shropshire 0 #2 April 11, 2007 Is that American or European inches? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 April 11, 2007 Quote Is that American or European inches? Cuz european inches translate to centimeteresI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 April 11, 2007 Something to think about in this exercise......the measurement needs to describe WHERE they are measuring from........ I would suggest on top.. from where it intersects with the tummy.... unlike some who would measure the bottom.. all the way from their assholes...... False advertising sucks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 April 11, 2007 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #6 April 11, 2007 Quote6.9 inches... You must be measuring it like a Dog's Tail...from the asshole out? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,147 #7 April 11, 2007 The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away, his full annually benefits PLUS $10,000.00 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general's body between two points he chose. (Something Congress came up with!) The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.00. The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.00. Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man. "From the tip of my penis to the tip of my balls." The pension man said that would be fine but he'd better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring. The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did. The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said, 'where are your balls?" The general replied, "in Vietnam." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #8 April 11, 2007 Quote 6.9 inches... but you forgot to let them know it's only 1.5 inches around. It's like a pencil in a donut Just playin.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #9 April 11, 2007 QuoteIt's like a pencil in a donut I prefer to use the term "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" ...but i'll accept it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #10 April 11, 2007 Quote Quote It's like a pencil in a donut I prefer to use the term "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" ...but i'll accept it. Hey... the Queen Mary is a pretty big ship, unless ya stick it in the Grand Canyon! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 April 11, 2007 Quote Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man. "From the tip of my penis to the tip of my balls." The pension man said that would be fine but he'd better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring. The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did. The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said, 'where are your balls?" The general replied, "in Vietnam." Gee at least back then when he was a lieutenant... he HAD a set of them.. unlike so many others from the Vietnam Era Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 April 11, 2007 Quote Quote Quote It's like a pencil in a donut I prefer to use the term "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" ...but i'll accept it. Hey... the Queen Mary is a pretty big ship, unless ya stick it in the Grand Canyon! You named your Dick the Queen Mary?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aliveboy2004 0 #13 April 11, 2007 you're not just out trolling for a guy to date, are you?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 April 11, 2007 Quote You named your Dick the Queen Mary? NO...I named yer butt the GRAND CANYON! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 April 11, 2007 Quote Quote You named your Dick the Queen Mary? NO...I named yer butt the GRAND CANYON! Slice! Ouch! Good one.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #16 April 12, 2007 That was the Best laugh I've had alllll day Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #17 April 12, 2007 Long enuff "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #18 April 12, 2007 Quote6.9 inches... A guy comes to a doctor, silently unzips his pants, and unleashes his 10 inches dick. The doctor comes close, takes a look but does not see any problems. So he asks the guy: "I see nothing unusual, what's the problem with your penis?" - No problem, doc, I'm just bragging about it.* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #19 April 12, 2007 What is the old saying.... "I may have a needle dick.. But I got a sewing machine ass!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #20 April 12, 2007 depends how hard I pull on it. scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baxstix 0 #21 April 12, 2007 I cant believe the amount of imature bullshite that you peeps come up with. I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #22 April 12, 2007 Quote I cant believe the amount of imature bullshite that you peeps come up with. That's right! Guys, the subject of posting your penis length is a very serious subject. Don't joke around, post your measurements! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 22 #23 April 12, 2007 *scratchinghead* i just wonder if the old saying, that anything over a mouthfull is wasted, also applies to male sexual organs *scratchinghead*The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #24 April 12, 2007 Only if I don't have to tell the unit of measureI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base689 0 #25 April 12, 2007 > Don't joke around, post your measurements! ——————————————————————————————————— Well, we posted OUR pictures in another thread Why would you need numbers when you got pictures?!?!?!?!? Stay safe out there Blue Skies and Soft Walls BASE #689 - base_689AT_NO_123_SPAMyahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
