JohnMitchell 14 #26 December 13, 2010 Quote Homer Simpson: "Can God microwave a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?" The answer is yes. Being omnipotent includes the power to lose your omnipotence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #27 December 13, 2010 If, fucking is so pleasurable... why would you tell someone you dis-like, 'Fuck You?' Can someone really, 'go like hell' and how fast is 'like hell'? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #28 December 13, 2010 If a ham sandwich is better than nothing, and nothing is better than eternal happiness, is a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness?What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #29 December 13, 2010 Quote If a ham sandwich is better than nothing, and nothing is better than eternal happiness, is a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness? From that, I would say nothing is better than nothing. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airathanas 0 #30 December 13, 2010 Shouldn't it be called a "unihorn" rather than a "unicorn?"http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #31 December 13, 2010 QuoteShouldn't it be called a "unihorn" rather than a "unicorn?" I would think!? Isn't a 'corn' what you get on your foot? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #32 December 13, 2010 QuoteQuoteShouldn't it be called a "unihorn" rather than a "unicorn?" I would think!? Isn't a 'corn' what you get on your foot? Chuck an ear on your foot ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #33 December 13, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't it be called a "unihorn" rather than a "unicorn?" I would think!? Isn't a 'corn' what you get on your foot? Chuck an ear on your foot ? You've never heard of 'corns'? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #34 December 13, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't it be called a "unihorn" rather than a "unicorn?" I would think!? Isn't a 'corn' what you get on your foot? Chuck an ear on your foot ? You've never heard of 'corns'? Chuck yes, but philsophy and confusion are overlapping sciences. ;) just staying with the theme. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #35 December 13, 2010 Why don't we have a FBS playoff system ? Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,416 #36 December 13, 2010 >Does God have a spot on his back that he can't reach to scratch? Can Chuck Norris scare himself? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #37 December 14, 2010 Who put the bomp In the bomp-pah bomp-pah bomp? Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong? Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Who put the dip In the dip ta dip ta dip? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #38 December 14, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Shouldn't it be called a "unihorn" rather than a "unicorn?" I would think!? Isn't a 'corn' what you get on your foot? Chuck an ear on your foot ? You've never heard of 'corns'? Chuck yes, but philsophy and confusion are overlapping sciences. ;) just staying with the theme. :) I'm glad you're able to!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #39 December 14, 2010 Is it normal for one of my testicles to be larger than the other two ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #40 December 14, 2010 Will masturbating really cause blindness? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #41 December 14, 2010 What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the ape in apricot? WHAT HAVE THEY GOT THAT I HAVEN'T GOT?? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loch1957 0 #42 December 14, 2010 Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #43 December 14, 2010 what if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #44 December 14, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Shouldn't it be called a "unihorn" rather than a "unicorn?" I would think!? Isn't a 'corn' what you get on your foot? Chuck an ear on your foot ? You've never heard of 'corns'? I've heard of ears of corn. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #45 December 14, 2010 QuoteWill masturbating really cause blindness? Chuck ask me in a minute.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #46 December 14, 2010 QuoteWill masturbating really cause blindness? Chuck I call BS. It only makes you have to wear glasses.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #47 December 14, 2010 Quote When Futuredivot got married, was she sober and/or awake? Someone convinced her that you and I were the only two single, straight guys left so she made her choiceYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #48 December 14, 2010 Quote Quote Will masturbating really cause blindness? Chuck ask me in a minute.... Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #49 December 14, 2010 Quote Quote Will masturbating really cause blindness? Chuck I call BS. It only makes you have to wear glasses. Well... just because I wear glasses doesn't... Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #50 December 14, 2010 Should you be allowed to call it hump day if you dont...? Happy Hump Day. "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
