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Icon134 0
well thank you... my work out consists of lifting things and doing yard work.QuoteYou have nice arms, Scott!
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...
pfloyd 0
Play guitar, drums, bass!
Build computers and websites!
Build/maintain networks!
Make beer!
And my wife says I have skills in the bedroom!
Build computers and websites!
Build/maintain networks!
Make beer!
And my wife says I have skills in the bedroom!
My drinking team has a skydiving problem
jumper03 0
QuoteSseeeeexxxxxxxxaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!
yeah - come on over here - let me show you my olivine phenocrysts....
Scars remind us that the past is real
PhreeZone 15
Your reading skill has increased by +1
The gamers will get that one.
The gamers will get that one. Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery
Parachutemanuals.com
And tomorrow is a mystery
Parachutemanuals.com
LisaM 0
QuoteYour reading skill has increased by +1
I got it! I got it!
~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?
I seem to have two special skills...
1. Make people really happy.
2. Really, really piss people off.
Maybe one of these days I'll figure out what's doing what.
1. Make people really happy.
2. Really, really piss people off.
Maybe one of these days I'll figure out what's doing what.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
kallend 1,853
QuoteWell, since I have no expertise in sex or skydiving, I would have to look elsewhere, anyway.
I can state from memory all 50 US states in alphabetical order.
I can rip a phonebook in half with my hands.
I can state from memory the Periodic Table of the Elements in atomic number order, and I can rip a Periodic Table apart with my bare hands.
I can solve spherical trig problems without looking up any formulae.
I know which fork to use at dinner.
...
The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
Remster 27
QuoteI know which fork to use at dinner.
Thats why I like chineese... no forks.
Remster
skymama 35
I can sing the Preamble to the Constitution or the Backwards Alphabet really fast.
Other than that, I got nuthin'.
Other than that, I got nuthin'.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon
davedlg 0
I can name all of the rock layers and dates in the Grand Canyon from memory and I can tell you what layer (or process) almost any rock in the Grand Canyon came from.
Zep 0
Oh nothing sexual
in that case I can, hmm I can, ...........seems I'm skill less
Gone fishing
in that case I can, hmm I can, ...........seems I'm skill less
Gone fishing
i got nunchuck skills
http://www.skydivethefarm.com
do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
I have the exact same skills. 
I seem to make most people I meet laugh,
although it was a survival skill when I was younger.
-- Hope you don't die. --
I'm fucking winning
I seem to make most people I meet laugh,
although it was a survival skill when I was younger.
-- Hope you don't die. --
I'm fucking winning
QuoteI can tie a Cherry Stem in a Knot with my Tongue.. Double Knot if the stem is long enough.
Jeez,I can do that.who hasnt learned this by the time they got out of high school?
Other than that,I can:
-interpret/sign in American Sign Language
-take down a human silhouette target in a timed course of fire w/ 50 rounds total at 3,5 and 15yards with over 70% in the 9and 10ring.(CHL quals)
-load/unload all of my guns by feel/in the dark.
-completely field strip my Springfield XD .45GAP with my eyes closed.
-shoot a moth with a .22 at 10-15yards(stupid fluttery things should stay out of the range)
-Recite the preamble to the Constitution and Declaration of Independance
-Recite the prologue and balcony scene of Romeo and Juliet by memory and recite the entire play from memory if I am listening to/watching the movie at the same time.
-I can do the same with the movie Tombstone and with the movie and stage production of Phantom of the Opera.
-While watching almost any movie,I can recognize an actor/actress and tell you other movies they've been in (I've won money this way).
-I can play the flute,piccolo,*some* alto sax, and a Native American courting flute
-I can pick up a song by ear on the piano(I have no formal piano training and cant play a lick if I were looking at music though)
-I can weave single hoop and 3D dreamcatchers
I'm sure I could find other minutae but I'll stop there
"...just an earthbound misfit, I."
stitch 0
I can make a girl have an orgasm just by looking at her.
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"
QuoteI can make a girl have an orgasm just by looking at her
How YOU doin?
Brie
"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie
stitch 0
It only works with single/divorced girls.QuoteQuoteI can make a girl have an orgasm just by looking at her
How YOU doin?
Brie
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"
skybytch 259
I writes purty good.
I bake a mean batch of oatmeal and chocolate chip cookies.
I can clean a window with a squeegee without leaving streaks.
I bake a mean batch of oatmeal and chocolate chip cookies.
I can clean a window with a squeegee without leaving streaks.
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