GravityJunky

Smart, Sexy, Beautiful, Women... Don't need anything else, to raise the old Mast! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

No No No... It's Stitch, no matter what goes wrong, it's stitch's Fault, get with the program, my man! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

PROBABLY, or it about to be... Heh Heh Heh wanna go check the other forums, and threads, maybe we'll get lucking and get to witness it Live! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

QuoteQuoteQuote . . . and the young ones never quite ever learn do they? What is that word they have for "Unable" to learn? I believe, Carlos Mencia, said it best the word is.... DuhDaDuh! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

. . . and the young ones never quite ever learn do they? What is that word they have for "Unable" to learn? But I will ONCE AGAIN - fix the inevitable typos coming from your posts. --- ROFLMAO - You are the man of the hour Turtle! I know, I know... The funny thing is it occured to me, while I was previewing other posts... and I just HAD to come back here just to see if you had beaten me to the punch, before I could correct it myself! I'm a little slow on the uptake today, Nice cover, even if you felt it necessary to bust my balls about it at the same time! Alright but just this once... GravityJunky>>>> bows in respect to the Turtle! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

RE:Could You Ever Wish Pain/Death On Someone? --------- Funny You should be the one to post this thread! Just about, everytime you post something, in any of these forums, Andy! Estimated guess: only about 80%-100% of, everyone in here suddenly feels that urge! ROFLMAO *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Ummmm, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, But ummm, this just shows the exact opposite. You are a fool, if you think a manuver like this, is a good IDEA. And you just proved that WOMEN are smarter then MEN, Frankly! Not to mention this certainly qualifies you as an honorary, Steve Irwinism! You just sealed your own fate! Publically-- Dumbass!!! HaHaHa, heh, heh, heh... *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Okay, who is gonna be my next "victim", gotta mess with somebody to get skymama's attention! Let's see Enney, meeny, minny, mo.... *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

: GEMINI: Does Twosomes Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. ----------- You people have entirely too much free time on your hands! But since I'm replying I guess... so do I! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Hawaii, have an Interstate Highway? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Easy George W. Bush, say no more! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Trick question the answer is none of the above, they are ALL full of Shit ! ---- Qoute of the Day: If I had an Industrial Size and Strength tube, of Hemorrhoid cream, would you disappear! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

D-A B-E-A-R-S! It's official! YEA, COLTS! I can see the headlines already... a pack of lost bears, wandering aimlessly Yesterday evening, in a field in Florida, was Trampled beyond saving, by a herd of WILD COLTS, it is uncertain... It's official! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Tired of pussy ----- Ahem, Excuse me, but these 3 words never, ever belong in the same paragraph together, let alone the same sentence or phrase! NO, NO, NO, WRONG, Don't ever do that again! Never tired of Pussy! Never too tired for Pussy! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Oh you little Devil you!! Can I watch!!! Depends... Do you have a camera? 'Cos, you see, it never happened before. Oh, right it never happened OO, OOoohhh, Schweeeet! I can play along, with that, no have to share secret with anyone then!! Heh, Heh, heh *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Oh, oh look what I could do... 'I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty & GAY! Oh, yea Michael Flattley.. You have been served; Bee-otch!' *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Oh you little Devil you!! Can I watch!!! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Yep to which I replied to my buddy skydivers that same morning: So... guys... I'm gonna... miss her when I get home, I guess I'll have to fend for tonite's dinner on own, oh, look they're loading our plane now guys, let's get out to the field, yea I'm gonna miss her-- huh sure I'm up for a marathon jumping match today, hey... *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

ROFLMAO! No point just an observation, of a fellow card-carrying, pervert ! Although I myself, (not to toot my own horn), have been promoted to a PROvert, I've gotten so god, i mean good at it! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

ugggh! I'm sooo tired of this one. Now I respond, "Sometimes I jump out of helicopters." Good one, I like responding to this one with: " the same reason I always choose the exit seats as my commercial airline seats. Because I also fly alot, on business & pleasure trips, year round, and if & when the day comes that the airline captain & attendents announce, that it is necessary to evacuate the Vessel, as it doesn't appear it's making it back to the ground in one piece or on the landing gear, I'm well prepared to make certain that I Do! The expression on their face when they realize that I'm the saner one when put in this perspective, is the Best, Classic! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Hey, not too shabby, But where are the pics of Skymama, Ooopps "Her Royal Hotness" & Skyshrink in their PJ's. Subject It does say : Hotties in Pajamas! So that should include DZ.com Royalty, too ! The Crown Holders in this catagory as it would be! Come on, Where are THOSE pics, bring 'em on! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

...because most of your "business" is funny as hell? It's a man thing. Ouch! GravityJunky : Bowing in respect at Pops ! You can Always count on Pops, to post the Winning Zinger of the Day ! Pops you are the man! We are but mere followers, oh Great & Wise One! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Good answer! True that! Take notes Ladies, 'Shut up sex' very much like 'Make up sex' 99.99999% effective. And it's FREE! Hmmmm, Let's see what hot chicks do I have 'Dirt' on, that are also oh so good when there bad! ------ Hush/Shut up sex! I'm getting Firetrucked! Tonight!... I'm getting Firetrucked! Tonight!... I'm getting Firetrucked! Tonight!... Heh, Heh Heh! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

If you can't love my aunt Olga for who she really is, then stop wooing her and set her free! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

When reading posts from those young whipper-snappers, you can translate what they are saying here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/ And Thank You ryoder, I haven't been called a Young whipper-snapper in a good 20yrs! Thanks Bro! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}