nigel99 144 #1 September 25, 2011 My wife is always complaining that I don't take an interest in her friends or helping her friends out. So now she tells me how her best friend hasn't been laid in a year and is feeling really down about it. I offered to help and now she is pissed off with me You just can't win...Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #2 September 25, 2011 woman, there's just no way to please 'um, uh!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 144 #3 September 25, 2011 Yip and you can guarantee that next time the friend needs some heavy furniture moved or similar and I remind her of this I will be back in the dog box!Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #4 September 25, 2011 no more skyjumping for her! out of care, of course.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #5 September 25, 2011 You obviously went about it like a bull in a china shop, The route you should of taken is to plant a little seed nurture it let it grow and blossom into a three way. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divinfool 0 #6 September 25, 2011 I feel the same way...I was at church the other day sitting directly behind a rather large lady. When she stood up to sing, I noticed her dress had gotten stuck between her butt cheeks. Being in church and the nice guy I am, I gently pulled the dress from between her bum. She turned around and slapped me! So again, being the nice guy I am, when she turned around...I gently pushed it back in. That's when she hit me again! Man...you women don't appreciate anything! Fear is the thief of dreams..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #7 September 25, 2011 This thread reminded me of this joke. My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to make love?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's how the fight started.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #8 September 25, 2011 Quote So now she tells me how her best friend hasn't been laid in a year and is feeling really down about it. I offered to help and now she is pissed off with me Isn't there some movie sub plot for this scenario? Yes there is. The Big Chill. Why can't your wife be like the Glenn Close character wife in this movie? Then you would be able to have sex with your wife's depressed friend. It worked in Hollywood, why not in the real world? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #9 September 25, 2011 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’ I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started…"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #10 September 25, 2011 Tis better to ask for forgiveness, than permission (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MariusTer 0 #11 September 25, 2011 Have you ever noticed when your girlfriend/fiance wore low necks and high skirts you didn't want to beat up every guy in the mall who looked at her.She could smile at everyone who glanced in her direction Now you try and smile at a pretty girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #12 September 25, 2011 QuoteWhy are women so fickle? Because they know they can be. They have the power to say whether your are or aren't getting any.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #13 September 25, 2011 Quote Quote Why are women so fickle? Because they know they can be. They have the power to say whether your are or aren't getting any. Good point! Gatekeepers can afford to be fickle lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 September 25, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Why are women so fickle? Because they know they can be. They have the power to say whether your are or aren't getting any. Good point! Gatekeepers can afford to be fickle pussies and tits rule the world! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #15 September 25, 2011 QuoteQuoteWhy are women so fickle? Because they know they can be. They have the power to say whether your are or aren't getting any. That's the way it is in a world where 50% of the people control 100% of the pussy.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #16 September 27, 2011 I like to call it furry hole terrorism. They can hijack a man and cause countries to crumble with that thing and they know it!! But we still love them!!Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMichaeli 1 #17 September 27, 2011 Quote This thread reminded me of this joke. My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to make love?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's how the fight started.... +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #18 September 28, 2011 Quote My wife is always complaining that I don't take an interest in her friends or helping her friends out. So now she tells me how her best friend hasn't been laid in a year and is feeling really down about it. I offered to help and now she is pissed off with meYou just can't win... No Nigel you can't and there is no point in trying that where selective hearing comes in Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 September 28, 2011 Women quite often say, "My friend" when they really mean "Me."My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 144 #20 September 28, 2011 Quote Women quite often say, "My friend" when they really mean "Me." Nah, she knows she's free to have as much as she wantsExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #21 September 28, 2011 Quote Why are women so fickle? Because that's their job. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #22 September 28, 2011 A woman woke up in the middle of the night and realised that her husband wasn't there.She got up and walked downstairs to the kitchen,there she saw her husband sitting with a cup of coffee in front of him,and he had a tear rolling down his chin. She asked what's wrong? He replied with a shivering voice: Do you remember back when you where 15 years old,and we made love in the backseat of my car? Sh...e felt her heart beat faster just because he remembered this so long ago,she said with a smile on her lips: Yes,I remember darling. Then he asked: Do you remeber your father caught us,and put his shotgun in my face and gave me 2 choices,either marry you or go to jail for 20 years? She said: Yes. Then he said with a sad face:Today I would have been a free man. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SivaGanesha 2 #23 September 29, 2011 QuoteI like to call it furry hole terrorism. They can hijack a man and cause countries to crumble with that thing and they know it!! But we still love them!! You speak for yourself but apparently not for me. I am a heterosexual man and therefore my gross physical attraction to women happens as a matter of course. But my love must be earned. And "hijacking" me definitely isn't the way to earn my love."It's hard to have fun at 4-way unless your whole team gets down to the ground safely to do it again!"--Northern California Skydiving League re USPA Safety Day, March 8, 2014 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #24 September 29, 2011 Quote Quote I like to call it furry hole terrorism. They can hijack a man and cause countries to crumble with that thing and they know it!! But we still love them!! You speak for yourself but apparently not for me. I am a heterosexual man and therefore my gross physical attraction to women happens as a matter of course. But my love must be earned. And "hijacking" me definitely isn't the way to earn my love. ever heard of the stockholm-syndrom!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #25 September 29, 2011 QuoteQuoteWhy are women so fickle? Because they know they can be. They have the power to say whether your are or aren't getting any. Oh brother please! The only reason pussy has power is that well....you allow it to have power. Here is a thought you should think about the next time you are hitting on a rather attractive girl who thinks her shit does not stink. Every second of every day some where some place another really hot girl is turning 21 and thus not only legal but an ethical move! On the other hand, on the other hand...well...the girl you just spoke with and who thinks her shit cures night blindness? Yeah she just got another second older, thus she developed another wrinkle and her tits and ass dropped another 1mm from where they should be. Thus, ladies play nice! You may think you are winning the relationship game in the short term but we guy will win the war long term.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
