AggieDave 6 #1 October 25, 2003 Since I'm at the DZ and the new swoop swamp is filling (its raining HARD right now), I might as well post something that I've been wanting to post. DZ.com, it has its own jargon, obviously, but alot of it is basically references to posts from the past and a lot of new members may not know or understand them. I'll start off, but everyone post some DZ.com jargon (specifically DZ.com, not just 'net jargon) for all to see. Hot Fork--reference to scratching the lion's balls with a hot fork Post Whore--someone who posts a lot in a short amount of time, usually posting nothing of real substance or use. Greenie--The moderators, due to their green names/status. HH--Sangiro, Head Honcho Giraffe Bar-B-Q--The celebration party that never happened. His Forkness--See HH above. There are a LOT more, but that's all I could think of off the top of my head.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StearmanR985 0 #2 October 25, 2003 Coming from a newbie (to both DZ.com and Skydiving), this is most helpful AD. Thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #3 October 25, 2003 Poo-flinging - a reference to monkeys because they really all fling their own poo and of course, we're monkeys! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #4 October 25, 2003 Boobies: a reply to anything.Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 22 #5 October 25, 2003 if you want to be rude in a thread simply throw in these priceless 0,2 WGASA - who gives a shit anyway DILLIGAF - do i look like i give a f**k wont make you very popular though and if applied to often gets the greenies to use the hot fork edit 4 spellThe universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 4 #6 October 25, 2003 QuoteGiraffe Bar-B-Q--The celebration party that never happened. It's never too late my good man! Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 October 25, 2003 Eloy a reference to the Eloy Holiday boogie. Often used as such "Hey man you gonna go to eloy?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #8 October 25, 2003 IBTL -- "In Before The Lock", what some people post when they feel a post is about to get locked. Not a favorite acronym among the greenies. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #9 October 25, 2003 -- one who had had the honor of drinking like a Viking with Mono Uno aka SkyOne or one of his proxies and NOT sucking to such an extent as to earn, and have the title and commensurate name bestowed upon him or her. femur -- verb: to break one's femur dungeon -- place where HH keeps greenies. beer! -- exclamation meaning you owe one case of a fine malted beverage for doing something the first time or screwing up. humps:jumps:cases owed -- proper format for posting weekend numbers. Asshat -- Dave's favorite word of endearment -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #10 October 25, 2003 Quoteand commensurate name Not every skymonkey has a monkey name though. Also, SkymonkeyOne has assigned his monkey creation proxy to certain other qualified s. pull and flare, Bytch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #11 October 25, 2003 very good idea, especially for overseas members...is there any index on the site showing a range of dz. com jargons? sometimes its confusing not to understand certain word formations.. thnx for advice, christel dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #12 October 25, 2003 Quote Not every skymonkey has a monkey name though. And from the names SkymonkeyONE has been known to give out, I'll just stay an unnamed Sky, thankyouverymuch. Kris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #13 October 25, 2003 Operation Melons - plot hatched by myself and others (not naming names but it included a very green dumbass Canadian lamer and a little geek daddy from NY) to obtain footage of Pammi's hooters. Wife Stealing Rat Bastards - affectionate term coined by Merrick for the perpetrators of Operation Melons Hump loading - ratio of humps to jumps you enjoyed on the previous weekend. Later evolved to include firsts. Typically posted on Mondays. Dubya - fast replacing 'gay' as the description of choice for anything lame. eg 'That Cutaway movie was like soooo Dubya.' Manboobies - as made famous by Clay with a very foolish choice of work pic he posted. Up my noooooose! - Wingnut's battle-cry when toothpaste gets shoved up his nose while sleeping. Spotting - still not sure what that is, someone please explain... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #14 October 25, 2003 other rude add-ons may include, but not limited to: KMFA = Kiss My F$^#% Ass KMCRA = Kiss My Cherry Red Ass BTFU = Back The Fuck Up GDAHASYHII = Go Dig A Hole And Stick Your Head In It my .02 Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #15 October 25, 2003 nig-noggery: what happens when a bunch of dz.commers get together I've used that one in normal conversation and have been looked at like I was crazy. -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #16 October 25, 2003 Boobylon: Paradise for male skydivers__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #17 October 25, 2003 NSFW: Threads that are worth looking atPhoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #18 October 25, 2003 BEER! - the correct response to any post containing the words "I did my first..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #19 October 25, 2003 Drunk dialing When drunk dz.commers call you in the middle of the night, or sometimes like in the case of Chuck Blue, in the morning as the sun is coming up! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #20 October 25, 2003 What yo' name is?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #21 October 25, 2003 HUCK*A*BUCK: The act or position of being placed into a posture that facilitates the use of NIG-NOGGERY"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #22 October 26, 2003 I know i cant pick my monkey name... but can I give an idea? Seeing that I will be on crutches for a looooong time, ... why not call me Crutch Monkey? jsut a thought... run it by mr blueLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #23 October 26, 2003 Quotewhy not call me Crutch Monkey? How about broke ? LOL Chuck says you get no name until he has a name for you so check it and stop being annoying."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #24 October 26, 2003 ...? oh yea i forgot.. I can't act like a jackass...Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #25 October 26, 2003 QuoteQuote Not every skymonkey has a monkey name though. And from the names SkymonkeyONE has been known to give out, I'll just stay an unnamed Sky, thankyouverymuch. Kris Yea, I think I'll stay a regular, un-named, non-monkey. After hearing just how Monkeys get their names.....No thanks.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
