TallGuy 0 #1 August 18, 2006 So much to my dismay I have been informed that jean shorts have become horribly outdated and that even my long baggy cargo denim shorts should be retired to the garbage effective 15+ years ago. Now I will readily admit to not being the most fashion forward of individuals. It's hard to be at 6'9" when you are limited to shopping from big and tall catalogs. But I always thought I had a handle on the basics. When did I become so out of touch? I've had three girls confirm this startling revelation but I'm in denial. What is your opinion? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #2 August 18, 2006 The great thing about being a guy is we can ignore that crap and wear what's comfortable. the greatest thing about being a guy is that the world is out urinal, but that's a whole 'nother threadI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 August 18, 2006 Nothing wrong with jean shorts as a guy. Unless the shorts end anywhere around mid-thigh or higher...unless you're Waylen Smithers rollerblading with a bag of groceries. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,146 #4 August 18, 2006 Sounds to me like you need to question your taste in women. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 August 18, 2006 In the best traditions of DZ.COM, in order that we can help you out and provide cheap therapy (oh and so we can all have a jolly good larf on a rainy evening)... post pictures... it always helps. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 August 18, 2006 We want pictures of you in the Daisy Dukes..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #7 August 18, 2006 please do not include me when you say we!!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #8 August 18, 2006 UNDER NO circumstances should men wear JORTS Jean shorts are for fags. Period. End of story. ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #9 August 18, 2006 Jean shorts are great, unless they're the type the gansta's wear that are so baggy that their underwear show, they can't walk properly because the crotch is down by their knees, and they have to hold them up at all times with one hand. That's some stupid shit. It amazes me what some people will do for "fashion". Screw "fashion", and wear whatever you're comfortable with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 August 18, 2006 Most jean shorts look pretty stupid on guys. That is all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #11 August 18, 2006 Be warned all of you. I will not toloerate any pics in this thread. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #12 August 18, 2006 Tall guy If your wearing underwear under the jean shorts than maybe some women will bitch. Try going commando and see what happens. No pics requested or required R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 August 18, 2006 QuoteBe warned all of you. I will not toloerate any pics in this thread. all pictures MUST be PM'd to me instead You are a weird guy someitmesMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #14 August 18, 2006 Sorry but "Jorts" are banned from use other than in a costume depicting either a nerdy tourist or a redneck. MORE JORTS!! I love Definition #1 Edit: I should add that nothing tops of Jorts like a braided leather belt."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 August 18, 2006 Quote I was wondeirn if youd catch that right awayMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #17 August 18, 2006 QuoteQuote I was wondeirn if youd catch that right away It wasnt your posts. It was the PMs from Clay.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 August 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote I was wondeirn if youd catch that right away It wasnt your posts. It was the PMs from Clay. HAHAHA!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #19 August 18, 2006 The jean shorts were fine, it was the thong you were wearing under them that I found disturbing. 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 August 18, 2006 QuoteIt was the PMs from Clay. In the immortal words of Paris Hilton "That's Hot!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #21 August 18, 2006 I dunno, I think I'm going with definition #7 in the best of listI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #22 August 18, 2006 you like chicks? well then I'd suggest you go with the consensus and burn them. Don't give them to goodwill or anything like that because some other dude might end up wearing them. But then again, maybe you should because that would mean more for me since I quit wearing them in like 1984!010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #23 August 18, 2006 Don't wear them!! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #24 August 18, 2006 QuoteThe jean shorts were fine, it was the thong you were wearing under them that I found disturbing. 'Shell Hi 666 were those the thongs with the gold colored ring in the front for a leash. Not saying that tall guy was the one wearing them. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #25 August 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe jean shorts were fine, it was the thong you were wearing under them that I found disturbing. 'Shell Hi 666 were those the thongs with the gold colored ring in the front for a leash. Not saying that tall guy was the one wearing them. R.I.P. I'm not saying he was wearing them, and I'm not saying he wasn't wearing them, but I do recall seeing something that vaguely resembles what you've just described .... But what would I know. 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
