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plain old bud light and some oxycodone :D Life is good

So, 3 not so smart people today. First thing was this morning, I'm heading to work and stop at the gas station to grab some coffee and smokes. as I'm in line to check out, The check out line is right at the door, and i ask for my usual choice of cigarettes. As the Cashier is ringing me up, i notice an elderly woman and her husband walking towards the door, one has a cane and the other has a walker. As shes getting my smokes out of the package i simply take 2 steps and open the door and hold it for them. At this time i already have my debit card swiped and ready to go for the cashier. As I'm holding the door this mid 50ish year old woman behind lets out a sign and says "come on, this isn't the Tuesday morning bingo game, some people have things to do" She said this obviously so i could hear her, and i just laugh and smile. Keep in mind that it probley took all of 15 seconds for me to open the door for them. So again, im waiting for the Card to process literally 5 seconds later and she starts tapping her foot and tells the person in line behind her that "this jerk is stalling on purpose". So now im irritated, and just so happen to see someone else walking to the door, so of course im now in asshole mode, i take a step over and hold it for them as well. grab my smokes, and step out of the way. Now the icing is put on the cake. she asks for some cigarettes as well, the cashier asks for her ID and she doesn't have it, and of course as she storms out the door i hold it for her and tell her to make sure it doesn't hit her on the way out. Next incident comes at lunch with some waitress at the mexican restaurant. This guy at our table is alergic to green peppers. so, he simply asks for no green peppers on whatever he ordered. made no other special instructions, just no Green peepers. Well, sure enough, the food comes out and its loaded with them. hes a shy person so he was just going to not eat and pay for it anyways, (which i wasnt going to stand for) so i ask the bartender to please find our waitress. She shows up and i very politely tell her that he is allergic to them and if she could get him another without them. Keep in mind she speaks perfect English and fully understood what i said. she apologized and said she would take care of it. 10 minutes later it comes back and someone had scrapped them off... I tell her that he needs a new dish because hes ALLERGIC to them. She then says that they cant do that and that he would have to take it as it is. i then nicely as for the manager, because we were running short on time, and i wanted to get it straight. She rolls her eyes and says "hes not here" I smile and say then please call him. Outcome: new waitress, new food for him in like 4 minutes and free food Then to top it all off i had agreed to go on i guess a blind date with a friend of a friend. i had met this girl once before and Even tho she is VERY attractive, she was basically an airhead. Now, to me, nothing is a bigger turn off then an airhead. So after weeks of pestering from a friend of mine, i agree to go out with her. I run home real quick from work, shower and change clothes and dash out the door. In the process i somehow grab a torn Lacoste shirt out of my closet. so, i look around in the car and all i had was my Gold Coast Skydivers shirt folded in the back seat. So i stick it on and no big deal. so were sitting and dinner and things are already going down hill, she talked about her and her ex boyfriend for like 45 minutes. Now, in the back of my mind i wanted to get home by 8:00 because house was coming on and the UNC game was at 9:30. So we are finishing up and its about 7:25, im thinking im set to get home in time. Well, right as i hand the check back to the waitress she says "what does your shirt say?" im thinking oh hell, so i just say its a place in Mississippi near where my mom lives. that didnt work, she asks every question possible. then finally she says "so... do you actually have to use the parachute" i then simply said "its optional"and stood up in my chair and started to head for the door." Whuffos....... Cliff notes: impatient woman at gas station gets owned for not having ID after being a bitch in line while i opened a door for some older people stupid waitress is just stupid Stupid airhead chick asks me if i have to use the parachute all the time. the end. Rant over :D

I had to upgrade our lawn mower to be able to outrun yellow jackets when i would run over there house mowing grass. John Deere For the win!

