Frenchy68 0 #1 August 31, 2006 ...2 live chiken! Both alive, in one same plastic bag! WTF am I going to do with them...??? I love this town!!! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 August 31, 2006 What the hell are you going to do with two live chikens? What the hell is a chiken? Send one to me Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 August 31, 2006 Another set? Or are these the same chickens as your other thread?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 August 31, 2006 Check to see if one of them has your bejesus."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #5 August 31, 2006 Well, if you keep them in the plastic bag, they won't be "live" for very long. Then you'll have to figure out how to pluck them and eviscerate them, too. Are you sure your neighbor likes you? Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #6 August 31, 2006 VOODOO comes to mind. Put a hex on Remi."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #7 August 31, 2006 some kind of Santaria curse???? maybe you need to bury them in your front yard...facing north of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #8 August 31, 2006 If you mean chickens, and not chikens or chicks then take them outside and chop off their heads with an ax. Dunk them in hot water and pluck out their feathers. Wash, cook. Basic food preparation has gone the way of the grocery store. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diezel 0 #9 August 31, 2006 Yeah, chop their heads off. It's fun to watch them running around spraying blood from where their heads used to be Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tharv17 0 #10 August 31, 2006 When I lived in Japan I found a stray chicken. I named it McNugget and carried it home in my jacket on the bus. The next day my dad took it to a large park (Arisagawa if anyone is familiar) and set it free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #11 August 31, 2006 Build a coop, get a rooster and start eating fresh eggs in the mornings with your cafe! I think you may need to offer a gift to your neighbour for their kind gift to you ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #12 August 31, 2006 Quote2 live chiken! I got their new CD - As Tasty as the Wanna Be. And great rapping on songs like: Break it on Down Feathers Beak Down, Cloaca Up. A Cluck is a Cluck Bad Ass Chick Put her in the Cluck My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #13 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuote2 live chiken! I got their new CD - As Tasty as the Wanna Be. And great rapping on songs like: Break it on Down Feathers Beak Down, Cloaca Up. A Cluck is a Cluck Bad Ass Chick Put her in the Cluck g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuote2 live chiken! I got their new CD - As Tasty as the Wanna Be. And great rapping on songs like: Break it on Down Feathers Beak Down, Cloaca Up. A Cluck is a Cluck Bad Ass Chick Put her in the Cluck They have a new single out - Peck my gizzardI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #15 August 31, 2006 Sadly, many of the kids on here probably won't get it... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #16 August 31, 2006 Crap. Does that mean I'm not a kid? That was too funny! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 August 31, 2006 QuoteSadly, many of the kids on here probably won't get it... And don't forget that controversial song - "Get the cluck out of my house!"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #19 August 31, 2006 I want to cluck you like a human... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 August 31, 2006 QuoteMe so clucky I love you man. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #21 August 31, 2006 Quote...2 live chiken! Both alive, in one same plastic bag! WTF am I going to do with them...??? Choke them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #22 August 31, 2006 dood - ette... gracias! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #23 August 31, 2006 Quotedood - ette... gracias If I had any chickens I'd give them to you first. After I choked them of course No need to choke your own chicken, i'll be happy to help out. Thats what friends do. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #24 August 31, 2006 Update: the neighbour came back 10 minutes later, picked them up, and returned an hour later after killing and plucking the feathers. They're now in my freezer waiting to be roasted. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #25 September 1, 2006 Did you eat them yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Sebazz1 2 #22 August 31, 2006 dood - ette... gracias! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 August 31, 2006 Quotedood - ette... gracias If I had any chickens I'd give them to you first. After I choked them of course No need to choke your own chicken, i'll be happy to help out. Thats what friends do. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #24 August 31, 2006 Update: the neighbour came back 10 minutes later, picked them up, and returned an hour later after killing and plucking the feathers. They're now in my freezer waiting to be roasted. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #25 September 1, 2006 Did you eat them yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
