davjohns

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  1. I've been known to deal with other people's children in front of them. If they aren't embarassed by their lack of parenting skills, I refuse to be embarassed by being an adult. I give them first shot. Then, the Universal Parent mode kicks in. I've actually had complete strangers ask me to deal with their child. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  2. I probably wouldn't leave the house. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  3. I use those people to estimate how superior my driving techniques are. You did the same thing. You took the same exit just behind him without unusual wear and tear on your vehicle. I find that I often see the person again at a redlight. Because their style of driving is also rude and dangerous, I would like a system to vote them off the road. Maybe a paintball marking system. When the police see you with excessive red paintball strikes on your vehicle, they pull your license. Other drivers have makred you as unworthy. Just an idea. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  4. I'm reminded of how many times I see women in the world and mentally encourage them to wear a bra. Then, there are those that look like they need to and then I realize they have a visible strap. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  5. I guess I would be confused, because I can't see myself doing it. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  6. Too cold and windy to jump yesterday. Ah well. Maybe next weekend. Single parenting proving interesting. Wish everyone a great week. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  7. Enjoying my coffee at my parents' this morning. Yesterday was cloudy. Picking up my daughter in a bit and heading for the DZ. It should be clear but a bit cool today. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  8. If I think my ex has a demon, does that count? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  9. I'm only licensed to practice in Alabama. Seek local advice if you are outside Alabama. That being said, I have handled hundreds of divorces. If skydiving was part of the argument against someone being the custodial parent, I would look forward to hearing it articulated in court. It would be a sure sign of clutching at straws. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  10. You can have a suit custom made for that kind of money. All of mine are custom made now. My shoulders and chest are far larger than my waist, so nothing fits off the rack. You can't even modify the rack items to fit. Michael Koors is actually a well known designer, but if you have to have them altered, I'm not sure it really matters. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  11. Rats! I saw the commercial for it and then took my daughter to a haunted house and missed it. Anyone know if they are going to re-air it? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  12. Sorry friend. I know it can be rough losing your girl like that. Glad you are alright. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  13. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA!!! Hope you have a great weekend! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  14. I was afraid she was dead. I was trying to figure out how to explain it to her mother and the EMT's. Another girl passed out from time to time after a couple of hours. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Scissor

    Didn't know it had a name, but at least I got this one. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  16. Does it count when she passes out? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Spoon

    OK. I understand now. Still don't understand the 'end of the spoon' reference, but not sure I want to. I kinda figured it was natural for the man to be behind the woman, but I guess not. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Spoon

    I have no idea what you are talking about. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  19. Wow. Throwing out someone else's stuff is really rude. Even if there is a sign posted, only spoiled stuff should be thrown out. Otherwise, find the owner and have them handle their own food. Sorry that happened to you. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  20. , 2, 0 Got to jump for the first time in eighteen months. Very fun! Weather not so good for this weekend, though. Too bad. It's a long weekend for me. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  21. Got to jump yesterday for the first time in eighteen months! Cloudy today, but it just doesn't matter. :) Hope everyone is having a great weekend! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  22. CBR 1100 XX Super Blackbird. Hard to beat. Handles like a much smaller bike. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  23. I have the curve. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  24. McDonald's sells me wifi at 2.85 for two hours while I drink free coke refills. Great deal. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    movie quotes

    Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.