billeisele 122 #1 December 14, 2008 I love doing these, do at least one each year well wifey wants a silver bowl What for you ask? to put stuff in on the kitchen table, stuff that collects dust, looks stupid and is always in the way - at least that is my perspective but she knows I hate that stuff so I'm thinking, hmmm, plastic bowl covered in tin foil but packaged in a real "silver bowl" expensive box so who makes real expensive silver bowls so I can go get a name brand box?Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #2 December 14, 2008 This should do: http://www.ivoryandart.com/servlet/the-1163/Silver-Art--dsh--Sterling/Detail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #3 December 15, 2008 ahh yes copy, paste pic, print on color printer and stick on fancy silvery gray box - that should work not quite as good as the Whitman's candy prank but ....Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #4 December 15, 2008 this is going to get you killed. buy her the darn bowl already!Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #5 December 15, 2008 Quote this is going to get you killed. buy her the darn bowl already! are you in the bowl business or something? not happening Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 December 15, 2008 She's got you by the bowls either way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkTL 0 #7 December 15, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV30Vd_CYqkLive life with no regrets Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 December 15, 2008 Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV30Vd_CYqk That's just mean and nasty, some people NEED their kids taken off of themYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #9 December 15, 2008 My brother did something similar once, only it was with a little blue box. He was visiting me in NYC and actually went past Tiffany and had them gift wrap an empty box. I wish I could remember the story behind it. The only thing I remember is that it was for the girl he HAD been dating until only recently.Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,351 #10 December 15, 2008 An old friend's family had a tradition of putting small gifts inside multiple wrapped boxes-upwards of 8 or 10. Each neatly wrapped with a ribbon and all that. However, they earned what they worked for- the smaller the last box, the better the present. The car keys inside the 10th box was probably the best one. And I don't think that video was funny. It was mean."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #11 December 15, 2008 I hope your living room sofa is really comfortable! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 December 15, 2008 when we were little my brothers and I wrapped up a ring we bought for our mom, we wrapped it in newspaper, nothing but newspaper. The end result was about 3 feet in diameter. When she unwrapped it all (about 15mins later) there was NO RING....so we all frantically searched through the rubbish to find the ring You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #13 December 15, 2008 I want to read the doctor's comments when he writes the report after extracting a foil covered Tupperwear bowl from your rectum. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #14 December 15, 2008 Quote I want to read the doctor's comments when he writes the report after extracting a foil covered Tupperwear bowl from your rectum. i'm going downscale, no tupperware, probably an old Cool Whip container Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoom1 0 #15 December 15, 2008 give her a tupperware bowl and a dildo, if she don't like the tupperware she can go fuck herself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #16 December 15, 2008 Quote give her a tupperware bowl and a dildo, if she don't like the tupperware she can go fuck herself Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #17 December 15, 2008 Quote give her a tupperware bowl and a dildo, if she don't like the tupperware she can go fuck herself It'll probably be the best sex she's ever had. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #18 December 15, 2008 give her a tupperware bowl and a dildo, if she don't like the tupperware she can go fuck herself It'll probably be the best sex she's ever had. Quote Oh, SNAP!!!!!!What did Bill do to you????Never-mind, I put his butt under a reserve onetime just because he funneled the exit... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #19 December 15, 2008 Quote give her a tupperware bowl and a dildo, if she don't like the tupperware she can go fuck herself It'll probably be the best sex she's ever had. Quote Oh, SNAP!!!!!!What did Bill do to you????Never-mind, I put his butt under a reserve onetime just because he funneled the exit... yep, try and be nice and have some fun around here and all it gets you is some crazy response Dr. Phil would say: I find that some women respond to things based upon their own frame of reference regardless of reality AND i guess i still owe you for that reserve ride but I did win the low pull contest that day Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 December 15, 2008 QuoteAn old friend's family had a tradition of putting small gifts inside multiple wrapped boxes-upwards of 8 or 10.... Variant: One present with a note in it directing them go to some other place in the house to find the next (hidden) note....10-12 notes hidden with the last one directing them to the actual gift. Other pranks: Grandma gets the lacy Fredricks stuff. Mom gets the box of rubbers. Dad gets the Massengill. Brother gets the jack-in-the-box that shouts ASSHOLE! Sister gets the other box of rubbers. YOU get the hell out of Dodge.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #21 December 15, 2008 I prefer to go through the neighborhood and pull one or two lights out of every strand of lights on everyones house up and down the street... and unplug everything... lol_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zappman 0 #22 December 15, 2008 Quote Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV30Vd_CYqk That's just mean and nasty, some people NEED their kids taken off of them Actually, after Microsoft and a big gadgetsite (forgot the name) saw this video they donated the kid an X-box and a sh*tload of games for free. So, except for maybe a few hours of psychic counselling in the future, it turned out pretty good for the poor kid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #23 December 15, 2008 I might suggest going the other way: Buy both a tupperware bowl and a nice silver bowl. Put the silver bowl in the tupperware bowl and wrap in foil making it into a bowl. Then wrap that or if the tupperware came in a box put it in the box and wrap that. My fave is go to the fabric store and buy the ugliest fabric you can find and cover the real gift in it inside the box. They open and think it's some hideous clothing. The fake enjoyment reactions are priceless. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #24 December 16, 2008 Quote Dr. Phil would say: I find that some women respond to things based upon their own frame of reference regardless of reality Hey, I put the winky face on there. YOU people need to learn to get the joke! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #25 December 16, 2008 Quote Quote give her a tupperware bowl and a dildo, if she don't like the tupperware she can go fuck herself It'll probably be the best sex she's ever had. Oh, that's just plain mean. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
