futuredivot 0 #26 July 14, 2008 The worst i ever did was withoutYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #27 July 14, 2008 Quote If it is good sex then nothing is better than sex, if it is bad sex just about anything is better than it I know! but its been over 6 months since I've had ANY sex and the sex I had before then was meh...ok but nothing to curl your toes over.So I'm sticking with my chocolate,peaches and honey until LP dammit! then I better get laid or I'll be one mad bitch coming home! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #28 July 14, 2008 In my opinion bad sex after a long wait is worse than no sex. Cause when it's been a long while and I start to think "HOORAY...IT"S ABOUT DAMN TIME" then is sucks I'm more depressed than before. Now when it's been a while and it's GREAT sex...well...there's just nothing that can beat that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #29 July 14, 2008 Quote my 2 (not so secret) loves in life that can be better than sex are: 1. DARK chocolate...the good stuff 2. fresh picked peaches, sliced and dipped in honey *drool* I can die happy right now!But ofcourse I wouldnt mind getting laid right now either,so these are my substitutes.what things are "better than sex" to you? There, I fixed it for you. Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #30 July 14, 2008 don't really think there is much better sex but.......mmmmmm - oysters, a good bottle of wine and chocolate......with a nite ending in lots of sex DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #31 July 14, 2008 Anytime I think something is better than sex, it means one of three things: A. I'm already oversexed. B. The sex I'm getting isn't very good. C. I haven't had sex in so long, I've forgotten what it feels like in the first place.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #32 July 14, 2008 Quote Anytime I think something is better than sex, it means one of three things: A. I'm already oversexed. B. The sex I'm getting isn't very good. C. I haven't had sex in so long, I've forgotten what it feels like in the first place. I agree with all but the first point. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dreaming13000 1 #33 July 14, 2008 Quote Anytime I think something is better than sex, it means one of three things: A. I'm already oversexed. B. The sex I'm getting isn't very good. C. I haven't had sex in so long, I've forgotten what it feels like in the first place. I am qualified for category C..... so jumping out of a plane is a pretty damn close second for me... for now anyways."A man only gets in life what he is believing for, nothing more and nothing less" Kenneth Hagen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #34 July 14, 2008 Quote In my opinion bad sex after a long wait is worse than no sex. Cause when it's been a long while and I start to think "HOORAY...IT"S ABOUT DAMN TIME" then is sucks I'm more depressed than before. Now when it's been a while and it's GREAT sex...well...there's just nothing that can beat that. What about SUPERIOR sex? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #35 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote In my opinion bad sex after a long wait is worse than no sex. Cause when it's been a long while and I start to think "HOORAY...IT"S ABOUT DAMN TIME" then is sucks I'm more depressed than before. Now when it's been a while and it's GREAT sex...well...there's just nothing that can beat that. What about SUPERIOR sex? Well it was SUPERIOR sex...enough said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #36 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote If it is good sex then nothing is better than sex, if it is bad sex just about anything is better than it I know! but its been over 6 months since I've had ANY sex and the sex I had before then was meh...ok but nothing to curl your toes over.So I'm sticking with my chocolate,peaches and honey until LP dammit! then I better get laid or I'll be one mad bitch coming home! I don't think you'll have any trouble in that department. Just go ugly early... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #37 July 14, 2008 Quote don't really think there is much better sex but.......mmmmmm - oysters, a good bottle of wine and chocolate......with a nite ending in lots of sex my thoughts exactly! that's where the chocalate covered strawberries & the wine/champagne off a sexy human platter are supposed to lead... he heIt's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #38 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Ladies, gimme a shout if you ever make it out to SDC. I'll show you how we do it around here. ROTFLMAO Sorry, it had to be said Kids You said it before I had the chance!!! LOL Thanks Mike! Hope all is well! :)She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #39 July 14, 2008 Quote my 2 (not so secret) loves in life that can be better than sex are: 1. chocolate...the good stuff 2. fresh picked peaches, sliced and dipped in honey *drool* I can die happy right now!But ofcourse I wouldnt mind getting laid right now either,so these are my substitutes.what things are "better than sex" to you? Amber, dear, if anything is BETTER than sex, you have been doing it wrong, or with the wrong person. That is the only answer to that statement that can be valid, ever.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #40 July 14, 2008 Quote Amber, dear, if anything is BETTER than sex, you have been doing it wrong, or with the wrong person. That is the only answer to that statement that can be valid, ever. Amazing.Turtle actually has the right answer."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #41 July 14, 2008 Quote Amber, dear, if anything is BETTER than sex, you have been doing it wrong, or with the wrong person. That is the only answer to that statement that can be valid, ever. see above post where I said I hadnt had ANY in over 6 months and when I was getting it it wasnt that great.So yes you're all right!happy?...yes I'm getting bitchy!I know! I have a severe case of lack-a-nookie and I'm impatient for Lost Prairie to start already! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #42 July 14, 2008 Ehm you know that a hot chick can get laid year round by just going into a bar/DZ and yelling: somebody fuck me! There doesn't have to be a boogie for that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #43 July 14, 2008 QuoteEhm you know that a hot chick can get laid year round by just going into a bar/DZ and yelling: somebody fuck me! There doesn't have to be a boogie for that... A woman goes into a bar/on a date *knowing* if she's going to get laid... a man just *hopes*....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #44 July 14, 2008 You'll probably just need the first 30sec.http://youtube.com/watch?v=H76TrhZkuzE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #45 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Amber, dear, if anything is BETTER than sex, you have been doing it wrong, or with the wrong person. That is the only answer to that statement that can be valid, ever. see above post where I said I hadnt had ANY in over 6 months and when I was getting it it wasnt that great.So yes you're all right!happy?...yes I'm getting bitchy!I know! I have a severe case of lack-a-nookie and I'm impatient for Lost Prairie to start already! Yeah? Well I haven't had sex in a year. And it sucks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #46 July 14, 2008 I think I'd die...~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #47 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Amber, dear, if anything is BETTER than sex, you have been doing it wrong, or with the wrong person. That is the only answer to that statement that can be valid, ever. see above post where I said I hadnt had ANY in over 6 months and when I was getting it it wasnt that great.So yes you're all right!happy?...yes I'm getting bitchy!I know! I have a severe case of lack-a-nookie and I'm impatient for Lost Prairie to start already! Yeah? Well I haven't had sex in a year. And it sucks. Have you tried this? www.realdoll.com NSFW! Yeah, I know, it's probably out of your price range but... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #48 July 14, 2008 Holy fuck for that money you could import 10 russian girls... Oh and not really on Topic but still. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #49 July 14, 2008 Quote I think I'd die... Yeah, thanks. Now imagine how I feel being the one that actually goes that long. Billy I could probably afford it, but theres just something wrong with having sex with an inanimate object. I'll wait years to have sex over fucking a doll any day... or if the wait gets too long I'll have to make a trip out to NV. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #50 July 14, 2008 I know I'm going to regret asking this but what's in NV? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
