jimstermer 0 #1 January 10, 2007 I know there is a skydiving jokes thread going around but I'm looking for short catchy sayings (something that'll fit on the back of a shirt) that will get the attention of whuffos and get them interested enough to atleast ask about what it means. As of now I've got: When in doubt, whip it out! Skydiving: With us you'll be arching you back and screaming for joy all day Anyone can fall out of a plane; skydivers just do it right Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #2 January 10, 2007 I don't know of any sayings but those are pretty good. Let us know what you decide to get. I may just ask you to get me one as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 January 10, 2007 How about this in HUGE letters: "HOLY SHIT!" Then this in small letters: (what everyone says after their first jump)--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 January 10, 2007 I've had Tshirts made up and on the back they have "If You Can Read This Sign ...... DON'T LET ME EXIT THE PLANE" quite a few wuffos have asked about itYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 0 #6 January 10, 2007 I used to have one with a silloette of a canopy and jumper in profile, surounded by calculations to calculate the lift generated by the airfoil. Across the top in big letters it said "I don't care how, just so long as it does!"Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #7 January 10, 2007 QuoteI've had Tshirts made up and on the back they have "If You Can Read This Sign ...... DON'T LET ME EXIT THE PLANE" quite a few wuffos have asked about it That's good, I want one!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimstermer 0 #8 January 10, 2007 We actually did have some other sayings, those three are just what we've narrowed them down to. I'll throw up the rest incase someone else is looking for shirt sayings. If your parachute fails, remember that you have the REST OF YOUR LIFE to fix it… Will skydive for food (or beer if we want a college version) I don’t believe in gravity… I just think the world sucks I have a strong tendency to throw myself out of airplanes The sky is NOT my limit… It’s my PLAYGROUND The beer light is on! I’m a skydiver… What do you do? Gravity. It’s the law. There’s no such thing as a perfectly good plane. Stupidity kills. The more you arch the better it feels. Mile High Club – Want to join? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #9 January 10, 2007 the most attention seeking shirt I have seen is the "Will pack for crack" shirt that one gets lots of attention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Froggy 0 #10 January 10, 2007 QuoteHow about this in HUGE letters: "HOLY SHIT!" Then this in small letters: (what everyone says after their first jump) Usually people say that when they first see the door opening at 12,000'... -------------- We were not born to fly. And all we can do is to try not to fall... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Froggy 0 #11 January 10, 2007 I like what's on one of my t-shirts (from Skydive Space Center): "The sky is not the limit! The ground is..." Also, may not be originally skydiving-related, but fits very nicely, IMO: "The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams-------------- We were not born to fly. And all we can do is to try not to fall... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #12 January 10, 2007 I like that one.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #13 January 10, 2007 My favorite is... Meh, It'll probably open. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #14 January 10, 2007 E.F.S Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimstermer 0 #15 January 10, 2007 QuoteE.F.S What's that stand for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #16 January 10, 2007 Skydiving: the art of failing at suicideGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #17 January 10, 2007 QuoteQuoteE.F.S What's that stand for? Eat. Fuck. Skydive. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 January 10, 2007 I dont see any reference to beer in there. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #19 January 10, 2007 QuoteI dont see any reference to beer in there. It's usually said as a toast, iirc... Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #20 January 10, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteE.F.S What's that stand for? Eat. Fuck. Skydive. You guys don't shit then? He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 51 #21 January 10, 2007 SKYDIVING: You won't know if you don't go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #22 January 10, 2007 I was chewing some food with some guys who spontaniously came out with "To old skydivers, new skydivers and shitty skydivers" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #23 January 10, 2007 DON'T FUCKING DIE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #24 January 10, 2007 QuoteI was chewing some food with some guys who spontaniously came out with "To old skydivers, new skydivers and shitty skydivers" I like that! To the OP: Another goodie for a tee-shirt is somebody's sig line around here, it goes something like: "Skydiving: wasting fossil fuels for fun!" Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #25 January 10, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteE.F.S What's that stand for? Eat. Fuck. Skydive. You guys don't shit then? Oh no, we do, it's just that "Eat. Shit. Fuck. Wank. Wash the dishes. Change the time on the hall clock. Walk the dog. Do the shopping. Mow the lawn. Skydive." didn't have the same ring to it. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
