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What Are You Giving Up For Lent?

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This has garnered some interesting responses through the years, so let's see what we get this year.

Me?

I'm giving up:

  • Watching "Survivor" and "American Idol"

  • underwater welding

  • hoop skirts

  • pizza

  • Bud

  • cheeseburgers


  • Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

    Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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    Haven't really thought of it this year, so i guess i need to do so in a hurry. For the past 5 years I have given up meat. This tends to be costly and make me gain weight however so I am thinking I am gonna pass on that this year.

    Alcohol would be a good one, but looking at my calendar for the next few months that would be a hard one. I guess it's supposed to be hard though.
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    Seriously? People are still religious? I thought it was determined that the Earth is not flat a long time ago.:S



    Religious chicks are the best.
    I love hearing them scream "OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!".>:(
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    Nobody loves ya like a crazy person.:|



    Yes, when you start finding the boiled bunnies, you know it's real love.:S
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    I gave up giving up last year.



    lol. I did that last year too. Totally succeeded too! :P


    Fail. :P
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    I'm giving up pickin' my belly button for lent.



    +1 :D

    I've never really cared all that much for Lent but respect others who do.
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    Sex - Even with myself.



    That’s just crazy talk.



    I take my Lent serious as a heart attack!
    I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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    I'm going to try my hardest to give up swearing like a sailor. The only time it will be allowed is during sex.

    And I always give up meat on Fridays.

    It's not much but it's something. I thought about giving up shopping for non-essential things but I've always been damn good at explaining it away. Ugh...

    ;)

    Always be kinder than you feel.

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    I'm giving up:
    - religion
    - fast food restaurants
    - television
    - watching sports
    - wearing neckties

    Oh wait...I already did that.
    never mind...:$

    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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