BoostedXT 0 #26 April 13, 2004 Why do I find that funny? JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #27 April 13, 2004 QuoteQuoteDude, PINTO!!! You kick the bumper and the gas tank explodes I always thought about buying one... just for grins.. and having a custom FLAME paint job painted on it.. with the flames on the BACK of the car... You wouldn't even have to paint it. Just get in and light a cigarette. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #28 April 13, 2004 QuoteWhy do I find that funny? Dude, I crack a smile everytime I think about it. It's a pretty profound way to try to end things, and by any estimate, it should've worked. The fact that his attempt failed.... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #29 April 13, 2004 QuoteThe fact that his attempt failed.... That's just funny........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #30 April 13, 2004 I think an ambulance or a fire truck (with its lights on for bonus points) would be pretty bad. Also, mail trucks are generally a hazard to be avoided (federally owned, also with flashing lights on them) My roommate has also rear-ended (and totalled) a parked car and we still give him plenty of shit for that despite being over 5 years ago now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #31 April 13, 2004 QuoteI smacked a Lexus SUV in the ass on Friday. *rolling on the floor in fits of laughter* QuoteAnd then way down there on the list... Wildblue or PLFKings. Didn't you 'rear end' someone with your 'probe'? Ok, so seriously - worst to rear end would be a motorcycle (this is my subtle message to those in the northern states that bikes are begining to appear on the road again, please be careful) Other than that, the rest are just funny! (as long as no one gets hurt - it's all fun and games until then)it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #32 April 13, 2004 QuoteDidn't you 'rear end' someone with your 'probe'? LOL... nope, that was the Civic the day after I got it Is it wrong that I was laughing that the Lexus was'nt damaged?Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #33 April 13, 2004 QuoteQuoteI think the only two that would be more horrible are a cop car or a Hummer. I'd have to laugh my ass off at myself if I rear ended a cop car - like "Hi Mr Officer! Yes, I really am that stupid! Which wrist would you like to cuff first?" I think a Hummer would do more damage to my pile than my pile would do to a Hummer. Anything new would suck. Anything old and classic would suck. Anything worth more than I make in a year would suck... Hope you have good insurance. Maybe but a Hummer might get you out of the ticket.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GotAttitude 0 #34 April 13, 2004 Hitting a hearse during the funeral procession has got to be pretty bad. Say hello to the hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #35 April 13, 2004 naw.. just mineLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #36 April 13, 2004 QuoteI'd have to laugh my ass off at myself if I rear ended a cop car - like "Hi Mr Officer! Yes, I really am that stupid! Which wrist would you like to cuff first?" Hey, the first month we were in Vegas, Lynn rear-ended a newly retired LVPD Sergeant. Fortunately both her car and his were '72 Impalas, so the damage was minimal -- we never did get the wrinkled nose repaired. The next week she got a ticket for speeding in a school zone. Any questions why I always drive? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lifewithoutanet 0 #37 April 13, 2004 ...a motorcycle. -C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #38 April 13, 2004 Quote The Lexus SUV appeared unmarked. My truck is very likely totaled. JEss!!!! I had a similar incident back in october. THe truck I hit was barely marked at all. My front end crumpled. radiator trashed, etc etc. I swore it was totaled. It ended up being close, but when nickled and dimed out, it wasn't totaled. Did you have airbags fire? Airbags often end up being the most expensive thing to fix. Not to mention the terrible smell they leave, uck. other than airbags, frame damage is yoru worst enemy. Good luck! Stacy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airgord 1 #39 April 13, 2004 Mine. I'm armed and have a short fuse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #40 April 13, 2004 This would be the worst car to rear end. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #41 April 13, 2004 I don't think it matters as much of WHICH car you run into, but more who is driving it. I've seen some terrible accidents where both parties got out of their mangled vehicles, laughed it off and went and had a beer together. I've also seen people explode and go into hystarics from simple fender benders....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #42 April 13, 2004 Mine!! well, soon it will be. Once I get my classVI hitch put on. The ball sticks out six inches beyond my bumper. I drive a 4X4 so it's tall enough already. I'm just ready for those SoCal tailgaters to rear end me. A small import will probably just go under, but a medium sized vehicle will have a solid steel ball penetrate, and then because of the shape, lock into the offending car's grille. then I will roll down the window and point off to where we will park to get out of everyone's way and then give it a little gas and rip the front end of the car off._____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpy 0 #43 April 13, 2004 Quote I don't think it matters as much of WHICH car you run into, but more who is driving it. I've seen some terrible accidents where both parties got out of their mangled vehicles, laughed it off and went and had a beer together. I've also seen people explode and go into hystarics from simple fender benders.... My thought exactly... I don't think it would be a great idea to rearend any type of car with an ocupant going by the name of Billy Bob and the tattoo 'I love fish and chips' on his forehead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #45 April 13, 2004 I rear-ended my wife's car..in the driveway. There's nothing like the feeling you get when you have to stick your head in the back door and say, "Honey, can you come here a minute? I need to show you something."I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevePhelps 0 #46 April 13, 2004 Quote...a motorcycle. -C. Yeah, that is what I was thinking since my main ride is a '92 HD Dyna. Plus then you'll get all that nasty biker road rash goo stuck between your treads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zyne 0 #47 April 13, 2004 Anyone remember the trucks cleaning/emptying the porta potties up in Rantoul last year? I think that tops my list .... At least when you rear end a cop the stench goes away when the cop does :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #48 April 13, 2004 The most expensive one on the road at the time.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #49 April 13, 2004 Quote I don't think it matters as much of WHICH car you run into, but more who is driving it. I've seen some terrible accidents where both parties got out of their mangled vehicles, laughed it off and went and had a beer together. I've also seen people explode and go into hystarics from simple fender benders.... Sounds like you have been to the dirt track and watched a race - I went to a fight a the the dirt track and a race broke out.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustaBill 0 #50 April 13, 2004 QuoteAnyone remember the trucks cleaning/emptying the porta potties up in Rantoul last year? I think that tops my list .... At least when you rear end a cop the stench goes away when the cop does :-) I almost hit one of those with a train the other day. That would have been pretty shitty.------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
