GravityJunky

Only "yuck" for a little while, but think of the "Hush money" I could collect! ROFLMAO! You twisted fucker you! Hey, that officially makes you a gigilo/whore, don't cha know, Cash & Poontang on the mind at the same time! PREVERT! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

You are most welcome Pops! You teach us still wet behind the ears, posters , oh so much here in the forums yourself, it's only right we occasionally return the favor! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

oHH You said "RUB" Stop that Mama Your getting me excited! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Hey BTW, all kidding aside, EASY there Cowboy, your Better half, just made the ultimate sacrifice and put her body through hell for over 9 months... To bless you with the Greatest, Gift You could ever ask for or experience in this Life. Geeentlllyyy, easy, Down Boy Down! On the otherside of that token CONGRATS, & GOD BLESS, ALL OF YOU!

...And if so... of the Birth, the baby or The "Conception footage" the little woman doesn't know you filmed? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Ah, you don't speak Blue Skies Ranchian? Okay let's get started with our 1st Ranchian as a 2nd language class, today's lesson boys and girls: FIRETRUCK = it's Ranchian for 'Boink' 'Banging', 'Diddle' 'Tap dat Ass' 'Nail' 'Screw' 'Hide the Salami' 'Pecker Pokin' 'Horizontal Boogie' 'Horizontal Mambo' 'Skin Polka' "Shaggin'" "Procreative LeapFrog" "Beast w/ 2 Backs" "Pipe Cleaning" 'The Taco Tap' "Skin Drilling" 'Mining for Ahs' "Pussy Pumping" 'Gettin' Giggy w/ IT' 'The Rug Rat Recipe'... and of course when played with the Love of Your Life.... 'Making Love'

Some one once asked me, "how often is it necessary to 'reload', (meaning 'Pack' or course,) your parachute do you have to do it EVERYTIME you jump? to which I replied, "Only on the days, I remember to take my all my meds, and the voices in my head aren't leaving me feeling suicidal... Here's your sign! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Yea but No pictures, Not ALL of us can READ show off! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Speaking of Battle-axes, I should call my Mother-in-law and ask her... *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Samari Was on a Bridge? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Noice save Shari! Good one! how'd I forget That Tim Mc song? In fact it's based on a true story & they're filming the movie, scripted from the song now! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[reply None of them are that special. ---- Didn't say they were anymore special then the rest of us, But some of them have irrifutable "AIPS&T"!!!!! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Stitch was in Boston? When and he knows he's NOT allowed to play with fire, Bad Stitch! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

After I'm done with my Semi weekly, Mary Poppins drag Fest, I can't wait to get home, change into my Liza Minnelli Garb, & dance my ass off to those gay-assed, Broadway CD's. Oh, A Transtesticles work is NEVER Done, me oh my! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

voted "other" Stitch you forgot the biggest headache inducer of all STITCH, YOU! ROFLMAO *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Oopps ! Musta had my beer goggles on that night... Ewh. But from the size of the strecth marks my secrets out, only my wanker could've left her that deformed! No wonder the poor thing won't talk to me anymore! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Oh, allright then, may bad, in light of this new evidence; Your "No Spankin' GravityJunky's Ass for a week" punishment is here-by suspended. Spank Away my dear Spank Away! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

THANK YOU NOICE SAVE! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Your NOT going to start singing, that Gay ass Coke-Cola commercial song from the 70's now are you?? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

"Ha Ha, Bob Ross, you get it?? Oh that's so gay, it's almost as Gay as me spanking my monkey everyday to Richard Simmons, Strokin' to the oldies!" *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Person you'd do, or give up, just about ANYTHING to "FireTruck" and what would you be willing to sacrifice, or "pay" to "FireTruck" them?? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Ha yea we'll all be banned from DZ.com if skymama get's sick! You should be Fine though Sweetheart. I get mine every year, for at least 10 yrs now and I swear to you I have never once gotten sick from the shot. And I haven't come down with a single flu since then either no matter how many others around me did, year after year. Good Luck sweetie, if it hurts just come back here we'll kiss it and make it all better! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

The only voyeristic act I'm into is watching the Ladies version of "Fun with myself" thru the holes I drilled in the walls of the Women Only forum, as I ....Oooppps I mean uh, I uh... Oh Shit...Hey can someone delete this for me, BEFORE Skymama see's it in the AM??? PS just for that wise crack young lady YOU are grounded for a week, YOU WILL NOT be spankin this ass for at least a week, Oh shit... that's wrong too! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

My mother was right about you, you are nothing but a shameless, Harlot, A DZ hussy, a promiscuious h-- Hey Wait a minute, I enjoy those qualities, in my womens' what the hell am I complaining about? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Me Too! That's why I looked, Damn it foiled again! So you both thought this was a thread by a guy about pleasuring himself, and yet you both admit to opening it because you thought that? Anything you two want to share with the rest of us? Yea, Look'd at thread to fuck with 'em in One liner Zing Dept. Wuz gonna ask him where he got a microscope that powerful?? Did he steal the Hubble Telescope, or what? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}