boinky 0 #1 August 26, 2005 Yup, the father of a lima bean is having a birthday today!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLY! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #2 August 26, 2005 You mean the Hardest Working Post Whore Of The Year is having a BIRTHDAY today?? Woohoo!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 August 26, 2005 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLY!!! You keep me smiling! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #4 August 26, 2005 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 August 26, 2005 Now Billy, make sure you notice all the pretty colors that are being used to wish you a Happy Birthday! I have more colors than everybody else, though! HA-HA! Maybe if you're a good boy, I might share my secret and make you almost omnipotent.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #6 August 26, 2005 Happy BirthdayLife is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 August 26, 2005 Happy Birthday, Billy!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #8 August 26, 2005 No "happy B-day BV" thread could be complete without stupid and sometimes disgusting, but always funny picture attachments! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #9 August 26, 2005 OK, so where are the "stupid and sometimes disgusting, but always funny picture attachments"?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #10 August 26, 2005 Can't believe you and Livendive have the same Birthday! Very ccol. Happy Birthday Billy. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #11 August 26, 2005 Happy birthday dude! May you have many more years of shameless pw'ing ahead Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycurlycat 0 #12 August 26, 2005 Happy Birthday Billy! Hope its a great one and again your ass better be down at Lake Wales by Oct 14th to join in for DWR PMS #113 PMTS #19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #13 August 26, 2005 HAPPY B-Day BILLY!!!!! we'll have to do a horny gorilla next time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #14 August 26, 2005 Happy Birthday Billy. Wishing you all that you wish for. B2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John4455 0 #15 August 26, 2005 Have a good one Bill. How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #16 August 26, 2005 We could all sing to him but...oh never mind. Happy B-day Billy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #17 August 26, 2005 OMG, a thread with Billy's name in the title. His head is already big enough. Happy Day to youMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #18 August 26, 2005 Happy B-Day! "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 August 26, 2005 Happy Birthday, Billy! You sure keep things 'lively' around here! I don't know what we'd do without your PW-ing!!! Hope, it's the best ever. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elizfowler 0 #20 August 26, 2005 Hope you have a wonderful day and that it's special like you are... Warmest Wishes... Hugs & Friendship from Both of Us xo Elizabeth & Frank Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #21 August 26, 2005 well I don't have any... I was trying to solicit others to post some. All my stupid disgusting but funny pictures come from Billy - not exactly inspired posting for his b-day thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #22 August 26, 2005 Happy Birthday BV... hey your initals are close to DV which if you reverse it , its VD......... ewwwwwSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 August 26, 2005 Thanks Nina, and everyone here! CSpencefly: I could teach you to sing "happy birthday, asshole!" in sign lang... oh never mind I haven't had any disgusting pics to post lately but I have been laying low in that regard due to warnings from the greenies to tone it down. I'll post new ones sparingly though! Honest! However, here's a classic from a few months ago... I'm thinking about hiring him to "blow" my birthday cake candles out! Thanks again! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #24 August 26, 2005 Happy Birthday Billy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #25 August 26, 2005 QuoteHowever, here's a classic from a few months ago... I'm thinking about hiring him to "blow" my birthday cake candles out! Yup....Now [B][BLACK]THERE'S[/BLACK][/B] the Billy we all know and love....to hate. We KNOW we shouldn't open anything you post, but our perverse minds just can't resist "just taking a peek." WOW! You got reprimanded by the greenies???? Dude, you should print and frame THAT pm! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
boinky 0 #25 August 26, 2005 QuoteHowever, here's a classic from a few months ago... I'm thinking about hiring him to "blow" my birthday cake candles out! Yup....Now [B][BLACK]THERE'S[/BLACK][/B] the Billy we all know and love....to hate. We KNOW we shouldn't open anything you post, but our perverse minds just can't resist "just taking a peek." WOW! You got reprimanded by the greenies???? Dude, you should print and frame THAT pm! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites