Balls 0 #1 August 24, 2006 Alright, my wife and I are having a debate. Who is right? That old rhyme: Liar, liar, pants on fire...... what comes next??? I say it's: ...nose as long as a telephone wire. She says: ...Tarzan hanging from a telephone wire. Who is right???---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 August 24, 2006 never heard it but it seems like the nose line would be next. tarzan has nothing to do with this.let him be with janeMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #3 August 24, 2006 i voted for you. i've always heard "hanging from a telephone wire" but never any mention of tarzan. that doesn't mean she's wrong though, just a couple years ago i heard and alternated (not so nice) ending of eenie, meenie, minee mo. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrissylicious 0 #4 August 24, 2006 She is totaly right and you know it"I will stick you with a rope"- ME Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrissylicious 0 #5 August 24, 2006 Ya man, your wife is right..... give it up, she will always be right.... for the rest of your life"I will stick you with a rope"- ME Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrissylicious 0 #6 August 24, 2006 remember, when wives are prooven wrong, they dont feel like having wild monkey sex anymore"I will stick you with a rope"- ME Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #7 August 24, 2006 Quoteremember, when wives are prooven wrong, they dont feel like having wild monkey sex anymore Monkey sex? you called?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 August 24, 2006 hey, ask chrissy how tall she is. edit nameMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #9 August 24, 2006 liar, liar, pants on fire this is politics so you're for hireGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
climbnjump 0 #10 August 24, 2006 QuoteAlright, my wife and I are having a debate. Who is right? That old rhyme: Liar, liar, pants on fire...... what comes next??? I say it's: ...nose as long as a telephone wire. She says: ...Tarzan hanging from a telephone wire. Who is right??? Perhaps you're both wrong? Origin of the phrase "Liar,Liar pants on fire." LIAR, LIAR - "Liar, liar, pants on fire, hang them up on telephone wire. (Said to a lying child)" This is a "derisive rhyme" used by children. "Tradition teaches the child to use sayings in certain situations to make a point emphatically. Such sayings can provide a quick and easy response to the taunt of another child, or a powerful demonstration of the child's stand. The sayings contain a collective wisdom that exerts a certain amount of pressure on children. In other cases, sayings offer a form of play with words; children use the traditional structure of such sayings to play with the rhythm, rhyme, and meaning of words to draw attention to themselves." From "American Children's Folklore: A Book of Rhymes, Games, Jokes, Stories, Secret Languages, Beliefs and Camp Legends for Parents, Grandparents, Teachers, Counselors and All Adults Who Were Once Children" by Simon J. Bronner (August House Inc., Little Rock, Ark., 1988). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 August 24, 2006 QuotePerhaps you're both wrong? There .. its a draw.... now go have hot makeup sex...BOTH of you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #12 August 24, 2006 CHET!!!! for the love of god....let it go.....!!! On our way to prairie we had 3 states (washington, idaho, and montana...) and in each state i am pretty sure one of you *(I am totally blameless)... brought this up.... GAAAAAAA !!! hay !@!!! where the hell are the pics from the trip?? RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 August 24, 2006 QuoteLiar, liar, pants on fire That line will forever be ruined by Frank Caliendo doing an impression of Al Pacino saying that line. If you've ever seen Frank Caliendo's standup, you understand and are probably laughing right now.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #14 August 24, 2006 You could tell each other this one when the other is proven wrong: Baby, baby, stick your head in gravy Wrap it up in bubble gum and send it to the navy So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 August 24, 2006 QuoteGAAAAAAA !!! Settle down Roy, it's not that big of a deal! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #16 August 24, 2006 QuoteAlright, my wife and I are having a debate. Who is right? That old rhyme: Liar, liar, pants on fire...... what comes next??? I say it's: ...nose as long as a telephone wire. She says: ...Tarzan hanging from a telephone wire. Who is right??? She's right - that is just how it has to be . . . get over it and life wil be good.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyberdyber 0 #17 August 24, 2006 Who is right depends on the next time you want sex. Always remember: If a tree falls in the forest and no women is around to hear it, is the man still wrong? http://www.skydiveatlanta.com http://www.musiccityskydiving.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #18 August 24, 2006 I grew up with it being "nose as long as a telephone wire" based on pinocchio...and the nose that grew when he lied! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #20 August 24, 2006 it's TIGER in this one...unless you're from the south...but I changed that one with my kids! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #21 August 24, 2006 Its hang them from a rusty wire. So you are both wrong.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #22 August 24, 2006 Looks like you're right... http://lyrics.webfitz.com/index.php?option=com_webfitzlyrics&Itemid=27&func=fullview&lyricsid=4270 If its on the internet it must be true. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #23 August 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteGAAAAAAA !!! Settle down Roy, it's not that big of a deal! Blues, Dave I'm having BAAAAAD flashbacks! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #24 August 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteGAAAAAAA !!! Settle down Roy, it's not that big of a deal! Blues, Dave I'm having BAAAAAD flashbacks! That was my intent. Stalker! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
