Cornholio

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    Bay Area Skydiving - Byron, CA
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    USPA
  • Number of Jumps
    500
  • Years in Sport
    15
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    Freeflying
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    Formation Skydiving

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  1. Cornholio

    Remember when... Bonfire before Myspace/Facebook/Etc...

    Yo!! Checking in. Been a couple years, I reckon. Glad to see some familiar names on here still. Yeah, I'm friends with a lot of you around the early-2000 timeframe in FB. I think right after my second kid was born, I slowed down jumping a bit, and last year moved up to Oregon. I went and said goodbye to my (almost 16 yr old) rig at the dropzone. Been a few years since I've jumped - maybe 5. Still think about the sport occasionally and maybe I'll jump back in to get my POPs badge in a few years before it's too late. And YES! looking at preview - even though my profile still shows no profile picture, it looks like @sangiro has kept I think the only animated profile icon on the system. Go Beavis! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  2. Cornholio

    Ride em cowboy

    That was hilarious! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  3. Cornholio

    Gay Doppelganger Boyfriend

    That definitely looks like Bay Area Skydiving in Byron, CA. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  4. Cornholio

    Do American Credit Cards Work in Europe?

    I went to Norway earlier this year and this was one of my gripes. I only used my BofA debit card and it worked at all places, but you have to get used to the system. You see after swiping your card, the screen will ask you if you have a PIN (COD in Norwegian) and you just hit cancel (Red button) and it will then do a regular CC purchase versus a debit card. You then sign the slip and you're done. I was too charged fees from BofA, but thankfully, I was reimbursed from my company. When I go back there again, I'll probably do the same thing. The exchange rate booths charge really high fees and you have to cash in like $500 USD to even make it worthwhile. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  5. Cornholio

    What's the star for next to username?

    I guess I've been living in a hole the last few years and missed this feature. Is that for members that have donated to the site? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  6. Cornholio

    FreeFlyHol

    I'm still thinking about her. Just finished watching the memorial clip we put together and the few boogie videos around that time. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  7. Cornholio

    Who owns /r/skydive on Reddit?

    I figure someone here knows as there's a link back to here for more info on skydiving. In any case, it's a private reddit. Can I come in.? edit: Sorry it's /r/skydive not /r/skydiving. The mettapage shows a link back to dz.com Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  8. Cornholio

    Do We Owe HH Pimp Fees?

    TP FOR MY BUNGHOLIO!! ahh, the good ol' days. My favorite times were in in IRC with GFD. 10 years later, 2 kids and happily married. Sad to say, my last jump was almost a year ago, but I still lurk.. I still kept the same GIF icon after HH banned them. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  9. Cornholio

    Pet owners: How do you deal with the hair???

    I have two dogs. A Malamute and a Husky. Both blow their coat twice a year - the malamute it comes out clumps. They shed slightly throughout the year. I have a furminator, we vacuum 2-3 times a week, the wife sometimes does it daily. Bottom line is... you get used to it. I have dog hair on/in my bed, in my bathroom, in every corner of my house, on my furniture, etc... I chalk it up to dog ownership and just live with it. I try not to wear black, cause I know before I leave the house, my clothes are going to have at least a few pieces of dog hair stuck to it. I have those sticky rollers in every car, and a few scattered throughout the house. The sad thing is, after they're gone, there is going to be hair everywhere and it's going to be tough to get over them. Pic: A shot of my backyard after a furminator session. Oh, and next year after my second kid starts walking, I'm ripping out the carpet and re-finishing the hardwood floors underneath. The dog hair totally fucks with my allergies in the spring time. But again, it's all worth it. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  10. Cornholio

    Heh heh, he said "bunghole"

    Someone say bunghole? I am Cornholio! Gimme TP for my bungholio!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  11. Cornholio

    Roger Waters - The Wall Live

    I got great seats at the Oakland show this December. Can't wait! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  12. Cornholio

    Winter Bike Project . . .

    I should post in a new thread, but here's a pic of my latest toy. Nice work Nick! I can appreciate it more now. Oh and I plan to add some VH Pro-Pipe in the next couple weeks - Fuck you Arnold! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  13. Cornholio

    computer/ server geeks - need advice

    Actually, 10 ms is equivalent to 1/100 of a sec. 1000ms = 1 sec. I'd first check the router and work your way out. See if there's an uptime on the PPOE stats page. See if the link is dropping. Then set a continuous ping to the WAN interface IP. Check www.whatismyipaddress.com if you're not sure what that address is. IF it times out there, then it's most likely your router. If it's not dropping there, then get a shareware program like virtual trace route (google it) and set a target to 4.2.2.2 or google.com/yahoo.com. That will show you which hop the packet loss is coming from. It also shows your first hop as your WAN address, so you can skip the previous step if you want. If the packet loss is happening past your WAN address, then it's definitely not your problem. See if you can grab a screen shot of that and send it to your ISP and tell them to fix their problem. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  14. Cornholio

    Do chicks dig guys with small . . . um . . . canopies?

    You're talking about penises again, aren't you? Weren't you supposed to leave or something? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  15. Cornholio

    If Turtlespeed left Bonfire, would it be better?

    Judging by the votes.... I guess you're leaving? Bye! Cya 'round a DZ sometime. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump