The "after you're dead" thread

[cocheese 0]

If you die before we do, we will come to this thread to see what your final words were. Now is your chance to say whatever you want BEFORE you die.

Try not to get banned on this one.

[shropshire 0]

"Don't strike that mat...........

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[cocheese 0]

This casket is better than my bed.

I swear it wasn't my fault, I got cut off and was trying to flat turn best i could. Fuck it. I'm dead. This place is loaded with skydivers so I'm in good company. Gotta go. Jimi Hendrix concert starts in 5 mins.

[pcramil 0]

"Roger, Honolulu, Cessna 2727F has radar service terminated...squawking VFR...cya!"

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

I'd probably just leave my passwords for here and Facebook. Lots of entertainment in the messages and PMs.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[coekc 0]

My last words: Here, hold my beer and watch this.

[headoverheels 291]

Truck? What truck?

[BillyVance 34]

Quote

Truck? What truck?

That's probably what Dar Dar Robinson said.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[topdocker 0]

It seemed like a good idea last night in the bar.

Jump more, post less!

[MaVriK 0]

"I wonder if redbull DOES give you wings..."

~MaVriK~
"The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

[lippy 771]

Your toy gun sure looks real!

I got nuthin

[Ketia0 0]

Proverbs 14:12

12 There is a way that seems right to a man,
but in the end it leads to death.


i want that on my tombstone. lol

"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell

[mtbriles 0]

"fuck you...thats right all of you"

"Briles out"

Why not?
My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!!
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
D.S. #55

[FlyingJ 0]

Never stopped having fun!

Killing threads since 2004.

[happythoughts 0]

you did what ?

[rivetgeek 0]

Dear James,

I told you I'd never pay that $100 I owed you!

- Rivetgeek.

~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~

[JohnMitchell 14]

"Take Pictures . . . ."

[virgin-burner 1]

tombstone inscriptions:

Come And Visit Often

Pardom Me For Not Getting Up - I Feel Like Lying Down

Gone Fishing - Permanently

Don't Come In Yet - Wait Til Later

Now Is Not The Time To Ask Me Again

There Is Always Lots Of Room Here

If You Can't Say Anything Nice About Me Then Leave

Forever A Mess I Must Confess

In The Beginning I Was Small, Now I Am Nothing At All

If You Can't Beat 'Em, You'll Join Them Here

The Only Regrets I Have Are Those Things I Didn't Do

Time Waits For No One But I Wouldn't Have Minded A Bit Of A Delay

I Never Claimed To Know Anything So Why Am I Here

I wasn't Always Like This

I Never Asked For The Lights To Dim

Wishing You Were Here

Sad As It Is, I'll Never Yell At You Again

I Told You I Was Sick

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a 44
No Les
No more

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up And no place to go

Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102.
The Good Die Young.

The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallenstein wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake

Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.

Jonathan Fiddle Went out of tune

Bill Blake
Was hanged by mistake.

Here lies a man named Zeke.
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[skydiverbry 0]

What a ride!!!!

Bry

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Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!!

D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

[punkd 0]

This is just a temporary set back.

[Niki1 1]

Those are all grrat. I wonder if I can afford a toumbstone large enough for all of them.

I don't thimk I'll mimd being dead. It's the dying part I'd like to avoid.
"Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die"

Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

[virgin-burner 1]

i want to pass peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did; not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Actually, maybe I'll just post who I'm secretly in love with.

THAT would be funny.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[NovaTTT 1]

I said it, thinking it was over. These will probably be my last words: O shit!

"Even in a world where perfection is unattainable, there's still a difference between excellence and mediocrity." Gary73

[hcsvader 1]

Awe Fuck! Anbody got an extra quarter? I wanna play this game again.

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)