Akward first date moments.

[mtbriles 0]

Lets hear em.

Mine: We were leaving to her house after dinner and The Bad Touch came one the radio. My dumbass turned it up and started singing along. Total turn off apparently. If you know the song youll better understand.

Why not?
My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!!
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
D.S. #55

[LisaH 0]

Radio up, ignoring the other passenger. RUDE First date or not.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[mtbriles 0]

Lol youd understand if ya knew meh.

Why not?
My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!!
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
D.S. #55

[Remster 24]

When you want to ask if she swallows, but its too late.

Remster

[skyrider 0]

Dropping my soon to be wife in front of her College office, doing a wheely as I left, to find out her principal and dean were outside, saw it(bible college) and kicked her out..

But we been married 32 years since!

[emmiwy 0]

I was on a mediocre first date, trying to give it a lasting chance, so agree to go to the guy's place after dinner. I try to make conversation in between the awkward silences until he says "Oh there they go again", and the sounds of his neighbors' evening merriment escalate through the thin walls of his apartment.

I had never wanted to get out of a place so fast.

[Jbag 0]

getting the "i just want to be friends talk" :P

IHYD

[hcsvader 1]

I'm not to sure if I'm ready to share the absolute foolishness, amazing victories and tragic horror stories of my dating life on a public forum...

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[Nataly 38]

A work colleague once casually asked me if I wanted to meet up at the pub after work.. I hadn't gone out for a while & thought "why not"?

When I arrived (slightly late!), he was already sitting there by himself, all dressed up and reeking of cologne.. I didn't immediately pick up on this and asked "when's everyone else getting here?" He looked surprised and answered that it was just the two of us.. Oh dear.. That was awkward..

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[mgregory 0]

I was in highschool at the time. I had been asked to go to a dance with a girl from a different school. She spent most of the night chatting with her friends, who I didn't know and she didn't introduce me to. We drove to a party in absolute silence. I turned the radio up and up, but the silence was still really awkward. Got to the party and she eventually left with someone else. That's when I stopped dating and started to go with the drunk hook up;)

AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1

[DiverMike 5]

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The Bad Touch came one the radio. My dumbass turned it up and started singing along

I understand your action. I have never heard "The Bad Touch" on the radio, but if I did I am positive that unless my mother were in the car I would have to sing along with it.

It is my favorite Karaoke song.

For the same reason I jump off a perfectly good diving board.

[anthonyfellows 0]

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Lets hear em.

Mine: We were leaving to her house after dinner and The Bad Touch came one the radio. My dumbass turned it up and started singing along. Total turn off apparently. If you know the song youll better understand.

Are you in any way related to Shah?

Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

[Nataly 38]

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Lets hear em.

Mine: We were leaving to her house after dinner and The Bad Touch came one the radio. My dumbass turned it up and started singing along. Total turn off apparently. If you know the song youll better understand.

Are you in any way related to Shah?

I think quite possibly this is Shah's engineer friend!!

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[futuredivot 0]

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getting the "i just want to be friends talk" :P

I always thought quite odd how that talk seemed to always come up AFTER the check was paid

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[NovaTTT 2]

Until I Googled it, I was blissfully unaware of this 80's-throwback monstrosity.

It's about as much fun as being Rickrolled.

The Bad Touch

"Even in a world where perfection is unattainable, there's still a difference between excellence and mediocrity." Gary73

[Lolo8282 0]

Wow, I have so many of these but I'll just tell the funniest one...

I was sixteen, newly licensed, went to the guy's house and met his family. His mom suggested I move my car because I was on a corner and might get hit by someone flying around it. He lived on a long and windy street so rather than go all the way around, decided to reverse the car. Hit the accelerator instead of the break. Went about 45 miles into a pickup truck. I was too embarassed to get out of the car.

His mom thought I was hurt, called 911, the firemen came took me out of the car while the whole neighborhood watched. I begged not to go with the ambulance but underage, they had no choice.

Turned out the pickup truck was his sister's boyfriends and the entire bed had to be replaced. In total about $6000 worth of damage.

[Belgian_Draft 0]

I forgot her name.
Needless to say, there was no second date.

HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

[Nataly 38]

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Wow, I have so many of these but I'll just tell the funniest one...

I was sixteen, newly licensed, went to the guy's house and met his family. His mom suggested I move my car because I was on a corner and might get hit by someone flying around it. He lived on a long and windy street so rather than go all the way around, decided to reverse the car. Hit the accelerator instead of the break. Went about 45 miles into a pickup truck. I was too embarassed to get out of the car.

His mom thought I was hurt, called 911, the firemen came took me out of the car while the whole neighborhood watched. I begged not to go with the ambulance but underage, they had no choice.

Turned out the pickup truck was his sister's boyfriends and the entire bed had to be replaced. In total about $6000 worth of damage.

OMG - that must have been soooo embarrassing

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[ZigZagMarquis 8]

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A work colleague once casually asked me if I wanted to meet up at the pub after work.. I hadn't gone out for a while & thought "why not"?

When I arrived (slightly late!), he was already sitting there by himself, all dressed up and reeking of cologne.. I didn't immediately pick up on this and asked "when's everyone else getting here?" He looked surprised and answered that it was just the two of us.. Oh dear.. That was awkward..

Poor guy.

[Nataly 38]

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A work colleague once casually asked me if I wanted to meet up at the pub after work.. I hadn't gone out for a while & thought "why not"?

When I arrived (slightly late!), he was already sitting there by himself, all dressed up and reeking of cologne.. I didn't immediately pick up on this and asked "when's everyone else getting here?" He looked surprised and answered that it was just the two of us.. Oh dear.. That was awkward..

Poor guy.

Well, I'm not sure who felt more out of place.. I wasn't single at the time, which is probably why when he said "going to the pub" it never registered as "date". Yeah.. Awkward..

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[shropshire 0]

........ asking for a 2nd date

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Nataly 38]

When the goodbye kiss you meant to plant on the lips gets deliberately diverted to the cheek.. Hmmm..

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[skydiverbry 0]

You actually had a date!!!!!



Bry

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[GQ_jumper 4]

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Lets hear em.

Mine: We were leaving to her house after dinner and The Bad Touch came one the radio. My dumbass turned it up and started singing along. Total turn off apparently. If you know the song youll better understand.

Being 26 years old and having an 18 year old show up for a lunch date in her high school cheerleaders outfit and ask you to her senior prom. It doesn't get much weirder than that!

Oh wait, it doesn get weirder than that. Going back to her place at the end of the date and when you get there you notice another car in the driveway. When she takes you inside she take you into the guestroom instead of the master bedroom then leaves for a second and comes back in with a video camera. When you inquire about the video camera she says, "my husband is in the master bedroom and said he's too tired to wake up to come watch so he wants us to video tape it so he can watch tomorrow." Yeah, thats awkward!

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

[mtbriles 0]

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You actually had a date!!!!!



Bry

Hahaha yes Bry and the worst part is she was hotter than L.

Why not?
My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!!
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
D.S. #55