Its on the other side of the map, but NC is a nice place. lots of mid 20 year old's. 3 big time schools within 20 minutes of each other. The old people are phasing out, haha. Plenty of jobs around, (RTP and downtown raleigh) good night life in raleigh and durham. traffic isnt horrible, its heavy, but it keeps moving. RDU airport is 10 minutes from anywhere. if you ever decide to settle down schools are good and crime is low. Weather wise its nice. tolerable heat in the summer, little humid, but not to bad. winters are decent, usually lowest you will see i the day time durring coldest times is upper 30's, but it usually ends up in the mid 40's. rains when it needs too. hurricanes dont usually get far enough in to do damage. Snow is unheard of aside from flurries. Dropzone wise there of course raeford, (where i jump) a little over an hour south, and then jonesville is i think 1.5 to the west, and there is the new dropzone that is in the works (triangle skydivers) about 15 minutes from north raleigh. Beach is 2 hours away (wilmington) and mountains are same distance. i snowboard at wintergreen which is around 2.5 hours away and its about as good as it gets for east coast slopes. myrtle beach is a little under 3 hours and is always lots of fun. Long story short, im from here, ive been elsewhere... i like it in raleigh. plenty to do, lots of people to hang with, lots of shopping (if your into that) great weather, and plenty of college females :D Feel free to PM me if you have more questions

rig is sittin on the recliner waiting for thursday :D (it will probley have to move here shortly, but ill let it still watch TV. We need to keep it happy so it performs well

0:3:1 self explanatory 3 jumps... all four ways. finally linked up nice 2 times on the last one. (thanks lewis, haha) first 4 way :D

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First pic is my baby, since age 16. first thing i ever paid for on my own in full 2nd is her 672awhp (all wheel horsepower) power plant 3rd was my 2nd toy/daily driver, loved that car to death. all 553 bucks a month for 5 years of it. Jesus that car was a chick magnet. (i was a senior in high school when i got it) sadly, it died in a tall grass fire earlier this year. got it with 11,000 miles on it, drove it till 140,000 with only replacing one oxygen sensor and the factory batter at 120k. :( god i miss that car. 4th pic was my most loved bike, 05 Yamaha R1, 3200 miles on it. Got me in BIG trouble quick, decided it needed to go. Had full exhaust, 205 rear tire, and a power commander. nothing on this planet with 2 wheels and no seatbelt should go beyond 200mph.

:2:1 2 jumps beer was for the crash landing, long story short... i owed beer :)

id think the better question would be how well can you see without glasses. i know plenty of people that just use glasses to drive and what not. personally, i forget my perscription but i will walk into walls without contacts. i cant stand glasses, but regardless, im waiting about another year to get the surgery.

Me Wait till after T-giving

Ok, i finally got unlazy and registered!

Honestly i hated the movie. ive watched all the james bond movies and read most the books. after the movie i started thinking about it, and to me it just wasnt a james bond movie. No money penny, no Q, not even a "Bond, James Bond". i dont mind a new story line, but keep some james bond in it. No Gadgets. I dont even think that they even refured to him as 007. decent special effects tho.

inside edge of the nose, especially when its under the skin. shit hurts. bad

still got 2 weekends to go! you guys are close anyways. PS: where do we sign up for Raft dive

Hear it at Raeford all the time, got mine last weekend :D

If your watching i cant remember the hand, but the 6 on the river to make trips for Eastgate, with one 6 dead already to knock someone out.

same here... many years and no problems yet

Watching.... getting pumped up for world tavern "tavern champ. tomorrow!! i

I got my A with 30 jumps, didn't really matter, basically i got a day in of jumping before my check dive, no biggie. i had a blast and was working towards my A the entire time after solo status. 4th solo was a hop-n-pop, from then on i just had fun getting a coach jump every couple. I plan on continuing from there, towards my B, C and so on.

i guess everyone has there moments!

Na, i live in Raleigh and have stupid normal job. haha so i had to drive back LATE last night after sobering up in aviators. haha, i was at your A ceremony as well tho, congrats to you. i liked Tony's Speech for ya.

Guy 1. No 2. Yes 3. Yes

:5:2 yea 1 hopnpop, 2 coachs and 2 fun jumps Beer for first otter jump at raeford and for getting my A license!

Got my A yesterday! that is all. PS: Raeford/aviators after hours rocks, (minus the whole work 1.5 hours away the next day)