indyz 1 #1 September 12, 2002 I don't think that these have been posted here before, and they are just too funny to miss: The Nippleboy posts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #2 September 12, 2002 QuoteThe Nippleboy posts. bad link....--Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weid14 0 #3 September 12, 2002 goat boy's are pretty funny also those are some classic fandango like moments. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #4 September 12, 2002 Quotebad link.... Works fine for me from two different computers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #5 September 12, 2002 It works for me . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 4 #6 September 12, 2002 I was wondering when these would surface. I remember when Nippleboy was out of control... He was funny. After that the new breed of rec.skydiving "funny" was actually just annoying. I think we have some people on here as well who confuse annoying with funny. I'd much rather have his kind of humor. I guess it can't really be copied. It has to come naturally. Many have tried and most have failed.Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #7 September 12, 2002 OMG - People are walking by my office wondering what is wrong with me. Too funny!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #8 September 12, 2002 THIS IS CLASSIC!!!! AHAHAHHAHAAH --- Subject: Discussion with CRW Mike From: [email protected] (NippLBoy) Newsgroups: rec.skydiving : crwmike, : Hey. I am going to try to jump with you guys. My jumpmasters made me a : stereo that fits into my reserve container in place of the reserve so we : can hear some music during the jump. It's pretty cool. We are thinking : about marketing the radio. : Nipple Boy : Safety First! Fun Forever! That would be a mistake, putting a radio in your reserve container. The compartment was put there for a reason, and it wasn't for music. It's for beer. Doing CReW, you can stay up there for a long time. Dehydration is a serious problem, but it can be prevented by taking proper precautions, which means taking along an adequate supply of beer. RM ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,146 #9 September 12, 2002 They're even more fun if you go see how many people he reeled in with each one. His final post set off a spectacular fishing party; you can still enjoy the glow on rec.skydiving.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #10 September 12, 2002 CRWMike at least knew how to properly feed the Trolls....Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #11 September 12, 2002 QuoteI think we have some people on here as well who confuse annoying with funny. My first instinct was to laugh and nod knowingly, but then I suddenly thought, What if he's talking about ME?Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 4 #12 September 12, 2002 QuoteWhat if he's talking about ME? Bwahahahaha!... Nope, you're funny! Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 September 12, 2002 Quote, What if he's talking about ME? I don't think you have to worry Jess. I can think of several others that are MUCH more likely candidates. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #14 September 12, 2002 QuoteTo test her, I called both my jumpmasters over. At the same time, we all started screaming "MALFUNCTION!!! YOU DUMB B-TCH!!! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!! DO SOMETHING!!! YOU'RE GOING IN!!!" She didn't pull a single handle and started to cry. OH MY GAWD!! Now THAT was hilarious!! Pamela Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #15 September 12, 2002 I'm thinking nippleboy and alienangel were seperated at birth.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #16 September 12, 2002 QuoteQuoteTo test her, I called both my jumpmasters over. At the same time, we all started screaming "MALFUNCTION!!! YOU DUMB B-TCH!!! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!! DO SOMETHING!!! YOU'RE GOING IN!!!" She didn't pull a single handle and started to cry. OH MY GAWD!! Now THAT was hilarious!! Pamela Oh LORD pick me up off the FLOOR! I needed that. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #17 September 12, 2002 QuoteBeer is to skydiving like shoes are to feet. Would you really want to walk without at least having two. I like this quote That has got to be some of the funniest shit ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #18 September 12, 2002 QuoteI'm thinking nippleboy and alienangel were seperated at birth. Actually, when I was reading the Nippleboy stuff I was eerily reminded of billvon when he's feeling ornery....Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #19 September 12, 2002 QuoteActually, when I was reading the Nippleboy stuff I was eerily reminded of billvon when he's feeling ornery.... Bwahhhhhhhhh Oh you said Ornery!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
howardwhite 5 #20 September 12, 2002 See also: www.drunkenbastards.org/hob/nipps/nippshob.html HW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 September 12, 2002 Uh oh....It lists his most embarassing ex as "Lisa" Do tell the story!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #22 September 16, 2002 I paid Nip $20 a few months ago to write the true story (mostly) of his dancing cow routine at a demo ...he either owes me a story or 20 bucks. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 4 #23 September 16, 2002 Hey Michael... you still a moderator over on rec.skydiving. Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #24 September 16, 2002 QuoteI don't think that these have been posted here before, and they are just too funny to miss: The Nippleboy posts. The Richard Grounddiver posts from uk.rec.skydiving are pretty funny too. Find 'em on http://www.skydiveworld.com/english/fun.htm Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #25 September 16, 2002 [jaw open][/close jaw] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
