napaguy99 0 #1 December 14, 2006 Imagine this: You're on a jump with a few buddies. The exit funnels. You look over a few seconds later at your friend. He is holding a cutaway cable and pointing at you with wide eyes. You can see his cutaway handle is where it's supposed to be. You assume he somehow accidentally pulled your cutaway handle during the melee and you freak out. Later on, after realizing everyone's cutaway handles are where they're supposed to be, you realize he brought an extra cutaway cable just to trick you. Is this funny? This is all just hypothetical. It hasn't happened to anybody I know......yet. "Let the misinterpretation and attacks begin." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 December 14, 2006 well, I would hope you'd try a less expensive way to play a joke on someone. Unless you're willing to pay the $40 or $50 bucks for a re-pack if they pull their reserve instead of their main. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jarrodh 0 #3 December 14, 2006 I would think its kinda funny if you told me that you did it to somebody or that somebody did it to you, if you all landed safely and nothing bad happened, but if you did it to me then I would surely kick the shit out of you as soon as we landed...no question. Right now in the air the last thing I need is a fake emergency which would scare the crap out of me and cause me to execute emergency procedures when I dont need to. I have a pretty weird sense of humor and I think everything is funny but I wouldnt ever do that to someone. Just my honest no bullshit opinion.2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueSkiesKel 0 #4 December 14, 2006 adam adam adam.. only you would think of something like that wouldnt ya .... dont even think about pullin that one on me in FL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #5 December 14, 2006 Hells, Yeah! Seriously, though. You have to select the right person for this kind of joke. maybe someone with more than 500 jumps... must be a friend. This kind of joke probably wouldn't go over so well at a boogie or a new DZ."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
napaguy99 0 #6 December 14, 2006 Quotewell, I would hope you'd try a less expensive way to play a joke on someone. Unless you're willing to pay the $40 or $50 bucks for a re-pack if they pull their reserve instead of their main. If this happened to you would you not take .5 seconds to see if it was your cutaway handle? Or would you just immediately assume it was yours and go straight to silver? Let's say you were at a meeting and you saw a cell phone on the ground. Would you check your pocket first to see if you lost yours? Or would you just go straight to the store and buy a new one? I don't think a joke like the OP would cost anyone money. "Let the misinterpretation and attacks begin." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #7 December 14, 2006 It's been done and jokes like this can be funny but can also result in unexpected (poor) outcomes. I'd say get past the naysayers by just handing it to someone when they're in the plane, jamming the door, and their count is at "READY!"...or maybe "SET!" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #8 December 14, 2006 It's funny, yes. If it was done to a newbie who might freak out, maybe not so funny. Personally, I would check my handles and hope everyone would, then look at your buddy and say WTF? Attention to detail there LT ... VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyTwoCents 0 #9 December 14, 2006 QuoteIt's been done and jokes like this can be funny but can also result in unexpected (poor) outcomes. I'd say get past the naysayers by just handing it to someone when they're in the plane, jamming the door, and their count is at "READY!"...or maybe "SET!" The smiley probably indicates you meant that as a joke, but I consider that a more dangerous prank than the one in question. Loose stuff in a plane typically freaks people out a lot. As for the original prank. It's only funny when you do it to a complete beginner coming from a static-line program doing his first five seconds from 4000 feet or less. And that was a joke as well of course... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 December 14, 2006 Quoteadam adam adam.. only you would think of something like that wouldnt ya .... dont even think about pullin that one on me in FL Umm no not only him, it's been done before and if done with a bunch of mates HELL YEAH it's funny (as long as no one gets hurt). It's like dumping at you mate when you go from a right handed doughnutYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #11 December 14, 2006 QuoteIf this happened to you would you not take .5 seconds to see if it was your cutaway handle? if you take a look at the jump numbers of those outraged vs those that just say 'whatever', I think you can answer that question and also who not to do this prank to ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #12 December 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf this happened to you would you not take .5 seconds to see if it was your cutaway handle? if you take a look at the jump numbers of those outraged vs those that just say 'whatever', I think