Bouda 0 #1 May 13, 2005 We all need a little stress-reliever today!!!!!! Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and coworkers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Write this down! Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = z ippy Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = giggle d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing. Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #2 May 13, 2005 alergic to ass??? 'sneezy pottytush', yup, that's me ps. this may be a re-post Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #3 May 13, 2005 snickle frickenlips...... damn i think my parents must have hated me......HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nael 0 #4 May 13, 2005 Goober Dipensprinkles! Interesting.www.TerminalSports.com.auAustralia's largest skydive gear store Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #6 May 13, 2005 Sneezy Barffytush. Are you sure you want to jump with me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #7 May 13, 2005 Sloopy Lickinshorts.... ackkkkk.__________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balls 0 #8 May 13, 2005 "Crusty Pottyhiney"---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #9 May 13, 2005 Snickle Chicken! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 May 13, 2005 Dinky Sniklebutt at your seviceYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #11 May 13, 2005 Tootsie Frickenchunks Love it!! Can I apply for a name change please ?? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloudOnMyTongue 0 #12 May 13, 2005 crusty pottysquirt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #13 May 13, 2005 Sloopy Farkletush Deedy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #14 May 13, 2005 Zippy Pottsquirt. Sweet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skolls081102 0 #15 May 13, 2005 Goober Dippindoodle- I don;t like it..... The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #16 May 13, 2005 Dorfus Chickendoodle Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #17 May 13, 2005 I am Sloopy Snickledoodle, Soon to be Sloopy Pottytush. My fiance is Dorfus Pottytush. Heehee ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimblair13 0 #18 May 13, 2005 Sleezy Farkledunkin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #19 May 13, 2005 Greasy Gorillahump ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #21 May 13, 2005 QuoteGreasy Gorillahump OK.... Sorry, but that's funny......HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #22 May 13, 2005 Goober Dippinsprinkles What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernguru 0 #23 May 13, 2005 Sloopy Chuckletush Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #24 May 13, 2005 Goober Farklechunks reporting for duty! You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #25 May 13, 2005 Tootsie Dippindoodle at your service Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
