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I'm going to go ahead and get out of the way what I have been dreading most. See.........I am mathematically impaired. Always have been since 1st grade. I can STILL remember "Just not getting it" even back then. :D I was just looking at the college course I would have to take. I only need ONE thank God. I start looking at the courses like "College Algebra" and Calc/Trig courses. Then I got down to the bottom and found "Math for Liberal Arts Majors." :D Bing bing bing.............I think we have a WINNER! :D It sucks being a math dummy but that's what they make calculators for right? :D Are you mathematically impaired?

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I can STILL remember "Just not getting it" even back then.



It's funny you say that. Math is based on axioms:
axiom
1. a self-evident truth that requires no proof.

So, if you don't get the axioms as being self evident, you ain't gonna get it at all.
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Me? Somewhat. My son, sadly takes after me. Gosh, Math can really make one feel worthless, especially for a school age boy. It sucks that he struggles. I work with him as much as possible. I have tried to teach him all of the "hidden" secrets I have learned through out the years to help him get past the problems of learning times tables, adding, subtracting, etc. His self esteem takes a real nose dive when they (teachers) introduce new topics in Math class and for me it just plain stresses me out. As for calculators, thats a big NO NO in 5th grade.

May we join your Math Sucks club??

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Me? Somewhat. My son, sadly takes after me. Gosh, Math can really make one feel worthless, especially for a school age boy. It sucks that he struggles. I work with him as much as possible. I have tried to teach him all of the "hidden" secrets I have learned through out the years to help him get past the problems of learning times tables, adding, subtracting, etc. His self esteem takes a real nose dive when they (teachers) introduce new topics in Math class and for me it just plain stresses me out. As for calculators, thats a big NO NO in 5th grade.

May we join your Math Sucks club??

Bobbi

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Is there tutoring available? Get some if it is. He really should get at minimum arithmetic (+,-,X,/) and some basic algebra & geometry down pat. Sure, depends on what he's got for ideas for the future, but those are very fundamental to all but the we-don't-need-no-stinking-degrees crowd.
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Oooh trust me we are doing everything possible for him!! For him when it comes to times tables for example, he knows all the 5,6,7,8,9's but when it comes to like the 2,3,4's he struggles. It blows my mind.:S

But yeah he is getting tutoring and whatever else there is out there. I remember my struggle with Math and back then there really wasn't much help out there. Now there is, so I have jumped on every option there is. I don't want this to be a "life long" struggle for him. What it comes down to is self esteem. He is a perfectionist to the hilt. We have tried/trying everything to boost it until we are blue in the face.

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I have waited to take any and all math classes I can. Because I have done that I have to take my two least favorite classes next semester. Math and Chemistry and I am not looking forward to them either.[:/]
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Then I got down to the bottom and found "Math for Liberal Arts Majors."



Interesting. I'd just like to point out that although I am a liberal arts major I was also damn good at maths before going down the Classics route.:P What I wasn't good at was helping my friends because I just couldn't understand why they didn't understand.:D
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"Math for Liberal Arts Majors."



Question: 2+4 = _____ Please show your work the demonstrate that this is 6. Discuss how the number 6 'feels' to be so confined as a definition of two other numbers. Discuss in detail the exculsion of odd numbers in this question and how that reflects upon the basic unfairness and inhumanity of the american culture. Elaborate on how big business and the US political system causes most social issues in the world.

You have 20 minutes - this question is worth 25% of your course grade and 63% of your self worth this semester. A wrong answer will result in an A-. The correct answer will result in an A for the course. If your parents are filthy rich (make over $25,000 annually combined, or you are guilty to get A's, then your A will be automatically transferred to any other classmate provided they meet certain 'need based' criteria subjectively determined by the professor and approved by lobby groups of the NEA. Kissing up to the professor's subjective political agenda in this test will guarantee a better grade and likely a sexual overture.

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This is going to sound counter-intuitive, but when you get to calculus, try NOT using a calculator.

I took Calculus my senior year of high school, in 1988. I decided to take it again in 1995 before I started business school (it was a prerequisite so I wanted a refresher, though I didn't find myself using it much). By that time, graphing calculators were very much the norm and we were encouraged to use them.

Know what? They wound up confusing me and not helping me learn the concepts. I found hashing a solution out with good, old-fashioned paper and pencil was the only way I could "see" the concepts (and I'm a very visual learner). After doing the problems the old way, I "got" them and could then do them on the tests.

Just a thought...
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Are you mathematically impaired?


not me.. I'm pretty good with "figures"...I know 36-24-36 when I see one..:P;)



You've ALWAYS been that way! :P
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Math isn't difficult. quite often you know it without knowing you know it.

Problem 1. M16A2 full mag, you let off two 1sec bursts, whats left in the mag.












































Answer 1. 3.33, See you knew it
Answer 2. I don't give a toss I already changed the mag:D

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Are you mathematically impaired?



Yep. I took "Game Theory" in college for my math credit. It was a study of gambling and other games. We all called it "Cop Out Math."

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Problem 1. M16A2 full mag, you let off two 1sec bursts, whats left in the mag...
Answer 1. 3.33, See you knew it
Answer 2. I don't give a toss I already changed the mag




Dude, the M16A2 in burst mode shoots 3 rounds. Therefore 2 bursts would be equal to 6 rounds fired, 30-6=24ea 5.56 rounds remaining in the magazine. Neither of your answers is correct or an appropriate course of action.:P
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I haven't had math since Junior year of high school and I am on my 5th year in college! I had a geology class that had trig and calc in it and I did really good. I have a math 99 ( basic college algebra) class right now, everything is so fuzzy, there are parts that I can remember but all the rest I am lost on!

Good luck with your math class



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Are you mathematically impaired?



Depends... I have a degree in mathematics which means that I can no longer actually calculate anything much less do so in my head, but should you want to discuss functionals on Banach spaces I sure do have a book to throw at you. :D
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I have a degree in mathematics which means that I can no longer actually calculate anything much less do so in my head



ROFLMAO!!!! Me too!!!
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Banach spaces



Cool.

I spent some time on Riemann surfaces ;):D I would have been dizzy, but they were only imaginary to begin with B|B|B|
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