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Sayings that get on your tits.....

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There are few sayings that get on these 'tits'.

One being a giant happy face, that reads, "I smile because I have no idea what's going on." I like that T-shirt.

The only other saying on these tits is, "Stop staring at my tits."
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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My pet peeve saying: "I could care less".

What are you a retard? If you "could care less" about something then you obviously care about it to some degree.

People with so much as an ounce of sense use the phrase, "I could'nt care less" indicating that they care so little about the subject that it would be physically impossible to care any less about it.

Fuckwits... all of 'em.

[end of rant]

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"Alright me old babs !"
or
"Alright my babber!"

A number of years ago at work, we were discussing what we had done on the weeked. One of my team said:

"I went to watch that Evital at the cinemal"

I work in the West Country in a place called Bedminster and for the people around here, if a word ends in a to them it ends in al. :S

So another one I hate is when they are going down to "Asdals" to get a bit of shopping.. [:/]

Of course I speak perfect Queens English. :)

BP

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I hate it when people say

"Seems though..." or "Seems"

When they should say

"Seeing as though"

For example "Seems though im already there I may as well"

Fucking illiterate fops. [/unnecessary anger]
To know requires proof
To believe requires evidence
To have faith requires neither.
If you stick with that, we'll never be confused again

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I hate it when people say

"Seems though..." or "Seems"

When they should say

"Seeing as though"

For example "Seems though im already there I may as well"

Fucking illiterate fops. [/unnecessary anger]

the more literate fops would probably say "it would apear as though":|:P
or in your quote "Since I'm already here, I may as well"
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I hate it when people say

"Seems though..." or "Seems"

When they should say

"Seeing as though"

For example "Seems though im already there I may as well"

Fucking illiterate fops. [/unnecessary anger]



"Seeing as though" doesn't make sense in your example either. ;)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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"You Know"
NO, I dont know but even if I did KNow then why the hell are you bothering to tell me.

"Can I AXE you a question.."
A) If you got an AXE get the fuck away from Me.
B) That was a Question.
C) I dont think you can AXE me anything as we do not speak the same language.

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"she was built like a brick shit-house"



Shit-house - as in an outside lavatory. Since they were commonly of a flimsy wooden construction, (not least to allow their occasional movement from one part of the garden to another), a brick-built outside lavatory would be something of unusually sturdy construction.

i.e., the subject of the comment is a woman who's very well built and unusually robust. AKA a Russian shot-putter.

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OMG when someone can't finish a discussion or argument and just says "whatever"!

Grrrrrr that drives me crazy!



Nah, that just means they've lost the argument, at which point I let them know I've won;)


and you say "who's your daddy? WOOOOO!!!" :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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