you can answer that question and also who not to do this prank to we have a winner. Only do this to those friends you have taht are smart enough to a) look at their own cutaway handle first. b) not freak out. But I personally think this would be fucking hillarious. Even funnier than dumping your buddy out of a formation(assuming no camera guy, cause I'd fucking kill you then) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #13 December 14, 2006 that is hilarious! YOu can do that to me, and I will get a laugh at it.. I would probably be more confused than anything after checking my /your handles and seeing them all there, then on the ground, would go to you, and very confused ask.. wtf???CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 December 14, 2006 QuoteIt's been done and jokes like this can be funny but can also result in unexpected (poor) outcomes. I'd say get past the naysayers by just handing it to someone when they're in the plane, jamming the door, and their count is at "READY!"...or maybe "SET!" Blues, Dave I'm reminded of that funny skit in I think it was Mike McGowan's greatest hits? Two guys on the ramp of a Casa or skyvan get into an argument and one of them pulls the other's PC and throws it out and he immediately pulls the cutaway handle while getting yanked off the ramp over a 3rd jumper crouched behind him. I'll have to watch it again to be sure I got it correct... That was funny... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #15 December 14, 2006 My .02 - Could be funny as hell and make for some good video - Or could result in some major mishap. I'm sure there's better ways to get a good laugh. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 December 14, 2006 I think sky jokes are bad news too. I'd be tempted to pull some handles when we get on the ground. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 December 14, 2006 I have been in the air with a person whose PC was half out and the bridle was flapping. He was docked on the base in a 12-way. There was a lot of serious communication going on. I'll save those discussions for when it is necessary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherB 0 #19 December 14, 2006 This is why people should have their names on their handles....so we can find rightful owners more easily. Just fly up and check the name: "Nope, not mine! Where's Paul?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #20 December 14, 2006 Let me play the voice of reason here for a minute.What if you did this to someone they pull their reserve and have a mal and die.I think it could be funny if you were sure you could convince everyone on the dive it was a joke before anyone pulled their reserve. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
napaguy99 0 #21 December 14, 2006 QuoteLet me play the voice of reason here for a minute.What if you did this to someone they pull their reserve and have a mal and die.I think it could be funny if you were sure you could convince everyone on the dive it was a joke before anyone pulled their reserve. Darwin. "Let the misinterpretation and attacks begin." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #22 December 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteLet me play the voice of reason here for a minute.What if you did this to someone they pull their reserve and have a mal and die.I think it could be funny if you were sure you could convince everyone on the dive it was a joke before anyone pulled their reserve. Darwin. In all seriousness........not a good idea. The funny ones never are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 December 14, 2006 It's probably funnier at the skateboard park where you only fall 3 ft and only twist your ankle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #24 December 14, 2006 QuoteLet me play the voice of reason here for a minute.What if you did this to someone they pull their reserve and have a mal and die.I think it could be funny if you were sure you could convince everyone on the dive it was a joke before anyone pulled their reserve. I have a spare cutaway handle, I thought about this jokea few months ago. Believe it or not,m i dont think its really a good idea. depeneds on who you do it to. If it was me i would check handles then give them the bird. Other people act differently. Kind of reminds me of the video from lake wales last year when the freeflyer lost his cutaway handlehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #25 December 14, 2006 I'm reminded of that funny skit in I think it was Mike McGowan's greatest hits? Two guys on the ramp of a Casa or skyvan get into an argument and one of them pulls the other's PC and throws it out and he immediately pulls the cutaway handle while getting yanked off the ramp over a 3rd jumper crouched behind him. I'll have to watch it again to be sure I got it correct... *** The "puller" was Leonard Kunz - can't miss that handlebar mustache, it was at the 1994 freefall convention I believe. - (if we are talking about the same incident,) not sure of the other peeps identities it was staged for the camera using a dummy pilot chute, everyone knew about it.... except the pilot. RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites