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My heart goes out to his family and friends. Sincere condolences to everyone at Crosskeys. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

I've heard that if you want sex for money, you need to stand on the corner. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

At the office prepared for any emergency... __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

QuoteThere is no way in hell that I would get together with a girl significantly older than me. Maybe a year or two more, but more than that is just against nature. Oh no... it's all about the math... 20 goes into 80 a hell of a lot more than 80 goes into 20! __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

So... based on your observations would these make good x-mas gifts for my skydiving friends? __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Here's mine... __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

I've heard that 50 is the new 30! I did my first jump at 48. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Margaritas. Okay, I lied, I'm not drinking them right now, but was recently drinking them with the margarita girl at the Miami/Carolina game. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Dear unhappy married guys, Please find the courage to make your marriages work or leave them. Please stop hitting on the single women and trying to get them to supplement your pathetic lives. We do not want to be sucked into your drama. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Hey... 1 more and you hit 1000! __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

$1500 on my son's Roland FP2 digital piano plus lessons. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Awwww... congratulations! __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

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What did the sex lady say? __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

It's hard to believe, but I didn't have any pain when it happened. Things felt kinda 'weird' but no pain. A guy landed near me and he came over to see if I was okay. I told him I wasn't sure and asked him to help me up. He grabbed my hand and I tried to stand up (with the rig on) to walk off the field. My leg buckled and I fell back to the ground. That is how I knew the leg was broken. The poor guy turned green when he saw that. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"