twibbles 0 #26 March 2, 2006 Hmm, what i got. "Eugene, was arrested for allegedly giving cigarettes to children and inciting a food fight in a local school." "arrested for soliciting a prostitute" And being the member of the mafia in Denver.. Wow, i never knew... Eugene . "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #27 March 2, 2006 Randall was arrested for growing his own marijuana to treat his glaucoma, after he had discovered on his own that the government was suppressing information ! AHA! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!!! now if I only had some Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #28 March 2, 2006 PJ was arrested for for Maggie's murder but was proven innocent. Sweet, i uphold my rep! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #29 March 2, 2006 There was not one for my first name... but using Marie I got Marie was arrested for driving on a suspended license. ... Which is to boring so I choose this one instead Marie was arrested for handing out gospel tractsSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skiskyrock 0 #30 March 2, 2006 "MATTHEW was arrested for driving under the influence of. alcohol and/or drugs and for being an unlicensed driver. ..." "Matthew was arrested for violation of a restraining order. " "Matthew was arrested for his politically maladroit actions and sent back to Dublin." "Matthew, was arrested for the murders and his wife, Maritza, was charged with attempting to pervert the course of justice." I like #3, personally. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
staceyg 0 #31 March 2, 2006 Too funny: "Stacey was arrested for running away and being incorrigible. At the same time she found pregnant." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #32 March 2, 2006 Credit card fraud. Gee, i hope i used the credit cards for jumps. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #33 March 2, 2006 Straight out of Guiding Light: "Doug was arrested for a drug bust, which was a frame up orchestrated by Larry Atwood who wanted Julie for himself.""I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #34 March 2, 2006 "Hamilton was arrested for maintaining and propagating heretical views" "HAMILTON WAS ARRESTED FOR AN OUTSTANDING WARRANT THROUGH PORTER COUNTY " "Hamilton was arrested for public intoxication" "Hamilton was arrested for speeding and drug charges" "Hamilton was arrested for illegal commercial dumping." THIS IS THE BEST ONE "Hamilton was arrested for intimidation"Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #35 March 2, 2006 QuoteMatt was arrested for fondleing and messing with a police officer. Matt was arrested for drywalling his basement without a permit. Matthew was arrested for his politically maladroit actions and sent back to Dublin. Matthew was arrested for ignoring a police officer’s instructions to explain what he was doing. Matthew was arrested for playing his drums too loudly. And best of all:Matthew was arrested for playing the bongos in his house while he was naked. Coincidence???I think not. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simon_uk 0 #36 March 2, 2006 "Simon was arrested for Criminal Mischief", "Simon was arrested for commercial drug distribution", Here's the best one... "Simon was arrested for assaulting a sausage". lol University of Portsmouth Skydive Club Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #37 March 2, 2006 This is too funny.... "The irony is that Rachel was arrested for singing a song about never forgetting the thousands who have died for democracy in Burma. ..." Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #38 March 2, 2006 Mine is gun charges and fleeing the police in Alanta.Oh and I'm a 33 yr old black comedian. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divrbrysjoytoy 0 #39 March 2, 2006 I was busted for DWI & my fiance was busted for "booing" and "being GAY" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
New2Blue 0 #40 March 2, 2006 Yikes. "was arrested for rape and sodomy of a minor." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TMPattersonJr 0 #41 March 2, 2006 Timothy was arrested for unlawful possession of marijuana. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita 12 #42 March 2, 2006 I was arrested for singing a song about never forgetting the 1000's that have died for democracy in Burma. Oh, also shoplifting and allegedly attacking a police officer in Cinncinnati."Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #43 March 2, 2006 I always knew you were a trouble maker. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demoss99 0 #44 March 2, 2006 Apparently I was picked up for violating a restraining order and also an unrelated armed robberty. Note to self: Stay away from pissed-ff ex-girlfriends after knocking over a 7-11. "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #45 March 2, 2006 QuoteQuote "Dave was arrested for not having a dance permit. " That sounds like something out of Footloose! There were actually some girls in high school who called me "Ren" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
franman 0 #46 March 2, 2006 Francis was arrested for attending a Quaker meeting Francis was arrested for having a bomb in his luggage at schiphol airport in amsterdam I pride myself on the diversity of my crimes Francis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #47 March 2, 2006 DUI Resisting a merchant 25 counts of public indecency for defecating in public Racketeering Speeding Criminal mischief and uttering threats Pot possession Murder of a police officer 1 or 2 of those could be true... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #48 March 2, 2006 Robert was arrested for possession of marijuana and taken to the Clark County detention center in Las Vegas where three men raped him in the shower... Quote Just my luck! Thanks for ruining my day!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #49 March 2, 2006 At the age of 20, Malcolm was arrested for armed robbery with an accomplice and two white women. (this was actually malcolm x!) Malcolm was arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated, AND additionally charged with the infraction for chemical test refusal "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #50 March 2, 2006 was arrested for the murder was arrested for killing his gf was arrested for gun smuggling it makes sense now! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
kingbunky 3 #49 March 2, 2006 At the age of 20, Malcolm was arrested for armed robbery with an accomplice and two white women. (this was actually malcolm x!) Malcolm was arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated, AND additionally charged with the infraction for chemical test refusal "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #50 March 2, 2006 was arrested for the murder was arrested for killing his gf was arrested for gun smuggling it makes sense now! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
