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Favorite Obscure insult names

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Ok my last few weren't very obscure, but damn their fun to say!

Suckshit (have to get a visual) you scat munching mouth breather!! :)



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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How about, You puss encrusted blood fart.


Alright, yours is even worse!:o I heard an actress call another a vaginal blood fart. The fact that it was meant and that it was on a movie set (with the camera rolling) made it quite powerful and romantic... (it wasn't scripted...:S)

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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My favorite obscure insult names:

Arse Fez
Jag Pie
Fuckstick
Colon Ranger

Add to this list.



Ditch Pig
Swamp Donkey
JP



Me or the one down South?

My favorite one EVER was "Biscuit-Head!" which is also supposed to be a racial slur.

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Well, now, I'd consider an obscure insult to be one that the insulter and most of the audience understood, but that the insultee didn't -- so that everyone can laugh at him too :)
I don't think I'd doubt the insultingness of most of these. Often, though, one can tell someone they are at the nadir of their competence, and, if the tone of voice is right, have them agree.

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I've been using Asshat for a long time, but now everyone knows that.

fuckberry is a good one.


I also like "can't cunt no load pencil dicked piece of shit" which is actually a quote from a novel. If you can name the book and author I'll give you a virtual high-five.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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bitch tits!


a GIRL AT WORK SAID "DICKHEAD "
and It said BITCH TITS!
my boss (female) laughed her ass off for 2 days over that.:ph34r:
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Barbara Streisand


Nope! Nowhere that "big". However, "she" was nominated for an Academy award in the '70's (best supporting role)...

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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I've been using Asshat for a long time, but now everyone knows that.

fuckberry is a good one.


I also like "can't cunt no load pencil dicked piece of shit" which is actually a quote from a novel. If you can name the book and author I'll give you a virtual high-five.



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