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Hell, I need to put together some contraption to sell them. I could make a ton of money off these idiots! I was watching NOVA last week, and they were interviewing a family that had 4 people walking on all fours. It was a problem with their cerebellum. Everyone in the town told the mother and father the house was cursed. Even though they are absolutely destitute, they tore it down and rebuilt it. It turns out the mother and father are cousins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMlPVpXtkJY

How about a personality?

I'm a broke college student too. So far, I've spent: 1250 AFF 1300 Used Rig (Got a sweet deal. Just keep looking around.) Assuming ~24 for each jump after AFF, That's a total of $2982 to get my A license. Oh, and to make the money, I work!

I'd jump it!

Sometimes my misspelling works. Boobies have been known to provide sustenance, again with the super/supper powers. What you have provided us with is a great malapropism. Thanks!

After paying for the shit, I never had a $100 bill leftover. Had to use singles. No, NO! The singles are for the girls at the club. But then I have no money. Guess I could use a straw?

So is Monk. So is gay porn.

After paying for the shit, I never had a $100 bill leftover. Had to use singles.

The percentage thing is relatively new in the tipping tradition. The original T.I.P. was given to the server at the beginning of the meal To Insure Promptness. It became a standard and expected by servers. Restaurants were eventually permitted to lower hourly wages below minimum wage because servers were making their own pay check. I worked in restaurants and bars for 6 years and $2.13/hour was always the standard for a server. It was just enough to tax your claimed tips and we frequently got $0.00 paychecks. Those 6 years in the restaurant/bar business taught me a lot about life, work, and the blantant differences between people of all backgrounds. It is very, very easy to start grouping people together with preconcieved notions based on age, race, or sex when dealing with large numbers day in and day out. IMO, you can always tell what kind of person an individual is by how they treat a server. EDIT: BTW, I think the OP was being sarcastic when he said "highly scientific." You actually believe tip is an acronym?

If you tip 20%, then why did you bring up the 15%? 20% is a proper tip. I NEVER tip lower than that, even if the server wasn't doing well. He/she could have been busy, sick, have problems at home, have to train a new employee, been arguing with the damn kitchen (which happens A LOT). All of these things can hold up the service. You tip according to the price instead of "trips" because the server has to tip out the bartender and bussers. This tip out is a percentage of their TOTAL SALES. Do you see how it can mess things up for the server? The bussers and bartenders will get their fair percentage of tips REGARDLESS of whether or not the server even got tipped! If a server gets really shitty tips, he/she could wind up PAYING to work! This is what undoubtedly happened in the video that I posted earlier in this thread.

I looked at the eyes. Got 19 out of 20. The Asian girl was tricky, but the only one I missed was the crazy guy with the undercut.

http://www.muggn.com/mugshots/entries/6423 she's hot...

Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. "Families are always rising and falling in America. But, I believe, we ought to examine more closely the how and why of it, which in the end revolves around life and how you live it." —Nathaniel Hawthorne

Stay away from me on final...

lol at 1:20

I never thought of that. My neighbor has one I can borrow. Thanks!!!!!!!! Whoa now. You can't just pressure wash the 4 spots. It'll look worse. You need to do the whole thing!

seven ate nine...

Isn't that what USPA's 3rd party liability insurance is for?

RACIST! Just kidding. I work for tips too. I get shitty tips from black people as well. I just suck it up, give them the same great service I do everyone else, and accept the shitty tips. Maybe some day it'll change, but for right now I don't mind as much. I'm used to it. Edited to add: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6pi-9LBtxs

http://www.uspa.org/AboutSkydiving/SkydiverDemographics/tabid/303/Default.aspx really interesting

that shit is bad. believe me.

My oh my, such language from a sweet little girl. Have you considered that maybe it's a parable for something like government redistribution of wealth? Oh dear God, Robin Hood is a commie....

WTF?! I didn't hear about this?! A lot of my friends are in the oyster business. I freaking love raw oysters too! I don't think it'll pass. Even if it does, it probably only applies to restaurants. It won't keep me from buying a sack and shucking em in my yard with a case of beer. Mmmmm maybe I'll get a sack for Halloween....

I've noticed the same thing. They just walk around with backpacks on backwards and open. They don't even say "trick or treat?" and don't say "thank you" either. I usually have a few rocks in the bowl and slip them into their bags quickly before they see it. hehe