Michele 1 #1 October 27, 2006 Yesterday, I was accused of being a CISSIL, i.e, a classy, independent, self-sufficient, intelligent lady. That is like receiving a social death sentence (but would explain why I am single...). It's like a guy telling a woman - "you have a great personality," or a woman telling a guy "I LOVE having you as a friend." Makes one a lonely lady. It sucks. It puts me at risk of having my girly card taken away. So, with that in mind - I want a man I can depend on. One who will be there when he says he will. Who has a good job and an expensive car (no trucks). He has to have all his teeth and hair - and if he has hair in strange places that grows too fast, he has to be willing to trim that (uncontrolled nose and ear hair is an immediate rejection to his application). One who will cuddle me in bed, and bring me hot tea when I don't feel well. He's got to be one of the few men left who understands that a great lady isn't someone to be conquered, but rather enjoyed. He's got to understand that when he puts on weight or doesn't shave, I will tell him that; and he's got to accept it. He's got to be the sort of guy who can handle a strong woman with well thought out opinions, rather than just telling her to "shut up. That's dumb." He's gotta do some of the cooking and cleaning and bring me and my girlfriends wine and canapes so we won't miss a second of Oprah. And he has to leave the house so we girls can giggle in private - about his privates. He needs to also realize that his responsibilities include (but are not limited to)cheering me and my girlfriends on during shopping tournements and study sessions (that wine and canapes don't just happen to be exclusive to Oprah watching), and understand that it is important for me to spend time at the salon. He has to pay the charge card bills, too. Especially the one with no limit. It's a lot of work, but not without its rewards. The right man in my life will have the privileges of: * Having sex with me anytime I want (and in the way I want - tied up and spanked or cuddled and loved gently...and everything in between...). And he has to know what time is right for both - without me telling him. * Packing my rig between jumps, maintain my sports car, and water the houseplants. * Listen to all the details of my day (far more interesting than his!) * Shave my.... * Clean and cook some of my meals, so I don't have to break away from shopping, Oprah watching, or studying. * Bathe my cats and take them to the vet; give them pills when needed, and let them climb all over him while he's wearing a suit. * Pop the zits and blackheads on my back that I can't reach. *Take out the trash, clean the fridge, and handle the litter box. The list goes on. Really, it's a great deal for the right man! Applications are currently being accepted. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #2 October 27, 2006 If I were in charge of dz.com, there'd be an icon that was laughing, and rolling all over the bottom of the post Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #3 October 27, 2006 QuoteYesterday, I was accused of being a CISSIL, i.e, a classy, independent, self-sufficient, intelligent lady. That is like receiving a social death sentence (but would explain why I am single...). I want a man I can depend on. One who will be there when he says he will. Who has a good job and an expensive car (no trucks). He has to have all his teeth and hair -. *Ciels- Michele Dang it Michelle. i'm ok in the teeth hair dept...but that truck thing just booted me out of the running. :o) bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #4 October 27, 2006 < Pop the zits and blackheads on my back that I can't reach.> All the rest was acceptable, but you just grossed me out with that one. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jarrodh 0 #5 October 27, 2006 Thats one witty repartee. Nice Post Blue Skies2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #6 October 27, 2006 QuoteIf I were in charge of dz.com, there'd be an icon that was laughing, and rolling all over the bottom of the post Wendy W. huh? what was so funny? No beard, No Truck?!? It sounds like michelle is looking for a little servant boy, not a Man. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #7 October 27, 2006 Beards are fine, and a truck in addition to a car is acceptable... (Psssst...Boz, you're married. That lets you out of the running immediately...but see above)... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #8 October 27, 2006 QuoteAll the rest was acceptable, but you just grossed me out with that one. Yep...but the perfect man wouldn't be grossed out. So...well...there you have it. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #9 October 27, 2006 QuoteBeards are fine, and a truck in addition to a car is acceptable... (Psssst...Boz, you're married. That lets you out of the running immediately...but see above)... Ciels- Michele oh........I forgot. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 October 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteAll the rest was acceptable, but you just grossed me out with that one. Yep...but the perfect man wouldn't be grossed out. So...well...there you have it. Ciels- Michele Maybe you need two or three guys. I'll pop your blackheads and zits anytime! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #11 October 27, 2006 That's a pretty tall order. Post a picture of your self and you might get better results depending on the picture of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #12 October 27, 2006 Quote And he has to know what time is right for both - without me telling him. Do you come with a crystal ball? Quote Bathe my cats I get it now... You're joking We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #13 October 27, 2006 QuoteDo you come with a crystal ball? No, I come the normal way. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #14 October 27, 2006 QuotePost a picture of your self and you might get better results depending on the picture of course. There is one somewhere on here that's a self portrait...I think I put it up in the spring sometime. If you can't find it, you're not looking hard enough. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #15 October 27, 2006 Quote No, I come the normal way. Yeah, you're definitely joking...We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 October 27, 2006 Icon134, your prayers have been answered."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #17 October 27, 2006 After reading your post I understand now why you are in the position that you are! I bet you want him to win the lottery for you too. You actually need three people to fulfill your needs: a bitch, beck & call and cabaña boys! Stay safe and I hope your wish is granted. MikeTime and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #18 October 27, 2006 QuoteI bet you want him to win the lottery for you too Nah, that's where the good job comes in. LOL! QuoteYou actually need three men to fulfill your needs There, fixed it for ya. Actually, that might be just what I need - three men. (Great to see you back posting, Mike. Really is.) Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #19 October 27, 2006 Geez Michele, not a hope for me anywhere on that list Can I wash your car dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #20 October 27, 2006 'Course you can wash my car. I'll bet you could even handle watering the houseplants, too! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #21 October 27, 2006 QuoteWho has a good job and an expensive car (no trucks). He has to have all his teeth and hair - and if he has hair in strange places that grows too fast, he has to be willing to trim that (uncontrolled nose and ear hair is an immediate rejection to his application). One who will cuddle me in bed, and bring me hot tea when I don't feel well. Good Job- Check!! Expensive car - Check!! All My Teeth - Check!! No Hair in strange places - Check!! All My Hair - Shit!! Strikes out again!! Oh well.. I guess your search goes on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #22 October 27, 2006 Wendy and Jarrod - thanks for the comments... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #23 October 27, 2006 Quote I'll bet you could even handle watering the houseplants, too! Ciels- MicheleDefine watering."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #24 October 27, 2006 no wind blows in the sails of a ship without direction write that down Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #25 October 27, 2006 QuoteIcon134, your prayers have been answered.naw not really... she has a much cooler car then I do... edited to add... she's also on the wrong side of the country.Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
