How do tandem instructors deal with jumping some of these super hot babes?

[chemist 0]

So I've been thinking about this because I've observed that a good 50% of tandem female students are like 8's, 9's, and 10's. I don't get how such a high proportion of chicks that try skydiving are so hot!? When the rate of 8-10's in the general public is <10%

So when you got a stunning blonde in some cute little tights rubbing all up against you on the plane do tandem masters ever just get a hard on? Statistically someone's gotta have this happened to them with all the babes doing tandems

[quade 3]

Try not to be creepy.

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[chemist 0]

Yea I tried really hard not to make this thread sound creepy. No pun intended.

[mattjw916 2]

and on that note static line becomes fashionable again...

now go do those AOD and PH checks, Ditch

NSCR-2376, SCR-15080

[boyfalldown 0]

After you've gotten laid a few times, you may find it easier to maintain your composure and dignity in the presence of a beautiful woman. Just give it some time and experience little buddy.

[chemist 0]

boyfalldown

After you've gotten laid a few times, you may find it easier to maintain your composure and dignity in the presence of a beautiful woman. Just give it some time and experience little buddy.

Nah that doesn't matter it could still happen no matter how many times you get laid by attractive women.

I'm just sayin' statistically it probably happens once per 500 jumps or so and we just never hear about it

[grue 1]

chemist

So I've been thinking about this because I've observed that a good 50% of tandem female students are like 8's, 9's, and 10's. I don't get how such a high proportion of chicks that try skydiving are so hot!? When the rate of 8-10's in the general public is <10%

So when you got a stunning blonde in some cute little tights rubbing all up against you on the plane do tandem masters ever just get a hard on? Statistically someone's gotta have this happened to them with all the babes doing tandems

There's no such thing as a 10.

cavete terrae.

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grue

There's no such thing as a 10.

They exist. Just remember the evil in a system is constant.

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[The111 0]

chemist

I'm just sayin' statistically it probably happens once per 500 jumps or so and we just never hear about it

Where do you subscribe to these boner stats?

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[JerryBaumchen 1,048]

Hi chemist,

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NOT get a hard on

You're a chemist and you do not know how to deal with this?

The rumor was that it was in the mashed potatoes in Basic Training.



JerryBaumchen

[Arvoitus 1]

I got better things on my mind then concentrating on something like that so it never just happens.

Your rights end where my feelings begin.

[shropshire 0]

ALL women that skydive are HOT ... end of!

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[theonlyski 3]

Just give them the ol Sigma 5th point of attachment.

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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[Andy9o8 0]

I almost had a thoughtful, on-point response composed.

[kcjen24 0]

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Try not to be creepy.

Too late...

[normiss 622]

Gayle, is that you?

[DcloudZ 0]

GooniesKid is that you?

"Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing than a long life spent in a miserable way." -Alan Watts

[Darius11 12]

Gorilla duct tape

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[CSpenceFLY 1]

quade

***There's no such thing as a 10.

They exist. Just remember the evil in a system is constant.


And always remember:

No matter how good she looks, someone somewhere is sick of her shit.

[ILUVCHUTERS 1]

Ew.

[jumpwally 0]

Where are you at,, ? i see it just the opposite....

smile, be nice, enjoy life
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[NWFlyer 2]

You posted elsewhere that you're studying to be a doctor. How, exactly, do you plan to deal professionally with female patients that you find attractive? Particularly when there are times you'll have to look at their naked bodies in a professional context.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[theonlyski 3]

NWFlyer

You posted elsewhere that you're studying to be a doctor. How, exactly, do you plan to deal professionally with female patients that you find attractive? Particularly when there are times you'll have to look at their naked bodies in a professional context.

Andrew Martin

A woman goes into a doctor's office, and the doctor says "Do you mind if I numb your breasts?" "Not at all." "Num-num-num-num."

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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[Deisel 35]

Professionalism. Anything less can get the both of you killed.

The brave may not live forever, but the timid never live at all.

[airdvr 197]

chemist

Yea I tried really hard not to make this thread sound creepy. No pun intended.

Too late

Please don't dent the planet.

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