jgoose71

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  • Home DZ
    Emerald Coast Skydiving Center
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    A
  • Licensing Organization
    USPA
  • Number of Jumps
    150
  • Years in Sport
    8
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    Formation Skydiving
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    Freeflying
  1. jgoose71

    Beer.......... bear...... Party on.

    Smarter than the average bear.... "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    Game of Thrones goes Disney

    I thought this was good. I was really hoping for a Disney version of the "Red Wedding" but I guess you can't have it all. At least they got the "Mountain that Rides vs Red Viper" battle depicted..... http://www.refinery29.com/2015/05/87064/game-of-thrones-disney#slide Original Brazilian site: http://www.comboestudio.com.br/site/portfolio/serie-game-of-thrones "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
  3. jgoose71

    Dream Cheaters

    This is a public service announcement to all women. If you have a dream that your Significant Other is cheating on you, do not immediately wake up and pick a fight or be angry at him. It was a dream, it was not real. It is irrational to be pissed off at someone for your runaway imagination. If you want him to get out of bed and bring you a cup of coffee and make waffles, just say so. You don't have to pick a fight to make him do out out of guilt. Really!
  4. jgoose71

    What do Y'all think? Should I respond?

    Yea, she sent me a message too, but I'm not going to judge her. I'm told sometimes a woman needs to kiss a lot of frogs before she finds her prince (or in Nataly's case, possibly princess?) "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
  5. Well, if I don't make it over to have one of those beers that you are supposed to be passing out, I'll just raise one to you. Best of luck and keep us posted. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
  6. jgoose71

    Girlband ADAM Orgasms While Singing

    It really is an exercise to help one learn how to keep one's composure and continue at the task at hand while distracted... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53lS9nrT1a0 P.S. Not in the "Sick and Twisted" thread cause I would consider this safe for work. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
  7. jgoose71

    Who you gonna call? GooseBusters!

    All I'm saying is that if you use rock salt, you can season and tenderize at the same time.... "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
  8. Ohhhh! I bet it tastes like chicken! "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
  9. Not sure I would call it a phobia, but I hate spiders. Specifically camel spiders. Half spider, half scorpion, all ugly. While sleeping in the desert over here, one bit me on the back of the neck and it got infected. I got a nice scar out of the deal. fucking hate them.... http://www.camelspiders.net/ "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
  10. jgoose71

    Dropzones that go above 14k ft

    I've been toying with the idea of going here for a while now. Is it just me, or did the price spike recently? I could swear it used to be in the $350 range, now they're advertising it at $550. Am I imagining that? Also, I know where this is located, but why don't they give their location anywhere on the site, except on the calendar (which is for some reason full of scuba diving course listings)? Did they start to travel around with it? These guys travel. If you local DZ has enough people interested, they bring a truck full of gear to rig the aircraft and the jumper. When I saw them last it was $350 a jump, but that was from a mere 25,000 feet. Extra money for extra altitude maybe? I don't know, you might be able to to book them for your DZ's next boogie. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
  11. jgoose71

    Aliens, I dont understand

    Infinite Improbability Drive. But they might be a zucchini or paisley couch when they get here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyYS-GzBSIg&list=RDnCf53ses22w "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
  12. jgoose71

    Bike Riders . . . What would you do?

    Is it my imaginations or did the rider speed up when he started to pass traffic? As a rule of thumb when splitting traffic I never went more than 15 mph faster than the traffic to give myself time to react to the dummies in the cages (quite a few have tried to play fuck-me games cause they didn't like what I was doing). I've been told that going 25 mph faster than the flow of traffic can earn you a reckless endangerment ticket "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
  13. jgoose71

    AC/DC 1973-2014 The end of an era

    Your thinking of KISS. No one could turn 7 songs into 35 albums as well as they could... Now I have to go dig up my old copy of Maximum Overdrive to watch again. Anyone still have a VHS player I can borrow? "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
  14. jgoose71

    Game of Thrones : Damn it....

    Actually, they do come straight out and tell you who actually killed Jeoffry in the book. He admits it. It's towards the end of book 5 though (the last book). I won't give any of it away though. You'll have to read the book or wait for it to show up in the show... "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
  15. jgoose71

    RIP Concrete Rebound Hammer

    Concrete Rebound Hammer reportedly has more lives than a cat. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything