scottbre 0 #1 September 2, 2004 If humanity were packaged up in a retail sort of fashion, what would be some of the warning labels that you think should be on the package? Here's a few I can think of: For novelty purposes only. People are stupid. Don't take contents seriously. Not responsible for damage caused by this product. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #2 September 2, 2004 Warning may expire at any moment Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #3 September 2, 2004 "contents explode under pressure" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #4 September 2, 2004 Warning, if mixed with alcohol may cause drowsiness (or obnoxiousness)Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 September 2, 2004 Choking Hazzard ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #6 September 2, 2004 Prolonged exposure may be hazardous to your health. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 September 2, 2004 Open other end. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 September 2, 2004 May contain small minds Packaged by weight not volume, some settling may occur.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base311 0 #9 September 2, 2004 These nuts were processed in a facility which also processes peanuts, other tree nuts and legumes. Gardner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 September 2, 2004 !!CAUTION!! BIOHAZARD Some Contents onder extreme pressure. Open at your own risk! May Cause Damage or Injury. Test on concealed area before use. Damage caused by contents is not covered by warranty. Oral Use OK, and in most cases - Prefered.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #11 September 2, 2004 WARNING: Do not feed after midnight WARNING: Do not expose to water Oh, wait... Here's one: WARNING: Will self-destruct sooner or later you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 September 2, 2004 QuoteWARNING: Do not feed after midnight WARNING: Do not expose to water Haha. Thats funny shit. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 0 #13 September 2, 2004 Warning: Has an unhealthy sense of entitlement Warning: Will cause irreparable damage to the Earth Warning: Not worth your effort Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #14 September 2, 2004 Warning: Irritant. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #15 September 2, 2004 WARNING: FRENCH MODELS HAVE TENDANCY TO BLOW BOOGERS IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 September 2, 2004 Warning: Explosive gas in rear.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #17 September 2, 2004 mostly harmless____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
