catfishhunter 1 #26 May 17, 2004 Looks like me and Phree will be Kickin' it in the afterlife. The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge! Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #27 May 17, 2004 How did we all end up lower than the lawyer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #28 May 17, 2004 QuoteHow did we all end up lower than the lawyer? be nice~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #29 May 17, 2004 Well, obviously, if I were nicer, I wouldn't be in the 8th level of hell now would I? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #30 May 17, 2004 ya gotta point there~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #31 May 17, 2004 Level Two. Damn skydivers.....I need to hang with a purer group of people. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #32 May 17, 2004 Damn I am in the second level.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #33 May 17, 2004 First level - limbo. As I could have told you, having read the types of people sent there. But I did have to flatter the devil and lie a bit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #34 May 17, 2004 I think it has something to do with intentionally laughing at other failures Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #35 May 17, 2004 That could be it..... Does killing kittens count as cruelty to animals?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #36 May 17, 2004 I'm a lustful girl who will wind up in the second level of hell. What can I say? I'm a Scorpio...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #37 May 17, 2004 QuoteI'm a lustful girl who will wind up in the second level of hell. What can I say? I'm a Scorpio. Just another reason I'm starting to like my banishment to the 2nd level of hell Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #38 May 17, 2004 I'm happily going to the 2nd level Edited for lack of a complete sentence Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #39 May 18, 2004 QuoteI'm happily the 2nd level Oh this just keeps getting better... You other levels may think you're cool but we've got all the hot chicks here at level 2! Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlindBrick 0 #40 May 18, 2004 Rhis sucks, I only got to level 7. Damn it, if I'm gonna burn, then I want to burn well! Guess I've got to go find some friends, family, clergy and baby seals to club. Which reminds me, for a nation raised on "Whack a Mole", why do we have such a hang up about bashing small animals about the head with a club? -Blind"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #41 May 18, 2004 I don't even need to take the test. I'm already in a particularly NASTY layer of Hell called "Cleveland, OH." REPENT NOW BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE ME!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #42 May 18, 2004 The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell! Ok so I am very Lustful.. get over it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #43 May 18, 2004 hmm seems we did this before... seems there was quite the boogie going on on the second level.. QuoteYou have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. sounds like night jumps then eh? in this level its all about the docks... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #44 May 18, 2004 I'm shit outa luck on this one too NOW Ask me if i care again The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge! Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #45 May 18, 2004 I am going to Purgatory. I'm sure that I'll drive my Purgatory Golf Cart down into the abyss to visit all of my friends there, and skydivexxl will promptly beat my ass and steal it from me... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #46 May 18, 2004 Aaaaah, Vinnie, I knew you would end up in Purgatory, one of my purest and most sin-less friends ... As a quick response to your PM, MO is great, I have finals all week through Thursday so that part sucks but after that it is all Blue skies ahead. I'll PM you back in greater length when I get a break from studying and I can write more. Miss ya Vinnie!Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #47 May 18, 2004 Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Low Level 2 | Low Level 3 | High Level 4 | High Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus | ModerateGerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #48 May 18, 2004 You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. I'm a lustful level 2 hellbent demonboy!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samhussey 0 #49 May 18, 2004 I'm borderline between purgatory and level 2. Time to start repenting... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckbrown 0 #50 May 18, 2004 QuoteHow did we all end up lower than the lawyer? That lawyer wuz lying. Just kidding. This lawyer is going to the 8th ring of hell. Feel better now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
