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There are some people that I have a hard time trusting. People that are just inherently creepy to me:

Clowns
Carnies
Ice cream men.

They all just creep me out - like something's gotta be seriously wrong with them. I'm sure it's misguided, but they are creepy.

And to hell with you who say all lawyers are creepy. I know a couple of lawyers who are all right people. But I have yet to come across any clowns, carnies or ice cream men who aren't creepy.

I don't include mimes. They're just annoying.


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I ran with a carnival:|

I run on an ambulance now, hopefully I've redeemed myself:P

eh, I was a kid. We each have shelf space with our names on it here at the station, someone put "Ed Da Carnie" on mine, been there for 8 monthsB|

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Nothing more creepy than a mortician.

Cops are creepy.
Kramers are creepy.
Carbone is creepy until you get to know him.
Magicians are creepy.
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There are some people that I have a hard time trusting. People that are just inherently creepy to me:

Clowns
Carnies
Ice cream men.
Politicians

They all just creep me out - like something's gotta be seriously wrong with them. I'm sure it's misguided, but they are creepy.

And to hell with you who say all lawyers are creepy. I know a couple of lawyers who are all right people. But I have yet to come across any clowns, carnies or ice cream men who aren't creepy.

I don't include mimes. They're just annoying.



Fixed it for you:P

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Nothing more creepy than a mortician.



...until you get to know them. I have several good friends who are morticians, and you'd never know what they did for a living by their behavior.

I think anyone who would become a Proctologist is creepy. [shudder]
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Agreed. Those creep me out, too--particularly clowns.

Might I also add "toll booth man" to that list. They have the highest rate of suicide among any profession. That scares me. I always smile and wish them well when I give them my quarter:P
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I think anyone who would become a Proctologist is creepy.



I have never understood why someone would choose a profession that has them poking around in smelly asses all day.

Gynocologists are another group of people I don't understand. Who wants to deal with Mary Jane Rotten Crotch on a regular basis?

Both are very respectable prefessions, they just make me want to gag.


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Gynocologists are another group of people I don't understand. Who wants to deal with Mary Jane Rotten Crotch on a regular basis?



You speak of this as you have had experience dealing with this.:):P
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Being S.Carbone is now a profession??B|



Not now.

Always has been.

One many aspire to, but few will ever reach.

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One of the Ice Cream men from one of my college neighborhood's also was a drug dealer! :D It was funny as hell to see grown men standing in line to get "ice cream" in the middle of Jan with 2 feet of snow on the ground.:ph34r::D:ph34r:

He was busted finally. :D
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I think anyone who would become a Proctologist is creepy. [shudder]



Agreed! I just don't understand the thought process of, "So, I finished med school and want to specialize...I think I'll go with proctology!" :S

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I think anyone who would become a Proctologist is creepy.



I have never understood why someone would choose a profession that has them poking around in smelly asses all day.

Gynocologists are another group of people I don't understand. Who wants to deal with Mary Jane Rotten Crotch on a regular basis?

Both are very respectable prefessions, they just make me want to gag.





i love my gynocologist, but she thinks i'm creepy.


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I think anyone who would become a Proctologist is creepy.



I have never understood why someone would choose a profession that has them poking around in smelly asses all day.



Not for me, either, but the guy that just did my colonoscopy made $757 for his part of the bill, for about 30-35 minutes real work, and maybe another 15 minutes overhead.

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