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I'm going to have to sit on that for a while and chew it over


Mmm, Guinness and salted peanut flavour, nice:(


I think I just threw up a little
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

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I'm going to have to sit on that for a while and chew it over



You want "to sit on a butt plug and then chew it over," now that is gross..:P
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My favorite (and only, actually) butt plug story...

Wildfire on a state park in Florida. Fire was right up near a little conservative resort community on a park boundary. We traced the origin of the fire back to a large pile of cigarettes at the edge of a small (probably 20x20 ft) clearing in a thickly forested area. Inside the clearing was a leather webbed hammock of sorts, attached to trees at the top and staked to the ground at the bottom, with restraints in all four corners. In the middle of the clearing was a standard white plastic patio chair with a HUGE butt plug bolted to the seat. All fires are given a name for record purposes, and that one is on the books as the "Friction Fire."
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we need an analogy for this :)



Anally retentive.



A good read about butt plugs is " The history of O"

Years ago when I was in school doing english lit, I tried to get
Lord of the flies changed for The history of O, but the English teacher was to stuck up
her own ass to allow it

Gone fishing

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teacher was too stuck up
her own ass to allow it

Ironic, eh?


I can't believe he/she passed college english writing like that. :S:S

:)


I didn't I flunked lit an grammar, but I've always known the difference between
THEN and THAN, THIER and THEY'RE, TO and TOO which is more than I can say for you colonials:ph34r::D:D

Gone fishing

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