Baxstix

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    188
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  • Home DZ
    Ceres
  • License
    B
  • License Number
    6569
  • Licensing Organization
    PASA
  • Number of Jumps
    365
  • Years in Sport
    6
  • First Choice Discipline
    Formation Skydiving
  • First Choice Discipline Jump Total
    300
  • Second Choice Discipline
    Freeflying
  • Second Choice Discipline Jump Total
    20

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  1. I have a question. I live in South Africa and if I sell some gear in the classifieds to someone in the USA. What is the best/easiest way for them to make a payment to me in SA?????????? I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. I cant believe the amount of imature bullshite that you peeps come up with. I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Baxstix

    100th Jump

    I WAS NOT TRYING TO GRAB COCK. MY WIFE WAS TAKING THE PHOTO AND I WAS JUST HELPING THE EXIBITIONIST TO COVER UP HIS PACKAGE. Anvil Brother #61 I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Baxstix

    100th Jump

    Did a 6-way naked jump for my 100th (2nd from left). It was the cameramans (far left of picture) 900th jump as well. Even got the pilot to go naked. I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. I too have 3 jumps to go to my 100th. Will be doing it this weekend. We are going to do a 6 way . Oh yes, we are ALL going to be NEKED, as well as the pilot if we can convince him. I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. I disagree, hubcaps play an important part in the mating ritual of Afrikaans South Africans, especially if you live behind the boerewors curtain and drive a Ford Cortina. A classic afrikaans statement comes to mind.......JOU MA SE POES..........needs to be shouted with great enthusiasm. I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. A friend of mine once pulled his ripcord while still on his back. He remebers saying to himself...f*&%ck this is gonna hurt.........while watching the pilot chute come up between his legs. I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Myself and about 14 other skydivers from Skydive Citrusdal will be there to kick some life into the boogie. First tailgate exit....yeeeeha I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. I am a South African amd going naked on your 100th at our DZ (Citrusdal) is a tradition. I have 9 jumps to go to my nekid jump. The trick is to time it for summer.Nakid at 10000ft in -4 deg is just not complimentry at all. I am organizing a full load of "kaalgat" skydivers with camera for the dive. Just hope it doesnt do any damage I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. I thought the three rings were as follows......... 1)engagement ring 2)wedding ring and 3)rodgering................hehehe Congrats two the two of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. Yeah, that would be Eric "The Vicking"or also known as K2. He is our tandem master and resident rigger. I agree with you The Dal rocks I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. Hi and "howzit" I am skydiver from Cape Town South Africa. My home DZ is Skydive Citrusdal, which is located in the beautiful "Olifants River Valley". Sorry i have no avatar as yet but, as a non computer geek (no offense intended at the experts) i have no clue how to insert one on my profile. I am a member of the Änvil Boys Club" which should give you an indication of my free fall speeds. Hope to get to share some good skydiving and other chit chat with all you non-wuffos out there. PS:Sorry but i cant spell to save my life and too lazy to do a spell check...hehehehehe I dont fall fast.......it is you buggers who are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!