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Because most people did not want a design like this (in fairness, it had other issues, like HAVING to turn it off after each jump if you wanted the batteries to last, etc) Designing an AAD for such a small portion of an already small market probably doesn't make much sense for manufacturers. Remster

Trespassing too now? tsk tsk tsk... Remster

What part of "90's" don't you understand? Remster

90's? Heat? Ha! Remster

God's plan for my life involves depriving me of water, food, shelter, and safety? That doesn't sound like much fun. But you get to heaven much quicker!!! Remster

I'm wondering how many of these I'll see at Fantasy Fest this year. EEEEK!! What's your outfit for this year? ;-) Remster

Do you "sit into" your legstrap after opening? Remster

He's released a video a day over the last week. Tacky, Foil, and Word Crimes are awesome! http://www.weirdal.com/ Remster

Hey.... You're talking to a guy in a 8way team called BOHICA... Remster

Perv. Remster

The treasurer of the Jackpine Gypsies motorcycle club is a friend. Remster

I'd plug Cpoxon's tool, but I don't have a Android device, so can't comment on how it does scoring. The apple app, "Dive Planner" , is decent. I'm not sure it gives an export option, but it will record when each point or bust is scored and you can save that score sheet. Remster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk Watch it through... ;-) Remster

I'll setup a Kickstarter. Remster

Actually, it's changed a bit since then... New crank, bars, fork, saddle, cages, stem. Remster

The commuter: Remster

Fuck me. Are people what whinny all the time nowadays? You're getting communication from the servicing company. It may not be what you like, but that's why they are tested. As Ski mentioned: don't like it, get a different AAD that never has to be tested. As as Ski said too, if you're using quotation marks, at least quote the actual email. Remster

Swing low... Remster

Do what the rest of us do: hope she doesn't come to her senses! Remster

How about us dudes? Congrats, man! Remster

Don't encourage him... Remster

http://mashable.com/2014/07/17/malaysia-airlines-ukraine/ [insert joke about Putin just wanting top help find the lost Malaysian plane here] Remster

Do you do tracking dives? Remster

Depends upon the people. [...] Yep. Depends on the people, the workplace, the work relationship, etc. Remster

We're not talking about the USPA being sucked into a lawsuit. We're talking about the BOD not wanting to throw their friend under the bus of civil lawsuits if they do any kind of action against him. Remster