charliezulu

Are you freaking stoned?!!! You finally got a rig! Go jump the hell out of that thing - it looks great!! Someone else already said it, but try to get a shirt or something from Mirage in compensation. CZ

That would almost be worth buying just so you could see everyone's face when you gear up and start walking toward the plane. CZ

I actually use Charlie Zulu as my full name in a lot of circumstances. It's just the first two letters of my last name in phoenetics. CZ

Oh, that's right, that was a US approved religion. Umm . . . I think I missed that legislation item, Bill. Which religion, precisely, is now "US approved"? Did it have the full support of the US Secretary of Religion, or was it pushed through while he was occupied with those of us heathens that don't practice an approved religion? CZ

Dude, that one is freakin' hilarious. CZ

My favorite part was when Hotblack Desiato spent a year dead for tax reasons. CZ

Might be a bit early to thump these guys - not only have they not been tried and convicted yet, they haven't even been charged at this point! CZ

In general, it seems like just about everything that we laugh about revolves around "pain" suffered at some entity's expense - that entity could be you, me, a school, a group with different skin pigmentation, a group with a different type of holyman or wisdom bringer than you grew up with - and unless you want to limit the jokes told in this forum to puns (which I usually find offensively not funny) then you just have to learn to screen out the ones that aren't funny to you. CZ

Happy hunting! My boss won't let me play this time. CZ

Does anyone out there have a close up image of dive blocks? I've always used my loops, but I hate getting a glove caught at a bad time. CZ

Beat 'em 'til their eyes bleed! CZ

Dobro pozhalovat', dude. CZ

Who are you trying to convince? It's not as black and white as that in some religions. I, for one, am not in any way shape or form a Christian, and disagree with your point. I also haven't seen a post inquiring if Pengy is a Christian, in order to remind them of this particular club rule. CZ

I'd like to go out in some kind of a fall, pref. from an aircraft of some sort - but not in a suicide. For all the reasons that everyone else has listed, that's selfish, at best. Has anyone asked yet via PM if this guy/gal has a reason to commit suicide that can't be overcome with any amount of intervention/counseling/medical help/prayer, etc.? Happens sometimes. In which case, I'd like to say good luck, wish it could have turned out better for you. CZ

We eat pretty much anything in our house. Making sure the kids understand that when the revolution comes they may not have a lot of choices, so eat what you can when you can. CZ

Nope just three marines with full recon gear. My vote is for Thunderbird 2 from international rescue, V-tol, big cargo pod door, and built in submarine for after jumping aquatic fun. Glen. Pretty sure we went up to four a couple times - but I can't remember if they were Hollywood or not with four in the pipe. CZ

Be sure to mumble something about hemorrhagic necrotizing mediastinitis, let a photo of someone bleeding out fall on the desk, start crying, and bolt! CZ

It sure is good that they didn't have DNA testing when my method of expressing contempt for authority figures was peeing on their vehicles. However, if you get on the roof and have some range... Shoot - as long as you're on the roof, do the monkey trick! Toss 'em some poo! CZ

"what are you waiting for dude!!! show him the pressed ham!!!!!!" No this is obviously serious - gotta go straight for the pressed fruit bowl! CZ

Pick wing up with one hand, hold Blue Cheese dip with other. Plunge wing into dip really good. Shove whole wing in mouth, bite the end and suck meat off. Pull out clean bone. DONE! Damn! I'm not even a smoker and I feel like I need a cigarette after reading that! CZ

You stupid good-lookings. Multiplicity 2, but wasn't that in the '90s sometime? CZ

I'm from a country reeeallly close to Canada, and I've flown through Goose Bay a few times - does that count? CZ

Cutaway! If you can't carry it, it's trash! Better yet, list as the home of record your friendly neighborhood MEPS facility, and pack out as much worthless crap as they will carry for you. CZ

Working at a brewery rocks! Good luck!! CZ

Yet another way to waste time at work!!! CZ