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My heart goes out to his family and friends. Sincere condolences to everyone at Crosskeys. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

I've heard that if you want sex for money, you need to stand on the corner. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

At the office prepared for any emergency... __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

QuoteThere is no way in hell that I would get together with a girl significantly older than me. Maybe a year or two more, but more than that is just against nature. Oh no... it's all about the math... 20 goes into 80 a hell of a lot more than 80 goes into 20! __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

So... based on your observations would these make good x-mas gifts for my skydiving friends? __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Here's mine... __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

I've heard that 50 is the new 30! I did my first jump at 48. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Margaritas. Okay, I lied, I'm not drinking them right now, but was recently drinking them with the margarita girl at the Miami/Carolina game. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Dear unhappy married guys, Please find the courage to make your marriages work or leave them. Please stop hitting on the single women and trying to get them to supplement your pathetic lives. We do not want to be sucked into your drama. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Hey... 1 more and you hit 1000! __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

$1500 on my son's Roland FP2 digital piano plus lessons. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Awwww... congratulations! __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

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What did the sex lady say? __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

It's hard to believe, but I didn't have any pain when it happened. Things felt kinda 'weird' but no pain. A guy landed near me and he came over to see if I was okay. I told him I wasn't sure and asked him to help me up. He grabbed my hand and I tried to stand up (with the rig on) to walk off the field. My leg buckled and I fell back to the ground. That is how I knew the leg was broken. The poor guy turned green when he saw that. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

The instructor told me over the radio that I could stand it up... and I guess in my mind I visualized all of the landings I saw 'experienced' skydivers make and without even thinking I stuck out my left leg, as if to run it out, instead of keeping my feet and knees together. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Well the pcl was still in tact and the patellar tendons were just sprained... __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

It was a tibial plateau fracture, fractured femoral condyle, torn acl, torn mcl, torn, lcl, torn meniscus, partial tear of calf muscle... your basic blown out knee. Here is another 'jumper' at the tailgating festivities. This is a picture of a female in a bikini top and grass skirt who just finished jumping 30 seconds on the trampoline to earn some beads... __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Quote when will you make a jump with a parrothead hat? [reply/] That is a good idea for my 1st jump back. I had a little landing injury 2 years ago, but am just about ready to head back. Here is another option for headgear to jump with... __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Well I'm still a parrothead in training, but i think it has something to do with all of the bright colors that people wear to the concerts and at one concert Jimmy Buffet made a comment about the people in the audience saying they look like parrots. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Can we talk about parrotheads? I just went to my first Jimmy Buffet concert at the Citizens Bank Park in Phila. and I think I just might be a parrothead! The tailgating was a unique experience! __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

I don't have one. I've always wanted one though... __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

That's how mine fit when they first come out of the dryer... __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

Now that is funny!!!! __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

I work for in an accident and healh insurance department. It was surprising the number of death claims we received for this reason. Now the Accidental Death and Dismemberment policies exclude "auto-erotica". __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"