy's - 1440 Callowhill Callahan's - 26th and South Kelliann's - 16th and Spring Garden Kelliann's -44th and Spruce T.A. Flannery's -21st and Ludlow Bonner's Irish Pub - 23rd and Sansom Green Room - 20th and Green O'hara's Fish House -39th and Chestnut ...And many more. Look, I know this is a Saturday and I'll be jumping. But in case of bad weather (i.e. cold, windy, freak hurricane) I'll be trying my best to kill my liver and need some friends to help and kill theirs too. Talk to Liz at manifest. I'll give her all the details tomorrow.