Sebazz1 2 #1 February 2, 2004 In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #2 February 2, 2004 Sorry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites weegegirl 2 #3 February 2, 2004 ha ha ha... i didn't know which way that joke was gonna turn... but that's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goose491 0 #4 February 2, 2004 Bwahahaa! That's a good one! Gonna have to suck it up and tell the lady-friend lol. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #5 February 2, 2004 OMG, that's you Seb in your avatar? I've never seen a pic of you before. You look nothing like I imagined. I honestly pictured some hippie looking dude, instead I see a yuppie. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites frankiebrina 0 #6 February 2, 2004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vdschoor 0 #7 February 2, 2004 Seb, are you trying to get points with the ladies on dz.com? Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #8 February 2, 2004 Maybe I'll ask for a female brain to be put in on Weds. Just to finally figure out how women think. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #9 February 2, 2004 ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #10 February 2, 2004 Ah lil fishy thanks for the laugh! The new avatar...is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #11 February 2, 2004 QuoteOMG, that's you Seb in your avatar? I've never seen a pic of you before. You look nothing like I imagined. I honestly pictured some hippie looking dude, instead I see a yuppie. Now do you understand why i'm stalking him?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lizzieb 0 #12 February 2, 2004 Yep...Seb the yuppie...khakis, button down shirts, and driving around town in a BMW where have you been eating lunch seb???i haven't run into you in forever... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vdschoor 0 #13 February 2, 2004 Quote ~ He he.. I knew it.. Anyways, we'll have to meet up in Hollister for some old fashioned H-town after sunset partying! I am back in the air since Sunday. I did a hop 'n pop since the clouds were at 4.5 or so. Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caress 0 #14 February 3, 2004 That made me laugh, and I needed that today. Sunshine, You crack me up! You are Beautiful and Talented. I haven't done a back bend in years. tried it I can still do it, but I see little stars afterward. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #15 February 3, 2004 QuoteMaybe I'll ask for a female brain to be put in on Weds. Just to finally figure out how women think. ROFLMAO!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #16 February 3, 2004 QuoteSunshine, You crack me up! You are Beautiful and Talented. I haven't done a back bend in years. tried it I can still do it, but I see little stars afterward I shocked everyone at work today too. They wanted me to prove i could still do the splits, so i just dropped down and did it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TEB6363 0 #17 February 3, 2004 OK, I'll Say it for the single guys.... Quotewanted me to prove i could still do the splits, so i just dropped down and did it. Being limber rocks..... How YOU Do'n Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #18 February 3, 2004 Nice fishy fishy...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #19 February 3, 2004 It's still funny~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #20 February 3, 2004 QuoteI honestly pictured some hippie looking dude, instead I see a yuppieI am really a sea faring sea bass... That pic I was using was some yuppie fisherman I ate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #21 February 3, 2004 QuoteI am really a sea faring sea bass... That pic I was using was some yuppie fisherman I ate. You need someone else to eat? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #22 February 3, 2004 Now I'm a penguin and I love eating raw fish... yummy yummy yum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #23 February 4, 2004 Quote Now I'm a penguin and I love eating raw fish... yummy yummy yum I think someone has some tuna for you. Smells like fish....Tastes like chicken though.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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weegegirl 2 #3 February 2, 2004 ha ha ha... i didn't know which way that joke was gonna turn... but that's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #4 February 2, 2004 Bwahahaa! That's a good one! Gonna have to suck it up and tell the lady-friend lol. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #5 February 2, 2004 OMG, that's you Seb in your avatar? I've never seen a pic of you before. You look nothing like I imagined. I honestly pictured some hippie looking dude, instead I see a yuppie. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #7 February 2, 2004 Seb, are you trying to get points with the ladies on dz.com? Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 February 2, 2004 Maybe I'll ask for a female brain to be put in on Weds. Just to finally figure out how women think. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #10 February 2, 2004 Ah lil fishy thanks for the laugh! The new avatar...is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 February 2, 2004 QuoteOMG, that's you Seb in your avatar? I've never seen a pic of you before. You look nothing like I imagined. I honestly pictured some hippie looking dude, instead I see a yuppie. Now do you understand why i'm stalking him?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #12 February 2, 2004 Yep...Seb the yuppie...khakis, button down shirts, and driving around town in a BMW where have you been eating lunch seb???i haven't run into you in forever... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #13 February 2, 2004 Quote ~ He he.. I knew it.. Anyways, we'll have to meet up in Hollister for some old fashioned H-town after sunset partying! I am back in the air since Sunday. I did a hop 'n pop since the clouds were at 4.5 or so. Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #14 February 3, 2004 That made me laugh, and I needed that today. Sunshine, You crack me up! You are Beautiful and Talented. I haven't done a back bend in years. tried it I can still do it, but I see little stars afterward. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #15 February 3, 2004 QuoteMaybe I'll ask for a female brain to be put in on Weds. Just to finally figure out how women think. ROFLMAO!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 February 3, 2004 QuoteSunshine, You crack me up! You are Beautiful and Talented. I haven't done a back bend in years. tried it I can still do it, but I see little stars afterward I shocked everyone at work today too. They wanted me to prove i could still do the splits, so i just dropped down and did it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #17 February 3, 2004 OK, I'll Say it for the single guys.... Quotewanted me to prove i could still do the splits, so i just dropped down and did it. Being limber rocks..... How YOU Do'n Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 February 3, 2004 Nice fishy fishy...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #19 February 3, 2004 It's still funny~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #20 February 3, 2004 QuoteI honestly pictured some hippie looking dude, instead I see a yuppieI am really a sea faring sea bass... That pic I was using was some yuppie fisherman I ate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 February 3, 2004 QuoteI am really a sea faring sea bass... That pic I was using was some yuppie fisherman I ate. You need someone else to eat? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #22 February 3, 2004 Now I'm a penguin and I love eating raw fish... yummy yummy yum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 February 4, 2004 Quote Now I'm a penguin and I love eating raw fish... yummy yummy yum I think someone has some tuna for you. Smells like fish....Tastes like chicken though.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
