Sex finishing moves

[BillyVance 34]

This was recently discussed in the dz.com BB Msgr group the other day. I was dying laughing so hard.

Some of the moves mentioned were:

The Pirate:

Shoot your cum into her eye and then punch her in the gut. She'll cover her eye and go "aaaarrrrrr!!!"

Angry Dragon:

Right after you shoot your load into her mouth, pound your closed fist on the top of her head. Makes the cum shoot out her nose.

Strawberry Shortcake:

Jizz all over her face then punch her in the nose, thus you get the white/red drizzle mix.

Disclaimer: I in no way advocate sexual violence like this to women, but I couldn't help but laugh at the visuals.

So are there any other finishing moves?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[remibond 0]

Variation (improvement ) of The Pirate: Instead of punching her in the gut, kick her in the leg. Then she'll hop around on one leg, covering an eye & you still get the "arrrrr"

[wildcard451 0]

David Copperfield: Fuck her doggie style, pull out, sit on her back for the fakeout, then when she turns around bust a nut on her face.

Spiderman - Pull out, cum in your hand, then sling it at her face, yelling, "Web on"

[virgin-burner 1]

the donkey: shove it up her asshole all at once - then punch her in the kidneys: she'll go "EEEH" - "AAAH"

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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[futuredivot 0]

The wedding:

That's a sex finisher

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[Halfpastniner 0]

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David Copperfield: Fuck her doggie style, pull out, spit on her back for the fakeout, then when she turns around bust a nut on her face.

Spiderman - Pull out, cum in your hand, then sling it at her face, yelling, "Web on"

Think you meant "spit"

I like the Houdini......Do her from behind so that she is facing a window. Then have your buddy jump in, while you run outside and wave at her through the window!

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[akarunway 1]

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This was recently discussed in the dz.com BB Msgr group the other day. I was dying laughing so hard.

Some of the moves mentioned were:

The Pirate:

Shoot your cum into her eye and then punch her in the gut. She'll cover her eye and go "aaaarrrrrr!!!"

Angry Dragon:

Right after you shoot your load into her mouth, pound your closed fist on the top of her head. Makes the cum shoot out her nose.

Strawberry Shortcake:

Jizz all over her face then punch her in the nose, thus you get the white/red drizzle mix.

Disclaimer: I in no way advocate sexual violence like this to women, but I couldn't help but laugh at the visuals.

So are there any other finishing moves?

Boys. Just wait for the hateful PMs. I posted a joke awhile back about women. Talk about about hatemail.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[virgin-burner 1]

i get fanmail mostly!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[Nutz 0]

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i get fanmail mostly!

Oh good god! I am glad I am on a different continent from you - it has got to be eyeball deep over there.

"Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

[shah269 0]

What's the one where while doing her doggy you grab her ankles lift her kees from under her and push her face first off the bed....?

One of my old university buddies had a twist on the old rodio.
While doing her from behind...it always starts that way doesn't it....reach foward and grab her nipples and twist...two handed....and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

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[skyrider 0]

No replies from the ladies yet?, Cum on girls, let us know your favorite finishing move, sure to be much funnier than the mens!

[turtlespeed 212]

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What's the one where while doing her doggy you grab her ankles lift her kees from under her and push her face first off the bed....?

One of my old university buddies had a twist on the old rodio.
While doing her from behind...it always starts that way doesn't it....reach foward and grab her nipples and twist...two handed....and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

I always called that a broken wheelbarrow -

Haven't done that in years

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[lawrocket 3]

Cornholio covered it all a few years ago...

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1271695#1271695

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[virgin-burner 1]

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i get fanmail mostly!

Oh good god! I am glad I am on a different continent from you - it has got to be eyeball deep over there.

jealous much!?

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[ChezzyMcFuzz 0]

the rusty (fish)hook: stick your finger up your butt, then make it into a hook and stick it in a girls mouth

Boston pancake: shit on a girls chest and smear it around with your butt

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[SkyPixie 0]

You guys are so bad..BAD..BAD!
Looks like I need more than a few handcuffs here. Too many misbehaving bad boys who deserve good spanking!

Don't worry about fear, worry about the addiction.

[ChezzyMcFuzz 0]

yes,please?

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[Cornholio 0]

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Cornholio covered it all a few years ago...

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1271695#1271695

LOL, I forgot all about that one.

Thanks!

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[remibond 0]

Spanking AND handcuffs

Me likey

[lawrocket 3]

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Cornholio covered it all a few years ago...

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1271695#1271695

LOL, I forgot all about that one.

Thanks!

Try as I might I COULDN'T forget about it...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[thedude325 0]

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I like the Houdini......Do her from behind so that she is facing a window. Then have your buddy jump in, while you run outside and wave at her through the window!

I know someone who actually pulled this one off!


There are two ways to do the bucking bronco:

She's riding you, and you hold on really tight to her and say either "You're sister is better," or "I think I might have AIDS."

[Zep 0]

The Bucking Bronco

Take her doggy style, when you're just about to gizz whisper in her ear that her sister is a better fuck,
Hold on tight and enjoy the ride.

Gone fishing

[dzjunky77 0]

No No....Old fart that I worked with in Alaska told me.....if it taste like fishy eat all you wishy ....if it taste like colonge leave it the hell alone! I told him I wouldn't touch neither one! He told me....well hell kid don't throw her away..... just turn her over!

[millertime24 8]

Well lets see...

You have the Rusty Trombone- Girls tounging your ass while jerking you off.

Then theres the Hershey Kiss Field Goal- I dont have the nerve to explain that one but google can give you a good idea.

The Abe Lincoln- Shave your pubes and keep them nearby where the action is happeneing. Blow load in her face then throw the pubes on there.

Thats just a few I remember off the top.

Muff #5048

[aresye 0]

The Tony Danza:

While doing a chick from behind, ask her, "Who's the boss?" Keep asking until she answers, "You are," or turns around. Donkey punch her in the face and say, "No bi*ch! Tony Danza's the boss!"

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